April 9 2019 8:42 PM.

Stotch Residence.

Butters is in his room talking to Cartman on Skype.

Cartman: Yeah, it's a cute doll

Butters: Well, you gave it your best shot, and that's all Jesus asks of you

Cartman: Butters, I don't believe in Jesus

Butters: Oh yeah, that's right, you're an atheist now

Cartman: So how's the little cousin going along?

Butters: Oh, he's annoying, plus his hair goes down to his ass

Cartman: Yeah, I get the same crap from my cousin Elvin [mocking] Dude, you don't believe Jesus? Oh that's so sad cause you're gonna go to hell when you die [stops] and I'm like does really matter? I keep telling I'll repent my sins on my death bed, but then he keeps telling [mocks again] But you say your great-great-great-great grandpa was monkey [stops again] Dude, that's not true and in fact, I don't fully believe in evolution either, but it's similar to that, and then tells me that I believe a Polar bear can give birth to a banana tree and I had to kick his ass after that

Butters: Gee, well my parents aren't that understanding either

Stephen: Butters! Are you looking up naked chicks?

Butters: No dad! I'm chatting with my friend

Stephen: No Facebook?

Butters: No, on Skype!

Stephen: Good, I don't want you using Facebook, it'll suck the life outta you

Butters: [talks with teeth closed] Asshole!

Cartman: Aw dude, that is so not true!

Butters: Sometimes I wonder if my dad is going senile, I know that he's only 46, but jeez-looez

Cartman: I think the word you're looking for is crazy

Butters: Oh whatever, the point is, [shouts] I'm not a looking at internet porn!

Cartman: [chuckles] are you?

Butters: …Eric, if you tell anybody, I will hunt you down like the mob

Cartman: Don't worry Butters, sometimes I yank before I go to bed, it helps me sleep

Butters: So do I

Cartman: Okay, goodnight butters!

Butters: Goodnight Eric! [Butters disconnects the Skype call and turns his computer off, he then walks over to his bed and lies down for 5 seconds, he sits up and moves his hand towards his loins]

April 11 2019 8:20 AM.

South Park Bus Stop.

Cartman: [Walks up to them] Hey fags, what's goin' on?

Kyle: Oh hey, dude

Cartman: I was talkin' to Butters last night; his father's a real dipshit

Kenny: Hey, at least your family isn't poor and fights all the time

Cartman: I was talking about Butters' family and for the record; I am the third poorest person in town

Stan: Kenny, have you ever tried winning the lottery?

Kenny: No, my family doesn't believe in the lottery [bus pulls by, the boys hop in. the boys sit at the back except for Cartman, who sits next to Butters]

Butters: Hey Eric

Cartman: Hey Butters, so, what did you do after we stopped talking last night?

Butters: Hmm, nothing, all I did was jack off after we talked

Cartman: [whispers] Who did you jack off to?

Butters: well why does that matter?

Cartman: Ah nothing

Butters: Well, what did you do after bed?

Cartman: Well, I took some sleeping pills