Castle Oblivion Survivor

Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts…

I got this story idea from playing Kingdom Hearts COM and from watching Drawn Together.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: Some of the stuff in this story was written before KH2 came out, so don't bitch about there being a wrong number 7 and shit.

Chapter 1

It was a day unlike any other in Castle Oblivion. For today, the keyblade master was there, without Goofy and Donald (Daisy kept bitching at Donald to go out on a date and Goofy had to pay off his debts). And Riku was there, too. You know why.

But as soon as both two were there… the doors were shut. Tight. And there was no way out of Castle Oblivion… at least everything was sealed. There was only a refrigerator, a bunch of drinks at the bar, a stove, and a grill. Oh and a bunch of things for them to stay alive.

So at Floor 13.

"I BELIEVE IN MIRCALES… WHERE YOU FROM… YOU SEXY THING!" sung Axel very loudly. Zexion twitched. Lexus covered his ears. Vixen cried and fell on the ground. Marluxia glared at him. Larxene stuck the middle finger up.

"Shut up Larxene," said Axel.

"I sense a fight coming on… how interesting," said Zexion.

Vexen held his ears in pain.

"I'm an old man! Respect for the elder!" cried Vexen. "I'm deaf now because of you. AXEL."

"I believe in miracles… where you from… you sexy thing," sung Marluxia. "Heh… heh. Namine, get the hell over here and party."

Namine shrugged and began dancing.

Meanwhile, Larxene and Axel were in a glaring fight.

"My glares are better!" roared Larxene.

"Never!" cried Axel with drama.

"…How pointless," said Zexion, he folded his arms and watched.

"…I'm gonna get my self a steroid," said Lexus. He pulled out some steroids, and took one.

"…Druggie," said Vixen.

"The hell did you say?" asked Lexus.

"Nothing," said Vixen.

Zexion watched Axel and Larxene have a glaring fight, until he finally spoke up.

"Riku's here. Sora's here. The castle doors are locked. We're screwed," said Zexion.

"…Who in their right mind decided to do that?" asked Marluxia.

"Uh. Maybe you," said Vixen.

"…Just because I live here doesn't mean it's magic and I control the magic here. Think… kid, think," said Marluxia.

"For the last time. I'm an old man," said Vixen. He held hair dye in his hands.

"DIEEEE!" Riku and Sora charged at the Organization members.

"AAHHHHH!" screamed Larxene.

"You scream like a girl," said Axel.

"But I am a girl… Axel… you dim wit," said Larxene.

"Whatever," Axel replied.

The two then stopped rushing. And a yellow light came sparkling down.

"…Welcome to hell, guys," said the voice.

"Your majesty! But why?" asked Riku.

"….the fuck? Well bitches, for some strange reason nobody in this castle can leave. Someone can only come in! Bye bitches!" the voice then faded away.

"Crap," said Sora.

"Commit it to memory," said Axel.

"Old'd" said Sora.

"Erase his memories Namine!" barked Marluxia.

"What would be the point?" asked Namine.

"Meh… you're right," said Marluxia.

"OH MY GOD. THEY HAVE THE SAME HAIR COLOR!" screamed Sora. He pointed at Riku and Zexion.

"IT'S THE OTHER SIDE OF THE HEART, RIKU!" screamed Namine.

"OH MY GOD!" screamed Riku.

"What the fuck?" asked Axel.

"This is one hell of a show, Axel," said Zexion.

"I hate spoilers," said Larxene typing on her lab top.

"You're on GameFAQs, it's obvious there's spoilers in a few topics around there. I've tried it. It works. Since I'm a scientist," said Vexen.

"An old one," said Larxene.

"Bitch," said Vexen.

"WHAT WAS THAT WORD YOUNG MAN?" asked Larxene. She fired a thunderbolt at Vexen.

"Nothing, and I'm an old man," said Vexen. "YOU BITCHES DON'T LISTEN TO ME!"

"Lexus go say random words! Lexus must beat up Sora," said Lexus.

"Oh shit!" said Sora.

"LEXUS THE TOMAHAWK. THE BIG HULKY NOBODY IN THE ORGANIZATION. NOBODY 5 HE IS. HE USES STERIODS A HELL A LOT. HE ALSO HAS THE ELEMENT OF EARTH. WHICH AT LEAST IS GOOD TO KNOW SINCE NO KH PLAYER KNOWS WHAT THE HELL ZEXION'S IS. LEXUS IS BROAD AND STRONG. THE LADIES JUST HAVE TO SING FOR HIM!" the men organization members singed expect for Lexus.

"Lexus, Lexus, you're my hero! My buff strong hero! Lexus, Lexus, has Earth power and reminds me of Terra! The traitor!" Namine and Larxene sung.

Lexus threw rocks at Sora, who then fell down, KO'ED.

"Least he's not dead. WE NEED HIM TO RULE 'DA ORGANIZATION!" screamed Marluxia.

"What about me?" asked Riku.

"We'll be best friends forever," said Zexion.

"No… stop… NOOOOOOO!" Riku pleaded.

"Is everyone on game-designer drugs?" asked Axel.

"Is it me, or lately you appear attractive to me?" asked Larxene to Axel.

"Same with you," said Axel.

"Let's go to bed," said Namine. And so they went to bed in their cozy little beds.

End of Chapter 1

Yes, there are grammar mistakes. My computers been bitchy lately, and since I have a Windows 98, and since whenever I click on ABC check on Microsoft Word… it shuts down. Hopefully this crappy time will pass, and my computer will be normal again.

Author's note: YAY I EDITTED THE CHAPTER 'CUZ SOMEONE BITCHED ABOUT THE SHTS AND FCKS! sorry bitches, i had to pm teh story to me from a forum that blocked censors and I forgot to take some of the censors off.