AN: Oh god, what is this? The authoress doesn't even know. Hope you enjoy the... whatever it is.
Norway's face quickly turned to an expression of pure disgust. "Get your wiener out of my face, idiot."
Denmark simply laughed. "Oh, c'mon, Norge. You know you like it!"
"It smells bad."
"You're so mean to me, Norway!" Denmark whined. Yes, whined. Because he felt like releasing his inner manchild that day.
A few feet away, Belgium rolled her eyes. "That's such a waste! Denmark should be grabbing my melons, not trying to force his hot dog on Norway of all people."
Seychelles scoffed at this, and was all like, "Bitch, please. Your melons don't taste good at all! Plus, they're shaped weird. It's all about my orange juice."
"Not really," Hungary interrupted. "I'd say the boys like my donut holes best."
"NO WAY!" Belgium and Seychelles exclaimed simultaneously.
And then, all of a sudden, Prussia appeared, despite not being a nation anymore. Why, you ask? 'Cause he's the most awesome mofo on the planet, that's why.
"Ladies, the Awesome Me loves all your delicious treats. All I ask in return is that you relish my awesome hot dog between your buns."
"Oh hell no!" Belgium shouted.
"What? All I asked for was some relish and buns," Prussia said smoothly. Ohhhh yeah.
"Shut your mouth before I kick you in the nuts!" Hungary snapped at him.
"NO! Not my awesome nuts!"
Then... another idea came to the former nation's mind.
"Hey, wanna harvest my nuts?"
"No!" Belgium, Hungary, and Seychelles shouted in unison.
"Well, then maybe you'd like to fondle my awesome grapefruit instead."
Once again, he was met with a 'No!'
France wandered over to the group.
"It looks like you are unloved, mon cher."
Prussia glared at his friend.
"Would any of you beautiful women be willing to spread the l'amour by helping me peel my banana?" France said, addressing the three female nations.
"Fine!" Belgium relented.
"SERIOUSLY!" Germany shouted over all the commotion. "IF YOU ARE ALL GOING TO BE SO IMMATURE, I AM NEVER ALLOWING A PICNIC DURING THE WORLD CONFERENCE AGAIN!"
So... yeah. That was interesting. I really don't know what caused me to write this. I'd appreciate it if you left me a review, and thanks for reading.