The Adventure of Erk

A Ghost of Erk fic.

Authors note: This is my first fic, so bear with me. Don't go thinking, "Hey cool! It's Zelda II: The Adventure of Link using Fire Emblem Characters!" If you want to know why, it's because it's not. It's just the game in Erk's perspective starting at chapter 5 and going to the end. There are going to be some major script changes, and also some conversations I made up that could happen. Still wondering about whether I should do Hector's route.

Oh well, onto the fic!!! Enjoy!!!!

Erk: Why me…

Start Chapter 5:

" Oh I'm lost!! This makes me, like, SO pissed!!!"

This was from a girl whom I have always hated. Even before I knew her. Her name was Serra, although I like to call her 'Stupid'. Heh. Then Serra, or Stupid, started up again, " Erk, like, help me get out of this forest!!! That's a command from your master!"

I replied, " Master? You? Don't make me laugh. My master is Lord Pent of Eutria Stu- I mean Serra."

She then said, " Erk, what were you going to call me?"

I replied again, " I was calling you what you are, which is-"

She interrupted, " Beautiful? Oh Erk, like, cut it out."

"No, you're STUPID!!!! Got it? S-T-U-P-I-D, STUPID!!!!"

" Don't call people who are smarter than you stupid!"

" Fine miss 'I'm the smartest', what's the square route of pi squared?"

" Uh… 2?"

"No, it's pi. So I'm smarter than you."

" That's no fair! I suck at mathematics!"

" Whatever…"

I thought to myself , ' Might as well get myself lost in these woods. Watch Stupid get killed by an archer. So I'll get to keep the money and my nerves.' But I failed at getting lost, because stupid old Serra was following me. She says, ' Oh, like, Erk Protect me because I… continues ranting' Yeah, I can't believe I'm stuck escorting her. And then the noise of a battle came into Serra's ears and she just grabbed my arm and ran through the forest and onto the plains. What an idiot. Then Stupid said, " Look it's a girl fighting the bandits! A girl! And she's killing stuff better than you Erk…"

I replied, " Just shut up already will you!?"

" No!!! I will not shut up you censored!!!"

Oh well. There goes that plan. I need to get her stuck in a tree. Then this bandit archer saw, but probably heard, Serra yelling like an idiot. So the Archer says, " Yarrg!! I'm crazy Steve!!! And now I'm gonna kill you two wit' dis' bow I polished two minutes ago! Wait, two of you, I polished my bow two minutes ago…"

I added, " And Stupid here and I were here for two minutes…"

So Crazy Steve finishes, " And I've known you for two minutes! How Ironic!!!"

I said, " Ditto.", but then I whispered to Crazy Steve, " I'll give you 540 gold if You kill her."

Crazy Steve whispers back, " No thanks, but you can go higher."

" How about 720 gold?"

" No. higher."

" How about 1200 gold!?" I whispered, almost talking too loud.

" Done and done!!!" Crazy Steve yelled out. Every one( except me) looked at him like he'd grown another head.

So Crazy Steve Attacks, or starts to attack, Serra but then she's like, " Ahhh! Erk, like, help me!!!" So she grabs me and uses me as a human shield. And I get pelted with a polished arrow.

I than say to Crazy Steve, " I thought you said you just polished the bow, not the arrows."

So Crazy Steve says, " No!!!!! I told a lie! Here's your 1200 gold back, and can you kill me?"

" I guess so." After I said that I did a special Fire move and killed him in one hit. Crazy Steve seemed to like it, no wonder his name is Crazy Steve, he is crazy!

Then that girl Serra was talking about came over to talk with us. She said, " Why are you two fighting these bandits?"

So I say, hoping to get out of this mess, " It just happened."

Then Stupid comes back in and yells, " That's not true!!! They thought we were with you!!!! You got us into this, and now-"

I covered her mouth to make her shut up, " Excuse me but trouble yourself no longer with us."

But then the girl said, " But were both fighting the bandits, right? So then why don't we work together?"

Then Serra came back in the conversation, " Yes, that is a good idea!! Come now Erk, be a good boy and fight."

So I said, " But… I… Fine!!!"

So the Girl said, " Good choice, My name is Lyn, and you are?"

Than Serra said, " My name is Serra a Lycian priestess, and this is my escort, -"

Lyn interrupted, " Yeah Erk I know, I heard you shouting for crying out loud!!!"

Right. First I'm stuck escorting Serra, now I'm dragged into a battle that could have been avoided, and Serra's too stupid to see that I'm in pain. Whoopee. Not. Now I saw this really huge( well he wasn't that huge, but still pretty big) guy and I meekly said, " Hello."

The Giant guy said, " Hello. My name is Dorcas, and don't be afraid, I won't hurt you."

Yeah, I've gotten to know Dorcas pretty well now. So then after I meet Dorcas, Serra finally notices the blood path I left. Wow, even I forgot. And when Serra goes to heal me Dorcas pushes her out of the way and hands me a vulnerary. I said, " Thanks" as I applied it and gave it back to him.

I've gotten to know this group in a short amount of time by studying the members of the group, and some help from Dorcas. Heres my list:

Lyn: The 'Leader' of the group. Apparently tomboyish, but can still act like a girl, but hardly.

Mark: He says he's the tactician. But I usually see him screaming for help.

Kent: He acts like a true knight sometimes, but is usually chasing Sain around to prevent him from being an Idiot.

Sain: He seems to be obsessed with women, because he's always hitting on them. No wonder Kent is always chasing him around.

Florina: A Pegasus Knight. Rather timid around men, but I don't usually go around her so I don't care.

Wil: Pretty much my opposite. He gets the positive ideas first, and I get negative, he's always happy, I'm usually never happy.

Dorcas: Pretty much my only friend as of now, he's usually quiet.

That's everyone. Oh well. If any others join I'll have to write about them too. Hah hah. Well later There's only the leader left, and Wil is being happy and attacking at the same time. I don't get why he can do that. Later, Sain Starts to attack the boss. After a while, the boss has little Hp and Dorcas hits him with his Iron axe. Then after that, the battle finally ends and I continue to escort Serra to Ostia. Then Sain come and starts hitting on Serra, and trying to bribe her into some deviousness that I don't want to know. The thing is, I'm staying fighting for Lyn and Mark.

My final list( not character notes) of allies:

Friend: Dorcas.

Ally: Sain, Wil.

Neutral: Kent, Lyn, Florina.

Enemy: Serra.

Oh well, onto wherever-the-heck-Lyn-is-going.

END

Me( GoE): Yay!! That took me a long time, but I did it! Sorry to all Serra fans for major disses to Serra, but, Erk doesn't like her, and neither do I, so… you get my point.

Erk A late reminder: GoE doesn't own Fire Emblem, but he does own a Fire Emblem Cartridge.

GoE: Yeah, I forgot okay? R&R, or read & review!!

Erk: GoE, R&R and Read & Review mean the same thing.

GoE: Whatever.