Ash Gone.........wrong
Misty: ASH YOUR MOM WAS KILLED BY A WILD CHARIZARD!
Ash: yay!
Misty: wha?
Ash: Did she remember to bake me a penut butter and rusty metal sandwhich?
Misty: I don't know why you would want a sandwhich like that and i don't think she would since she is ya know DEAD!
Ash: will you give me a piggy back ride?
Misty: uh..... NO!
Ash: Don't vote me off da island I want dat one million dollars!
Misty: Oh survivor! I love that show! but.... one we are not on an island and two we couldn't get on that show if our lives depended on it
Ash: If you give a mouse a cookie he's gonna want some gravey!
Misty: what?
Ash: doo doo wa wa
Misty: ok thats it I'm going to get brock
****** 10 seconds later*********
Misty: Brock I don't know whats wrong with him I just walked up to his house to give him the bad news about his mother then he started acting like that
Brock: Well i have some bad news for him too , Ash Pikachu was killed by a rampaging rydon yesterday
Ash: Pikachu go screw self!
Brock: Well I say we........ HEY WAIT THERE GOES SAMANTHA MUMBA YO SAMANTHA BABY!!!!!
:: runs out door after the celebrity::
Misty: BROCK WAIT!...... damnit you %^%#@%&*&$#%^&^$%%%$ buttwhole!
what am i gonna do with Ash he's a complete.......jackass
Ash: You're calling me a jackass!
Misty: Ash your back..... wait a minute you mean all I had to say was jackass and you would turn back to normal........ DAH!!!! I CAN'T GO ON!!!!!!
::Misty jumps out the window::
Ash: HMMMMMMMM wonder what was her problem....
THE END?