This is my third story. As you can see it is about the Day Hinata snaps and goes local on everyone even her beloved Naruto! She will possibly kill some people that really piss her off. Anyway…. on with the story! I got the bug idea from Kagezuchi's Big Bad Hinata. Even though I didn't really copy the idea, I gave credit so no one will be offended.
Hinata awaken to the rays of sunlight coming from her window. She walks over to it draws the curtains and says, "Good Morning Sun! Isn't it a wonderful day!" "Of course Hinata" stated the Sun " nothing can ruin this wonderful day!" That was until she heard her Father band on the door. "Hinata! Wake the hell up and get ready for training dammit!" he yelled. Hinata sighed sadly and got ready for training by taking a shower and getting dressed in her training GI. She walked to the Dojo, where her father and little sister where waiting for her. "Today Hinata, you will be sparring with Hanabi. Try not to be weak and lose…again…" Hinata frowned at her father's harsh words but got into a fighting stance anyway. "Try not to lose sister." Said Hanabi with a smirk. "GO!" yelled Hiashi as his two daughters charge at each other. Hinata strikes with her right hand to Hanabi's shoulder but is blocked and Hinata gets hit on her right arm. That doesn't get her down because she dodges one of Hanabi's punches and lands a hit on her left should but it isn't effective. This goes on and on and on with Hinata losing pretty badly. "What's the matter sister? Are you getting tired or are you just weak?" said Hanabi arrogantly while smirking. Hiashi nods in agreement and Hinata sees it while she gets hit once again and falls to the ground. While on the ground Hinata thinks of all the bad things her family has done and said to her and then…she finally snaps!
(If it has not been funny now, then this is where the humor starts.)
Hinata felt her blood boil and sprang into action. She jumps into the air and charge at her sister with an assault of punches, kicks, and karate chops. Hinata then went into the matrix and beat the crap out of Hanabi, who was not a bloody pulp on the floor. Hiashi Gasped and ran over to Hinata. "That was Sooooo cool!" yelled Hiashi in excitement for the first time in his life. Hinata glared at him, flipped him off, and went to change to go see her teammates.
At Team 8's Training Ground…
Kiba and Akamaru where training while Shino was practicing controlling his bugs. "Hello Kiba, Akamaru, and Shino." Kiba waves, Akamaru barks, and Shino just nods. "So what are we-What is Akamaru doing to my leg Kiba?" asked Hinata. "Uhh…He's humping it…." Said Kiba as he pulled his dog away from Hinata. "I'm sorry Hinata, he won't do it again." Apologized Kiba. "Damn right he won't or I'll make sure he will never be able to hump again!" cackled Hinata evil as she went into 'Evil Hinata Mode'. Kiba shuddered and nodded while Shino…just didn't care. With that the four teammates started training. During the course of training, Akamaru would every now and then, hump Hinata's leg. She would get pissed but not pissed enough to unleash 'Evil Hinata', and Kiba would apologize. Hinata was about to punch Kiba in their sparring match but then…. Akamaru started humping her leg.
It was the biggest mistake of his life.
Hinata grabbed Akamaru and kicked him like a football. He sailed through the sky and went between the field goal post. A ref came out of nowhere and raises his arms in the air and yelled "ITS GOOD!" Hinata cheered and started dancing. Kiba was on his knees sobbing while Shino was starting to get weirded out by Hinata's behavior. But he didn't show it because he…well he's just Shino, lets leave it at that. She suddenly turned to Shino, who flinch but it was barely seen. She took a step forward. He took a step back. This continued until Hinata took a step forward and they heard a crunch. She lift her foot and they pair looked under. There lay on of Shino's favorite beetles, Billy Bob Joe a.k.a BBJ (that rhymed!). "BBJ!" shrieked Shino as he got on his knees to his friend. "Shino…(cough) I'm not (cough) gonna (cough) make (gag) It." Whispered BBJ as life was draining from him. "BBJ! (Sob) don't leave me! (Sniffle sob)" cried Shino who was sobbing. "I'm sorry (cough) Shino, but (wheeze) it (cough cough) is my time…." Whispered BBJ as he passed on. Hinata stood there watching the whole thing but couldn't help but to feel a bit of guilt in the pit of her stomach. Then her stomach growled. "Oh! I must just be hungry!" exclaims Hinata as she leaves to get something to eat. Shino digs a hole to bury his beloved BBJ. He then turns to put him into the hole to see a bird pick BBJ with its beak and ate him. Shino stared in horror at seeing his friend being devoured by a heartless bird. The bird glances at Shino and then took off. Shino got up and yelled, "Revenge…Revenge…REVENGE!" and started to cackle evilly. Shino then got a net and went to work in finding the bastard bird that ate Billy Bob Joe!
The end of chapter one…Review or there will be dire consequences….(cackles evilly as thunder and dramatic music is played in the background)