Our story begins with our hero (Mr. Noodle if you didn't know. If you didn't who the fuck do you think you are?!? Some...maple syrup lady?!?!) standing on his head in the middle of a park. He is mooing at those fortunate enough to pass by him and witness his magical healing power. A girl walks up to him, and asks him a simple question. "Why are you standing on your head Mr. Dude? Must you be so scary?" The magical "mooer" replies with a simple "BOCK BOCK!" and sucks on the poor inquisitive child. A woman runs up to Mr. Noodle Boy, and kicks him in the head. "My baby!" says the woman. "I have no need for you Aunt Jemimah!" replies Happy Noodle-Boy, as he spits out the girl. He runs down the street screaming. "I AM NAKED! I AM NAKED! WITNESS THE FULL POWER OF MITOSIS IN MY ELBOWS! THEY SPLIIIIT!!! THEY SPLIIIIIIT!!!!!" He obviously gets hit with a car, as the car backs up, it hits him again. Happy Noodle-Boy (who we shall now call HNB for the sake of my poor typing hands.)
lays on the street reciting the Power Puff Girls opening monologue. "CHEMICAL X! DAMN YOU PROFESSOR! MUST YOU BE SO FUCKING CARELESS?!?! ARGH!!! WALRUS!!!" A giant meteor is seen falling from the sky. HNB seems to think it a candy cane, and pries open his mouth. "GET IN MY ABDOMEN YOU FUCKING EVIL MONKEY MAN FROM MARS! YOU FALLING, BUT I BLINK!! I BLIIIINK!!" The meteor in all of it's burning might hits HNB and he falls to the floor, blood rushing from the sides of his head, as he lays his head down and recites his final words. "Et tu Captain Cranky?"

The End

(fan art by Tuba Spam)