"Is this thing on?" Noah knocks his camera a bit before giving up and placing it on a nearby table.
"Hello fellow Youtubers, or otherwise known as people with even less of a life than I have. I'm Noah Ishtar, as you can guess. Yes, that guy who was used for comic relief on his last season. Well, now that that horrifying experience is over, I'm now at Wawanakwa University, the most prestigious college in all of Canada. My roommate's off somewhere, and I just finished my homework, all my books, and the last level of Dwarf Fortress, my last game.
"Then Owen gave me an idea! Why don't I create an account for my nonexistent fans and people who want to know what a book is like without doing anything so hard and time-consuming as actually looking it up on the Internet. So, I'm proud to announce my new show: Noah's Reading Rainbow!" He creates an imaginary rainbow with his palms, much like Spongebob does in one of episodes. Not that he actually watches the show or anything.
"So, leave what you want me to read in the comments below and I might consider reviewing it for you. If I'm feeling nice and staring at the wall doesn't seem like a better idea. Who knows, I might actually like it? Though I doubt it.
"Now, I'm off to find my roommate. It's his turn to do the dishes and I'm getting hungry. So, goodbye Youtube."
He reaches over to turn off the camera, then appears to remember something.
"One thing: I am NOT going to read any books that might cause a drop in my I.Q. So that means none of those god-awful Twilight or Fifty Shades novels! I mean it!"