King Kong attacks Pearl Harbour
U.S.
Secretary of War came in to the President's office and said
"Mr.
President, we have a problem..."
"This
better be good son"
"Sir,
the giant monkey is taking up a lot of space and is damaging our
country too much sir! He has destroyed over 500 cars, 50 planes, and
2 bombers, sir! It's time we move to plan , if you know what I
mean..."
"
You don't mean!" gasped the president and raised his eyebrow,
"
Yes sir, we have to drop him in the sea in a large box."
"
Alright, but if you mess this up, I'll have your ugly face out of
this country faster than a fat pig chasing food!"
"Yes
sir"
So
the U.S. Army Air Force and the navy used all their power to put the
large monkey, King Kong, in a massive wooden box. Large fast ships
pulled the box and left it in the middle of the Pacific Ocean...
1 year later...
The box stopped moving. It opened up on an island, King Kong hadn't eaten for a while, and he needed food. He sear4ched and searched but all he could find were little white seeds in sacks, which tasted like nothing. (RICE) However, he was so hungry that he ate the seeds. He had found people who were short and black haired... but they were no different to Kong for they will treat him the same. So without any hesitation, he attacked these innocent people with all his might, He destroyed little houses and Killed animals. Of course, he ate some of the things he killed as he was destroying. There was nothing else to kill, but then he heard engines and the sounds of propellers. He remembered getting attacked from these flying things. He was ready to fight. The flying things didn't attack by firing something or dropping explosive materials. Instead, they were crashing into him and blowing up. This hurt him more than anything! He was half way down on his knees, and then he fell. He closed his eyes and everything became dark...
A couple of days later.
These little black haired men, the Japanese, had brought all the food they could get. Everyone was bowing down to King Kong. Of course King Kong gladly ate all the food. The black haired men even made him a place to sleep and best of all, a large hole as a washroom. King Kong was in paradise, he was so happy that he couldn't stop smiling.
A Week Later
A white uniformed black haired man came to King Kong and showed him a large picture of the U.S.A.; it looked familiar, for he had been there before. Then the black haired man burned the picture… King Kong now was being asked to destroy an island off the Pacific coast of U.S.A. He was more than happy to help but the only problem was that he had to swim across the ocean, which would take him a few days or even weeks. Since these people helped Kong, Kong was going to help them back even it took a lot of swimming. So he went…
Pearl Harbour
King Kong was fed daily from Japanese ships that followed King. When he reached his destination, he was signaled to stop. The flying things went in and dropped the explosive materials. Then after an hour, he was ordered to attack. He went in with a huge wave, he started breaking ships in half, stepped on buildings, farted on burning buildings, and rolled on the ground to break even more stuff. He practically destroyed Honolulu within several hours. The U.S. Navy Admiral Stevens called "This is 2501! 2501! 10 battle ships currently down, 2 carriers gone, more than a dozen submarines destroyed and all hangars have been destroyed, I am requesting for a full force naval ships and air support, AHHHH!!!! The giant monkey is coming this way!!!!" he turned off the radio,
"Master Chief, lieutenant, what the hell are you guys doing, run! Run! Go! Let's go, abandon harbour, that's an order!" Everything was destroyed and everyone was probably in a better place. The Japanese on the ships were clapping. Now Hawaii was under Japanese command…