Assholeness.- An Orange is the new Black fanfiction.
AN: I do not own anything. Let's take a second of appreciation for Jenji Kohan the producer of this AMAZING SHOW and for all of the actresses that make the magic happen. Hope you enjoy! (I know it starts kind of strong, but give it a sec.)
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"Oh" moaned Piper, running her fingers through Alex's hair, pushing her head down and spreading her legs wider, trying to get as closer as she could to that wonderful tongue. "Alex."
She could feel her grinning against her pussy and she pulled her hair a little harder than necessary.
"What?" She asked, raising her head, still wearing that smug grin on her face.
"Stop teasing. Get back down there" she ordered.
"Yes, ma'am" she answered, arching an eyebrow and lowering her head again. Slowly, se resumed licking, with little bites that drove Piper crazy. Alex knew exactly what she was doing and she was all too familiar with her girlfriend's body. She could have her writhing under her and screaming her name in minutes and she loved it. She loved the power she had over her and Piper was never one to deny it, beautifully giving herself to Alex, trusting her completely. And let's just say that Alex Vause, was never one to disappoint.
"More" Breathed Piper, and Alex felt her lower abdomen getting warmer with each passing second. Without stopping her ministrations with her skillful tongue, she entered Piper with two slender fingers, thrusting in and out and picking up speed. Piper moaned loudly and let out a shriek that sounded faintly like the name of the woman between her legs and began bucking her hips wildly, meeting Alex's fingers and pushing her head even further down with her right hand while with her left she roughly massaged her own breasts, pinching her nipples. She could feel herself getting closer to the edge and she let go of Alex's hair and clutched at the sheets with all of her strength, not even caring if she ripped them apart. It wouldn't be the first time anyway.
"Alex!" She screamed when she came, Alex riding her out of her orgasm by slowly reducing the speed of her fingers while her tongue rubbed her clit furiously. She then lifted herself and bent down to kiss her girlfriend, Piper moaning into her mouth at the taste of herself. Alex chuckled against her mouth and pulled away, rolling to get on her back and then threw her legs over the side of the bed.
"Where the fuck do you think you're going?" Said Piper, getting on her knees behind Alex, pushing her hair aside and placing open-mouthed kisses on the back of her neck. She already knew this was going to be a great night.
"In case you forgot, I was reading when you pounced me in the couch. I'm going to finish the chapter." Piper could almost feel the smug grin that must have been accompanying the Alex's words.
"No, you're not" she said, slowly running her left hand's nails down Alex's back. She raised herself and bit her earlobe. "You're staying with me." Alex let out a shaky breath and whispered:
"Oh, yeah? And why would I do that, kid?"
"You'll enjoy it." She whispered hotly in her ear while her right hand snaked to her front, firmly grabbing one of her breasts with her thumb and index pinching her nipple. She felt her shiver and a small whimper escaped her mouth. Piper couldn't help but smile.
Alex was the kind of person who always had control. You couldn't help but feel small in her presence and it had nothing to do with her height. It was her manners, her deep, husky voice, the way she would look at you when she disapproved of something you did that would make you want to crawl into a hole and never get out. She had that kind of inherent power that only few possessed and she knew it. She knew perfectly well what she could do to people and how, how to make them do whatever it was she wanted, how to make them cave. Alex Vause didn't listen to anyone but herself.
But in bed… It was the only time when Alex would relinquish control. She couldn't help it. And Piper loved having sex with Alex. She loved listening to her always composed girlfriend moan in abandon, saying things that didn't even make sense, with Piper's name mingling in between and her hands clutching desperately everything she could grab a hold of. She never lost control as much as Piper but for her it meant the world being able to do that to someone like Alex Vause.
Moving her left hand to the front as well to grab her breasts, she let her right hand slowly slide down Alex's stomach until it reached her center, where she let it hang just a few inches away.
"Do you still want to go read?" She said against her shoulder. Alex stood frozen for a second and then turned around, crushing their lips together. Piper pulled at her hair, placing her hand in Alex's nape, pulling her infinitely closer while their tongues fought for dominance, even though there was no need. They both knew who was in control now.
But just as Piper pushed her girlfriend's body onto the bed to start kissing every inch of her craving body, the phone in the bedside table- Alex's phone- began ringing. Piper stopped for less than a second and then straddled her girlfriend, leaning down and beginning to give small bites in the crook of her neck and then slowly soothing them with her tongue, purposely ignoring the sound that stopped after a few seconds. Her hands started to move down, reaching her breasts and tweaking her nipples when the phone rang again. Alex moved ever so slightly under her, as if wanting to reach for it but Piper strengthened her hold.
"No way"
"But-" She was cut off by Piper's lips, kissing her roughly, biting her lower lip and Alex couldn't hold the moan that left her mouth. God,she wanted Piper so bad. Whatever it was it could wait, right?Alex grabbed her ass firmly and – the phone rang again.
They were messages now. One after the other. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring.
"Fuck." Alex groaned. But Piper still wouldn't let go. "Pipes."
"You've got to be fucking kidding me."
"It's work. I have to pick up."
