Let's get down to business
To beat the Error Pie Fairs
Did they send me penguins
When I asked for bears?
You're the saddest bunch I ever met,
But you can bet before we're through:
Klutzy, I'll make a bear out of you!
Tranquil as the Boiler Room,
But the Dojo within
Once you find your center,
We are sure to win!
You a spineless, pale, pathetic lot
And you haven't got a clue.
Somehow I'll make a bear out of you!
Crab 1: Click klick ka click klick ka klack! (I'm never gonna catch my breath!)
Crab 2: Klicky ka click ka klick clicky! (I'm not sure I'm even trying!)
Crab 3: Klickity click click ka clicky clack? (Why was I a fool in school for cutting gym?)
Waddle: Herbert's got them scared to death!
Rosa: Oh, I hope he doesn't know we're spying!
Klutzy: Klickity click klick ka klicky click! (I can't believe you guys can't even swim!)
(Be a bear)
We must be swift as a coursing snowball,
(Be a bear)
With all the force of a great storm too.
(Be a bear)
With all the strength of a huge avalanche,
Mysterious as why penguins like igloos!
Time is racing toward us
Till the EPF arrive
Heed my every order
And we might survive!
You're unsuited for
The agent war
So pack up, go home, you're through
How could I make a bear out of you?
(Be a bear)
We must be swift as a coursing snowball,
(Be a bear)
With all the force of a great storm too.
(Be a bear)
With all the strength of a huge avalanche,
Mysterious as why penguins like igloos!
(Be a bear)
We must be swift as a coursing snowball,
(Be a bear)
With all the force of a great storm too.
(Be a bear)
With all the strength of a huge avalanche,
Mysterious as why penguins like igloos!
A/N: Hello! No, I won't always be doing parodies. I plan on getting actual stories up sometime. I did this because Lake Blue1 suggested this to me after reading a review of mine and I thought, "Why not?" So I hope you all thought it was fun and enjoyed it! Waddle and Rosa are my Club Penguin OCs, Club Penguin is owned by Disney, and Mulan is also owned by Disney.