SUGAR RUSH

A Kingdom Hearts Fanfic

Written by:Me A.K.A Leonshadow7

Characters:1 Luxord (the gambler of fate),2 Xemnas (the superior),3 Saix (the luna

diviner),4 Larxene (the savage nymph),5 Marluxia (the graceful assassin),6 Lexaeus (the

silent hero),7 Xaldin (the whirlwind lancer),8 Vexen (the chilly academic),9 Roxas (the

key of destiny),10 Axel (the flurry of dancing flames),11 Xigbar (the free shooter),12

Demyx (the melodious nocturne) and 13 Zexion (the cloaked schemer)

Summary: Zexion has come up with a scheme. A scheme so evil and dastardly that it's

bellow even me. A scheme that will blow his fellow Organization XIII members out of

the water. (Not literally.) And he's decided to test it on the rest of them. Rated T just to be

safe. OOC.

Well...that about sums it up for now. you'll understand why the title is sugar rush soon enough...Muahaha .. Zexion is my favorite

organization member, so I'm sorry to any fan-girls if it seems like I'm bashing him.

Chapter 1: The superior shall fall

"Muahahaha…this is almost too evil even for me!" The 'cloaked schemer' said to himself.

"If this works….hehehe. Let's just say it won't be pretty. Now who to use it on first…Ah!

I'll use it on #1. Heh. Old man Xemnas won't know what hit 'im!" With his plans about to

be set in motion, Zexion started to gleefully skip down the hallways of castle Oblivion.

Yes. He is skipping. Gleefully. Despite the fact he has no heart. Or emotions. Yeah. I

swear that's it. So stop looking at me like that. .;

MEANWHILE IN XEMNAS' STUDY…

"It is I…Xemnas…The superior of Organization XIII! Prepare to be destroyed hero.

Xemnas. The superior of Organization XIII…Was monologing to himself. In front of a

mirror.

"Yes. I will defeat you hero. Because I…am 2 smexy for u! I'm too damn smexy!

Why…I'm so smexy that it this level of smexyness should be illegal. The police'll come

and arrest me for being so hott!" Zexion was standing outside of the study listening to his

insane rambling. Police? Illegal? What the hell is he talking about? The silver-haired guy

wondered. Oh…I remember…Xemnas is an idiot. How could I forget something so

crucial? Ah well…I suppose my plan'll make him even more idiotic. Hehehe… Once

again, Zexion starts laughing to himself and depriving us of knowledge as to what his

plan is… "Hey!" Zexion bothered to look up at the screen. "I think I'M the main character

here; so I can keep a secret if I want to!" He shouted. But what about the viewers?

"Forget the viewers. They'll have to learn the hard way." I could make you say it right

now. "No you couldn't." I could so. "Could not." Could so. "Howdy evrybuddy! My plan

is to take sum-" A that point in time, the author was shot by knoll to save the plot.

Well…I guess it's time we continued.

"Um…thanks mascot." Zexion decided it was about time he rained on Xemnas' parade so

he burst into the study. "Aeeeeeeeeiiiiiii! NO I WAS NOT JUST MONOLOGING TO

MYSELF! IT'S THE RAINDEER! THE RAINDEER I TELL YOU! THEY'RE ALL

CRAZY!" Xemnas screamed, huddling down into a defensive position. I keep telling

Leon to stop abusing the ! button… Hey! Who's the author here? …You are… That's

right I am! So stop complaining! "Um…Now that's just pathetic…I only wanted you to

try this little piece of candy." Zexion said, holding out the chalky white sphere.

"…Oh…Okay!"

Xemnas quickly snatched the piece of candy from him and swallowed it whole. "! My

god! This is like…pure sugar! Yet satisfyingly refreshing…I luv it!" He squealed. "Heh.

That's GREAT I'm gonna go find Xigbar now…" Zexion snickered to himself as he

quickly fled the scene.

Xemnas waved goodbye in a cheerful manner before turning to go back to his

monologing. But just as he took a step foreward his eyes got really tiny and turned pink- I

don't know why. Pink just seems like a sugary color to me –and he fell forwards onto

the floor directly in front of his study. "maydaymayday! HoustonTexaswehaveaproblem!

Maydaymaydayvrrrrrrrrrrrr! There'rechocolatechickensEVERYWHERE!

Runbeforeyougetdevouredbythemintyfreshgummybearofdoom! Omgwtfbbqsauce!

111!"

Larxene, who happened to be walking nearby reading a horror-romance novel manga

shook her head at 'the superior' who was lying on the floor. Twitching. "Looks like it'll be

another one of those days…" She quickly hurried off to ask Marluxia if she could borrow

the forklift.

Zexion, who was also nearby, snickered to himself. "1 down 11 to go…" And hurried off

to find Xigbar.

There you go. Now you know why it's called Sugar rush. If you have little suggestions plotwise (like a small thing that could happen to one of the members, I really only have him and Xigbar 'plotted out') Just little things though. And it probably won't be updated for a while because I'm going on vacation soon. It's just a little thing for people to munch on while I'm gone. EDITED: Thanks to PsychoHound for pointing out the error in axel's nickname.Ciao.