"It's past fucking midnight!" she said disbelieving. Her face a mixture of disappointment, hurt and anger.
"I'm aware of that, thank you. Now if you please." Her tone sharp, she gestured for Piper to move.
Piper knew Alex's job was demanding and she knew that it didn't exactly work within the normal schedules. And for all Alex knew, the person calling could be in fucking Australia. She had to pick up, Piper knew that, and Alex hated having this discussion. So when Piper didn't move, she sighed loudly and rolled so that she was on top. She pulled away, reaching for the phone and opened the text messages. Raising an eyebrow at the caller ID, Alex straightened her back and placed her feet on the ground, hiding the phone from Piper's view.
From: Amy-bar-chick-next-mule
Alex I need a favor.
It's really important.
ALEX!
Text me back as soon as you see this.
And just as she finished reading them, another text message came in.
I'm at the bar we met and there are some strange men outside, please come pick me up, I'm scared.
And another one.
If you come… I'll make it worth your while ;)
"Who the fuck is that?" Came an angry voice from behind her shoulder and Alex almost dropped her phone.
She had been so focused on her cellphone she hadn't noticed Piper when she had got up to look over her shoulder. Fuck, fuck, fuck.
"Jesus, kid, give me a fucking warning would you? You almost gave me a fucking heart attack." She said, avoiding the question and getting on her feet. Alex knew there was no point; Piper would not let it go. Fuck, she thought again.
"Alex, who was that?" Piper stood up as well, with the sheets wrapped around her body, her face trying to mask her anger.
Alex turned around and headed for her closet, thinking about the best way to say it. There was no way to avoid the fight that was coming, but she really had to go, she needed this girl. She needed this girl to be her mule and get the fucking package across the ocean to where her boss was waiting. She was already delayed, and Fahri was not happy. She had been distracted lately, missing on important calls, answering late to e-mails, scarce on mules. And they had noticed.
The thing is that it wasn't as easy as it used to be for her. Getting the girls to carry her packages was harder now that she could only use words to persuade them. She couldn't kiss them, couldn't fuck them senseless until they screamed their agreement on anything Alex asked for them. It was the first time in… Well, forever since she had been in real, committed relationship. That kind of changed things for Alex. She liked Piper. A lot. More than any girl she had ever been with and after only a couple of weeks, she found herself in something more serious than she had predicted. She had realized that she didn't want this WASPy, nice, blonde girl to be fucked by anyone but herself. But worst of all she found that she didn't want to be fucking anyone else but her. Boy, was she in trouble. The Alex Vause, trapped in someone's net. Just the thought made her shiver.
Okay, but would you prefer to let her walk away with some awkward looking guy, with a pudgy face and some stupid name like… Like… Larry?
Fuck no.
After picking up her panties and bra from the floor, she grabbed a random t-shirt, put on some pants and faced her.
"Listen Pipes, this girl, Amy something, I need her to deliver a package. If I do this, she'll owe me." She gave her what she hoped was a reassuring smile and grabbed her boots, sitting on the bed to put them on before she took out her phone and typed out a quick response. I'll be there in 20 minutes.
"Looks like she already knows how she's going to repay you" Answered Piper sharply. Alex sighed, annoyed.
"I'm not going to fuck her. Happy?" She said sarcastically, even though she knew it would only make it worse. She couldn't help it. It wasn't that she wanted to fuck that girl. She didn't. And yes, it was because of Piper. But she didn't like being reminded of the control she had over her. She wanted it to be clear that she only had that control because Alex had decided to give it to her even though she knew it was bullshit. If she wasn't fucking other people it was because she didn't want to, not because Piper didn't want to.
"When did you meet her?"
Alex scoffed. "What?"
"When. Did. You. Meet. Her."
She rolled her eyes. "I don't know, last Friday? What does that matter?"
"Last Friday. Huh. Is it the Friday you told me you were going to meet some customers and that you'd be back soon and to wait for you here, and ended up coming back at around 3 am? That Friday?"
"Jesus fuck Piper, is this a fucking interrogation or what? Like I said, I need her. And I already apologized for that. In a very… Satisfying way, now didn't I?" Said Alex with a smug grin on her face which only infuriated Piper even more.
"So when you say you're going out to work, you're actually sitting in a bar, buying drinks for girls, and teasing them just like you did with me, aren't you?"
Alex groaned. "Yes, I hit on girls for a living, Piper. Is that what you want me to say? Is this your new fucked up way of avoiding the fact that you're dating a drug dealer?"
Piper glared at her and then shook her head, taking a step back from her, as if physically hurt from her girlfriend's words.
"You're such an asshole." She said, venom lacing her words.
"Okay Piper, as much as I would love to stay here and discuss with you the extents of my assholeness, I really have to go." Alex stood up and headed for the bathroom to reapply her make-up.
Piper stood there, the hurt palpable in her face and then she made a decision. She headed for the closet.
Although they were certainly not living together, Piper spent so much time in Alex's apartment that she had most of her clothes there. Well, her sexy clothes at least. Pulling out a new dress she had been saving for a special night with Alex, she dropped the sheets that covered her body and turned around, walking towards the other side of the room where she had some underwear.
