Kareoke Night!
DJ- I don't own Hetalia! Only Madrid and this cookie! *Holds up poisoned cookie*
Star- OMFG! Tallie, your retarded! *Says because she knows about the cookie*
DJ- *Sniff Sniff* Waahhh! ;(
Chapter 1: Madrid's Birthday!
"Okay! Everyone's here now, se! Excellente!" Madrid and Spain exclaimed once everyone was settled down and quieted. Italy walked through the doors and immediately looked at the buffet table for any pasta. He looked and looked, but once he didn't find any, he groaned in despair. Meanwhile, Germany shook his head in disgust and amazement as Prussia chugged some of Madrid's really strong Spanish tequila, and belched very, very loudly in America's and Austria's faces, only to America's amusement and Austria's quite distinguished disgust. Japan had face-palmed himself as he watched Ukraine running around looking for Russia, and had fallen into Turkey, who, was quite pleasured by her huge boobs. Russia wasn't noticed hiding under the large buffet table, desperate to not be found by his little, physcotic sister, Belarus. France was doing his usual molesting and England just slapped Sealand for no apparent reason! Madrid looked at the not-so quiet crowd, and sighed in happiness/stress. This is life, she thought.
"Now that you all are done belching and falling onto people," everyone laughed."I have a very important announcement to make!" Spain exclaimed, and behind him, Madrid blushed as red as one of Romano's ripest red all waited, and finally, Australia broke the silence."Then get on with it mate!" Everyone laughed."Ok, ok! I'm proud to say that my little sister, Madrid, is finally turning 21 today!" Spain gushed, and hugged the girl until she couldn't breath. To Madrid's demise, everyone sang,"Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you! Happy birthday dear Madrid! Happy birthday to you-!" Everyone clapped, and waited for what Spain would say next. Surprisingly, it was Madrid who spoke."After dinner and presents, I have a little treat for myself and all of you! Now go! Get to dinner!" She exclaimed, and everyone headed to the buffet table.
As Madrid watched Italy look so sad, she pitied him."Um, Italy! Pasta and ravioli is over here!" She shouted to him, gesturing to the table in the back. Italy's eyes gleamed, and he knocked down Madrid with a water-tight bear hug."Ok.. go.. eat! Can't breathe!" She said, and it took Prussia, and Germany to get him off her.
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"Soo, your finally 21? That means you can drink now, right?" Prussia asked, his words slurred from all that drinking contests earlier. "Yep!" she replied, her words a little slurred, but not as much as his. From nowhere and no apparent reason, Cuba came out, beer bottle inone hand, and grabbed Madrid's arm. "WTF?!" Madrid said. Prussia growled."Back of Prissy, she's MINE!" Cuba said like a little black woman, obviously drunk to hell. Prussia laughed. He took an empty beer bottle and smashed it on Cuba's head. It didn't faze him one little bit. That's when Prussia got mad. "She's MINE, you asshole!" Drunk Prussia yelled back. As both of them fought over her, Madrid took 2 huge, heavy wine bottles, and cracked it over both of their heads. She knocked them out was very strong. This is going to be a long nite, Madrid thought.
As she dragged their bodies to her couch, Madrid couldn't help but give Prussia a tiny kiss on his forehead. She maybe did have a tiny little crush on him...
TBC...
DJ- Y-your m-mean S-star
Star- I'm sorry Tallie,but your cookie is poisoned. I saw you drop it in the cleaning stuff earlier, and picked it up and put it one the table to dry, You thought it was water,huh?
DJ-What? Its poisoned?
Star-Yep
DJ-*Throughs across floor*
DJ-*Sniff* I guess I forgive you
Star-Phew! Thank god
DJ-*Tackles Star with bear hug*
Star- Get the hell of me!
DJ-Next chappie up soon, my little brats! R&R for more!