A non normal day at the Varia's mansion is what started it all,

Mammon muued he wanted to kill who ever made the horrible show "Toddlers and tiara's"

because now, He was pretty much screwed.

Mammon was walkin- er floating... down the hallway when he heard a high pitch fangirl squeal that could only come out from the varia's flamboyant sun gardian Lussuria's mouth.

He sneaked his covered eyes into the crack of the doorway into the Varia's tv room in which was where the squeal was admitting.

Lussuria, Bel, squalo,Levi and Fran (AN: yes Fran is in this story too but he's a kid right now)

were all gathered around the big plasma screen tv quiet interested in the show they where watching, They were watching the show "Toddlers and Tiara's" it was a contest were frustrated ugly parents make there little kids go through hell for no reason and try to win a trophy, yup Mammon wanted NOTHING to do with such a show besides, Money is better then some stupid plastic.

However Lussuria was gushing over all the little "princess" and decideding if one of his little "children" should participate, Oh god.

Lussuria walked out the door towards Mammon and before Mammon could cast an invisibility illusion Lussuria made some sort of squak and hugged Mammon. "My my YOU would be perfect for this Mammon dear" Mammon prayed to god Lussuria didnt mean what he think he ment. Before Mammon knew it, He was buried in ribbons, Pink frill, and a sunhat.

"Muu...Lussuria if you know whats good for you, You will take this crap off me NOW" Mammon was calm most of the time, But this time his cool was being warmed up passed pissed. "Now now Mammon-chan you'll be the most precious princess of the contest, A princess cant use vulgar language". Mammon wanted to strangle Lussuria, Did he even know he was a guy?

"Ushishi I think you look fabulous in your new threads" Bel teased Fran staired at Mammon then back at Bel "Senpai, you sound like a fashion consutant, Have you been watching that 'what not to wear' show?" Bel looked down half ashamed "Maybe..." he muttered.

Mammon sighed and floated away from this scene, He had no intention of doing that stupid contest, He didnt have to know he was cute or a princess or whatever he was only Mammon and Mammon he will stay- "Mammon-chan waiiiittt upppp" Mammon turned around and glared daggers at Lussuria, if only Lussuria could see his eyes. "Mu! why are you using a Japanese shorthand when we're in italian?" Lussuria pouted " ara~? isnt it same reason we're speaking english Mammon-chan?" Mammon facepalmed "...if we were speaking english then the readers wouldn't understand us, Lussuria" Lussuria was curious by what Mammon ment, but decided to ignore it.

Mammon decided to leave Lussuria be and go back to his room to count money when somthing grabbed his foot "let go of my foot" Mammon said coldly only to replyed by a plafully sadistic "shishishi no way, I want to see if you can beat all those other little brats".

While Mammon was being dragged by his will to America, He planned revenge

maybe he would make an illusion of a secound Fran?