"What are you doing?" Catching sight of Piper on the bathroom mirror, Alex stepped out and couldn't do anything but stare at her girlfriend, stark naked, walking around the room, and feel her mouth dry up. A new heat of arousal hit her and she cursed under her breath. Fucking Amy.
"I'm going to get dressed. There's this new bar Polly and I wanted to check out."
"You're going out alone?"
"Well, yeah, but you know how it is. It's like the fucking wild kingdom with predators and preys." Piper laughed but Alex didn't. Of course she knew. She was one of the predators. And Piper was the perfect prey.
She was facing the wall, rummaging through her cabinet, so she missed Alex's expression chagrin, but after a second, she sighed. She knew what she was doing and Alex would not let her see she was getting to her. No fucking way.
"Okay. Go easy on the drinks though, kid. You're such a light weight that if you don't watch it I wouldn't be surprised if you woke up tomorrow in some dude's bed with no recollection of how you got there." She meant it as a joke but Piper didn't laugh. This was getting ridiculous. Alex knew that no matter how mad Piper could be, she wasn't the cheating type. She wasn't, was she? No, no. She was screwing with her, trying to get on her nerves. It was kinda working, though.
"Do you… want me to pick you up when I get back?" She said after a second of silence as nonchalantly as she could.
Piper bent down and started putting on some black panties that matched her bra. Alex couldn't look away even though she knew she had to go. She was late. Piper turned around and Alex composed her expression as fast as she could.
"No, thanks. I'll just go back to my apartment. I am paying for it you know? Might as well use it." She faced her and raising the dress over her head, she slide into it and Alex felt her resolve fall to pieces. She walked over to Piper, placing her hands on her hips and looking down, raking her body with her eyes. The incredibly short dress hugged her perfectly in all the right places and the cleavage left little for imagination.
"How come I'd never seen this dress before?" She said in a husky voice that made Piper shiver. Alex smirked and raised her hand, spinning her around, almost gasping when she noticed the slit that showed off her back all the way down, and barely missed her ass that was not exactly hidden either way by the tight dress.
"You cannot go out in this" Said Alex before she could stop herself.
Piper let go of her hand and turned around, heading for the bathroom.
"Not like I was asking for your permission"
"Okay Pipes, come on, it'll only take like an hour. I'll be back before you know it and then I'll rip off that dress and you won't even remember why or how you were angry with me." She followed her into the bathroom and the last few words where whispered into her ear, with her hands roaming possessively over her girlfriend's body. Piper closed her eyes, trying to fight the wave of heat that hit her. She rested her head on Alex's shoulder and opened her mouth to say something when that fucking phone started ringing again.
Alex groaned loudly and stepped out of the bathroom. She grabbed her phone and answered.
"Hello?"
"Alex where are you? I've been waiting for like more than half an hour." The annoying voice whined into her ear. Alex sighed and said:
"You wouldn't believe the traffic right now. Some asshole crashed his car into a light post. I'll be there as soon as I can."
"But you said 20 minutes."
"Yeah, well I don't control the fucking traffic." Answered Alex, regretting it immediately. Fuck. She really needed this girl. Quickly, she added with her most charming voice. "But don't worry, I'll fly there if I have to" She winced at the cheesy line, but what else could she do?
"Just so you know, I'm wearing something really really sexy right now. Maybe that'll speed up the traffic." Jesus.
"Ha ha, I bet you are. See you soon." She said and without waiting for an answer, ended the call. She turned around and Piper was leaning against the bathroom door, applying red lipstick to her lips, staring coldly into her eyes.
"Are you seriously going out right now, Piper?"
"Are you?" she grabbed those killer heels Alex loved so much and put them on.
I swear I'll be back before you know it."
"I've heard that one before" she grabbed her purse.
Alex sighed. Now she really needed to go.
"See you tomorrow then?"
"I'm going out with Polly tomorrow."
"Okay, then Sunday?"
"Dinner with my parents." Alex frowned. She was not playing this game.
"Fine, then I guess I'll see you when I see you."
"Great." Piper headed for the door. Alex gritted her teeth and followed her, even more annoyed at herself for not being able to stop staring at her ass. But God, that ass.
"Or when you fucking grow up."
Piper opened the door and turned around, her face showing no emotion but the storm in her eyes gave her away. Alex almost flinched. Maybe she had underestimated the importance of this fight. Maybe she should stop her. "Don't hold your breath." Hissed Piper and before Alex could decide what to do, Piper was slamming the door on her way out.
Alex began wondering again if Piper would have the guts to cheat on her. Maybe she wasn't the cheating type but with the fight, and the slamming, and the heels, and the assholeness…
"Fuck" She muttered, starting to feel and unwanted fear settle in her stomach.
Author's Note: Hey guys! Well this is my first fanfic, and I thought I'd get it started and see how you react and if you like it then I'll continue so... I would really appreciate it if you took a second to write a review. And critics. I wanna know every single thing you didn't like, because I really enjoyed writing this and would love to get better at it.
Love, C.