A/N: I'm not normally into mpreg but I was inspired by one of my favorite pitcest artists, who drew Pit pregnant which inspired me to write this. If this isn't your cup of tea, I implore you to give it a shot. It is super fluffy and cute, I promise! There is also smut which everyone enjoys. So please give this story a chance :) Thank you!
The Pregnant Prank
She had been watching them for days now. Palutena's little champion was in a relationship with none other than his dark copy. When they first started dating, Pit was nervous to tell her because he didn't know what to expect of his goddess. He hadn't expected her to be so okay with it. Honestly, the goddess thought it was cute. Pit deserved to be with someone who made him happy and if that was his gloom and doom doppelganger, so be it.
Palutena had known for awhile that they liked each other. When Pit wasn't doing his normal duties or spending time with Palutena, he was always with Dark Pit. She would watch them through her fountain and see them holding hands, flying together and kissing. Sometimes she would accidentally spy on them while they were in the middle of performing sexual activities (influenced by Dark Pit of course) and figured it was only a matter of time before they had sex. Which was when she thought of a prank to pull on them.
"Sorry to keep you waiting Lady Palutena!" Pit panted as he ran into her temple.
The Goddess of Light turned from her fountain and smiled at her little champion.
"There you are Pit. I was starting to worry you forgot."
"I would never forget anything if it's coming from you, Lady Palutena."
The goddess giggled and approached the young captain. The brown-haired boy bowed before her until she told him to rise. The boy happily obeyed and flashed her a smile.
"Come walk with me Pit. Let's have a little talk."
"Okay!"
She placed her hand on the back of his back and gently guided him out of her temple. They walked along the waters that lead into the huge garden. Large vines grew amongst the building structures, nearly covering them completely. Little purple flowers bloomed alongside the vines which added more beauty to the plant. Roses of every color made up the garden which called bees and butterflies to them. In the middle of it all was a fountain of Palutena much like the one that stood above her temple.
They made light chatter and greeted the few centurions that lingered there while they toured the garden. The walked around the whole thing, smelling the sweet roses and admiring the butterflies. Palutena finally lead the angel to the fountain where they both sat down on it's edge.
"I think it's time that I finally had the talk with you, Pit." Palutena said.
"Huh? The talk? But we just talked." replied Pit.
Palutena laughed as she shook her head. "Not about that Pit. We need to have the talk. You know? Like the birds and the bees."
"You wanna talk about birds and bees?"
"No silly!" She laughed at his denseness. "I want to talk about you and Pittoo."
"Oh! But what do we have to do with birds and bees?"
"Just forget that for now." She said before her face turned serious. "I've noticed you and Pittoo are spending a lot more time together. I also know that you two have been engaging in sexual activities as well."
"We've been what?"
"Stay with me Pit. You and Pit have been doing stuff to each other's dick."
"Lady Palutena!" Pit shrieked and blushed furiously at the word. He had never heard the goddess say it before and it was shocking. Not to mention the fact that she knew what they were doing was embarrassing. "H-how-"
"Did I know? C'mon Pit, with you dating Pittoo it's hard not to know. I know how much he likes you and how badly he wants you which leads me to this: It's only a matter of time before he tries to get you to have sex with him but you need to be careful if you do it."
"Why?" His cheeks to his ears were completely red.
"There's a chance you might get pregnant if you aren't careful."
"Huh? What? Get pregnant? I thought only girls got pregnant."
"Not in your case. Angels are more capable to get pregnant than girls. You need to be very careful. I don't think you are quite capable enough to raise a baby and who knows if Pittoo would stick by you if you had this baby."
"I really can get pregnant?"
The goddess nodded seriously.
"What about Pittoo? Can he get pregnant too?"
"No he can't. If he'd been completed from the Mirror of Truth he would've been able to but since he wasn't, he can't. Only you."
Pit looked down at his palms. "Oh wow. I didn't know that." He glanced at Palutena and offered her a small smile. "Thank you for telling me that Lady Palutena."
"No problem Pit. Now before you get the wrong idea, I'm not telling you you can't have sex with him. I'm just saying be safe or you two will be parents." The goddess stood up and towered over him. "I have to get going. I have things to attend to. The day is yours." She smiled sweetly at him. "Thanks for chatting with me."
"You're welcome and thank you for warning me."
"Of course Pit." She smiled as she raised her staff and vanished in a beam of light.
