The real reason Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall.
Humpty Dumpty was bored. He looked around, but everyone else in Crazytown had something else to do! Humpty was poor. He had one pair of clothes, overalls with rainbow stripes and a white top. He walked past and saw a rainbow cow, and took a rope out from his backpack. He tied it around the cow, and led it down the path he was following.
"We will, we will, rock you!" He sang. He stopped when he came across a meerkat in a tuxedo. "Why hello there." Humpty said.
"What an interesting cow you've got." The meerkat replied.
"Oh, I was going to sell it. Do you want it?" Humpty wanted to find out what he could get.
"Oh, sure. I had some seeds in my pocket somewhere…" The meerkat pulled out some small black seeds. Humpty passed the rope back and walked home.
Once he got back, his mother was infuriated. "You steal a cow and trade it for seeds?"
Humpty shrugged. "Yep!" was all he replied with.
"Well, at least go and plant them outside first."
So Humpty planted the seeds with his mother's help (There were a lot of seeds, he can't do it on his own!) and ate dinner then went to bed. He woke up and saw a giant red apple outside. He got out of bed then went outside. He stared at it. He began to climb it, when he looked down and saw a girl with skin ads white as snow taking a bite out of it. The girl later fainted, and then several dwarves came along.
"Oh, Snow White!" they cried.
Humpty kep climing. He stopped when he saw a castle in the clouds. He ran up to it, and climbed the wall. He sat on the top, and looked down. That's quite far down, thought Humpty.
Then a breeze came and he fell. Right down with a loud SPLAT! On the ground. The king was annoyed with this disruption, and came out to see a very large eggy splatter on the ground. He got his men to fix him, but they couldn't. His mother never saw him again.
The End