The Story of Units.

By: Mercedes Newbanks

Anime: Hetalia

Chapter: 1

It was a nice, calm, early moring. The birds were starting to sing, the sky was partly cloudy, and the sun was just starting to rise. Yes a nice peaceful morning...Until the mother fucking sun desided to shine right into my eyes like the happy bright bitch it is! With a groan (it sounded more like a growl) I rolled over away from the sunny basturd and opend my eyes. 'Great another fantastic day.' I got up shiving slightly at the hard wood floorings cold grip on my feet and made my way to my bathroom. I yawned and looked at my reflextion. My hair was long, and so fucking poofy in the mornings. I took my brush and started to untangle my blond and red locks. I was a natural blond, but I normaly dyed my hair a nice brown red. Unfortunetly I hadn't dyed it in a while so now the top half of my hair was back to it's dirty blond color while the bottom was red. Finally getting my hair flat and semi normal I quickly brushed my teeth and washed my face. When finished I stared back at my blue grey eyes. I sighed seeing the pupils only dialate slightly. They were bigger then average giving it an almost doll like look. Creepy? Yes. Did it matter? Not really. I yawned again and walked out of the bathroom turning off the light and walked to my kitchen. I grabed the milk out of the fridge and drank it straight up while reading the little notes on the calender. When I reached todays date I almost droped that carton of milk. Today was the day already?! For thoughs bothering to be curious, today was the day my family went camping for two weeks. They would then go to my aunt's house in Vegas. Then after a month there they would go to florida for the rest of the summer. I was shocked at myself for not remembering sooner! I had been looking forward to them leaving for weeks!

"FINALLY! HAPPY DAY HAPPY DAY~!"

I did a little dance and skiped to my room grabing my little Acer laptop and setted down into the kitchen. I'll bet by now you're wonder why I wasn't joining them on said summer vacation. Well I love my family to peices but I just wanted to relax this summer. Maybe have my best girl Kishel over but not a big adventure all over the U.S.A. I hummed under my breath while typing my uber complicated password and smiled as the windows screen appeared. Immediately clicking my way to the amazingness that was the internet, I went into the search bar and typed in "Hetalia games" I didn't feel like reading this morning, to early. I clicked around Google and saw some games that could have been made better, but hey I'm no expert. I was about to click back when "LE BAM!" No not a car, a mother fucking pop up.

"Son of a-"

I growled and looked for the "X" at the top of the screen but it was shaded out alond with the minimizer and funny bar button. I glared at the pop up skiming over the words.

"You are a WINNER! For being the 1000 person to visit this sight you will recieve-"

I groaned scrolling down until I found the "I agree to the terms" square and clicked it. Just like that, it was gone and I was back on the Google Page.

"...Weird pop ups. Hate thoughs."

I continued to mess around on the computer for a few more hours before closing it bored and went to my room to get dressed. Maybe heading to the park will pass time for a bit and hep me plan my "Family free" summer out better. Sliping on my brown flip flops I made my way out of the house and into the hot Arizona heat. I fixed my special camo hat on my head so it wasn't crooked. My best friend Hope had given me this hat and it was my treasure. Most day's now it was rare to see me without it. She was off in the Army and getting married, but I was happy for her. Besides we talked when we could,but lately she had become to busy to talk. It was understandable I suppose.. When I reached the park I sat at a table and just watched the small humans play like a creeper. Why, Cause I'm boss. I texted a few of my friends, messed with some birds, and walked around enjoying the flowers. It was getting late into the afternoon, plus I was bored again and desided to head home. Along the way, I couldn't help but have a sence of...Oh what is that cheesy over used line..Ah! "I felt a disturbance in the force." I couldn't figure out what it was, until you know, I saw a big ass crate infront of my door! Running over I looked around confused. Had dad (Le rhyme.) ordered a Bow-Flex or something? I saw a booklette on top of the box but I was a mere 5'1 and couldnt reach. I huffed going into the house and getting a dolly and rolling it to the crate. With a heave and streangth from my amazing little arms, then asking a neighbor for help we were able to get the damn thing into the house and get the booklette from off the top of it. Thanking my neighbor for his help I shut and locked the front door then turned to the booklette in my hand. I read the cover and blinked confused.

"What the fuck is a Hetalia unit?"

End: Chapter 1.