"I still don't know how that has to do with birds and bees though!" He called out
Pit sat in the garden for several hours after Palutena left. His mind kept circling around what the goddess had said.
"There's a chance you might get pregnant if you aren't careful."
He had never known that he could actually get pregnant if he and Pittoo...did it. Sure, the angel had thought about it a few times after Pittoo had aroused him. He had never experienced anything like what Pittoo had shown him. He never had these feelings of wanting to be with someone so badly. At first Pit thought there was something wrong with him and confessed to Dark Pit about it but once the darker angel explained to him that it was okay to have these feelings, Pit felt better. It made him happier and made their relationship grow.
"I can't believe I can actually get pregnant. I thought only girls could but Lady Palutena wouldn't lie to me. Would she?" Pit asked himself. "No, she couldn't be."
He let out a sigh as he gazed up towards the sky. It was pretty coincidental that she even brought that subject up. Earlier that morning after they had woken up, Pittoo tried to have sex with him but Pit was too shy and concerned about Lady Palutena showing up. He also had morning duties he had to fulfill.
"So when the hell are we ever going to do it?" Dark Pit snapped. "Every time I try, you make up stupid excuses."
"I don't make them up! They're the truth!" He replied "I-I'm sorry Pittoo, I just am not used to uh, doing that."
The darker Pit crossed his arms. "I've noticed."
"Hey! It's not my fault I've never done, um, those things."
Dark Pit sighed through his nose before he crawled over the bed to place his lips on Pit's. "You've gotten better." He breathed as he began to kiss and suckle Pit's neck. "How about tonight then? After everyone goes to sleep."
"W-we can't do it here! Someone might hear."
"Then sneak out princess." Pittoo's voice was low and hoarse which bloomed goosebumps on Pit's skin. "And meet your prince in the garden."
Funny how now he was in that precise place where he was going to be doing that exact activity and found out the outcome of what could happen. It was almost like Palutena knew...
"She couldn't have known could she? I mean I know she sees all but she doesn't always spy on me and Pittoo...does she?" Again he asked himself aloud.
He glanced down at his stomach. He brought his hands to it and gently placed them there. If they weren't careful Pit could have a baby growing there. He never thought that was even possible. How would that even work? He didn't know but what he did know was that he couldn't handle a baby. He knew nothing of babies except they cry and eat a lot. He had never even thought about starting a family. He never even had a crush until Pittoo came along. Pittoo... How would he react if he did get pregnant.
"Who knows if Pittoo would stick by you if you had this baby."
He would stay right? Stay by his side and help him with the baby? It would be his too. He'd stay right? He imagined how it would be if he told the news:
"Pittoo I have something I need to tell you."
"What is it?"
"I-I'm pregnant!"
"What!?"
"You'll help me raise the baby right?"
"Haha! Hell no! You're on your own there. It was nice having sex with you Pit! Bye!"
He snapped his eyes open in horror as he imagined it. Pittoo wouldn't act like that right? He wouldn't leave Pit like that. Right?
The more he thought about it the more nervous he got for tonight.
Nightfall had crept over Skyworld. Pit had spent the whole day trying to relax and calm down from the conversation with Palutena. He had spent the remainder of his day chowing on food and relaxing in a hot spring but even those didn't help clear his mind. Now it was night and he was supposed to meet Pittoo in the garden. However; he was starting to think about not going. He didn't want to stand Pittoo up. If anything he wanted to be with him but with the pregnancy subject still lingering, he was reluctant to go. The thought of Pittoo waiting for him in the garden for hours only to have Pit not show, pulled on his heart strings. He couldn't do this to Pittoo. Not without letting him know the reason and if anything Pittoo would show up in his room and yell at him for not meeting him. Pit knew what he had to do.
He climbed out of bed and walked over to his window. He climbed up onto the frame and jumped out. He opened his wings and flew into the night. He quietly made his way to the garden he had been previously that day and landed in front of the fountain. He glanced around the dark plants looking for any sign of Dark Pit but found no one. He glanced up at the night sky, searching the stars for the darker Pit but still he was yet to be found. He brought his gaze back down to the garden and again scanned for any sign but still nothing was found.
"Pittoo?" Pit whispered, loudly. "Where are you?"
"So the princess finally came." A voice said from the shadows.
Pit turned around right as Pittoo emerged from the darkness. He smirked at Pit with arms crossed. His eyes scaling up and down the body before him. It had been nearly all day since the two last saw each other. Dark Pit walked up to Pit and placed his hands on either side of his cheek where he pulled their faces together and engaged in a tender kiss. Dark Pit pulled away, leaving Pit dazed and breathless. The darker Pit reached for his hand and led him out of the garden and towards the nearest archway.
"Pittoo, where are we going?" Pit asked through the fog of his daze.
"You didn't think that we were gonna fuck out in the open did you?" Dark Pit glanced over his shoulder as they walked down the open hallway. "As romantic as that is, there are too many centurions on night patrol. I don't want them interrupting us like the time they did."
Dark Pit turned into a dark corridor. Pit couldn't see anything. Not even the nose on his face. He tripped over his feet and nearly fell but Pittoo's hold on him was tight enough to catch him and bring him back to his feet.
"Where are you taking me?" Pit asked, nervously.
"Relax princess. I'm not kidnapping you or anything."
"Then where are we going?"
"My room."
"Your room? I thought you stayed in the temple?"
"Nope. That's just what I have you and the goddess believing. There are too many centurions around. I like my privacy. You should know that by now."
Finally they reached the end of the blackened corridor. A small little house-like building appeared before them. Pit had been everywhere in Skyworld but never once had he seen this place. They approached the small place where Dark Pit opened the door and walked himself and Pit in.
Pit glanced around the room while Pittoo shut the door. Candles lit the room where Pit got a better look at Pittoo's secret base. It was small but roomy. He had a giant futon bed with an elegant wooden frame against the nearest wall. He had a matching wardrobe on the other side of the room. A few books were scattered on the floor and night stands. It was quaint but cozy nonetheless.
Pit whirled around to compliment the room to the owner but he was quickly interrupted when said owner marched over to him and engulfed him in another kiss.
Dark Pit's hands started on the boy's cheeks but once Pit got more involved with the kiss, they slid down to his sides where he felt the lighter angel's waist. They massaged his waist before they slid to his back and pulled him forward, pressing their bodies together.
Pit wrapped his arms around Pittoo's neck and kissed him hungrily as if he hadn't tasted him before. Dark Pit nibbled and suckled against his bottom lip then glossed over it with his tongue. Pit moaned and opened his mouth and brought his tongue out. Their mouth muscles swirled and wrapped together as they danced in-between mouths.
The dark angel's hands fell to boy's rear where they groped it, earning a shocked gasp then lifted Pit's body up. Pit wrapped his legs around the other's body and kissed harder. Dark Pit made for the bed where he plopped Pit down and started undressing him. It was then Pit realized what was about to happen. He broke away from Pittoo, who just moved his lips to his neck as he removed Pit's chiton.
"Pittoo..."
"Hmm?" The darker angel was undressing himself now.
"W-we can't do this!"
That stopped Dark Pit completely. He detached his lips from Pit's neck and threw his chiton onto the floor. He glanced at Pit through angry eyes.
"What do you mean we can't do this? You were fine with it this morning." He said coldly.
"I know but something has come up-"
"What now Pit? What fucking excuse do you have for me now?"
"It's not an excuse! Palutena told me that if I had sex then I would get pregnant!"
Dark Pit looked at him in disbelief before he cracked a smile and started laughing. "You'll get pregnant? That's hilarious!"
"It's not funny! It's true!"
"Pit, you're a fucking idiot if you believe that! Only girls get pregnant."
"Palutena said angels get pregnant too!"
"Pit, it's impossible for boys to get pregnant! I don't know why Palutena told you that but it's not true."
"But it has to be true if she told me!"
"I'm sure it was a joke-"
"Not uh Pittoo, she was serious!"
"Oh for fuck's sake!" Dark Pit rolled his eyes. "You're not gonna get pregnant!"
"But what if I do?"
"Then I'll fucking marry you!" He blurted out
Pit looked at him with hopeful blue eyes. His face becoming scarlet. "Y-you'd marry me if I got pregnant? You'd stay with me?"
"Yes, you idiot." His face matching the one below him
"Y-you're not just saying that right? You mean it?"
Pittoo sighed and brought their foreheads together. "Yes. If by some magic I got you knocked up I would marry you and stay with you." He kissed his nose. "Will you let me fuck you now?"
Pit bit his lip and looked away briefly. He thought about it for a moment then glanced back to meet Pittoo's lustful eyes. Just the sight of the dark angel nearly nude was turning him on. He could see the bulge forming from the darker angel's shorts as well which he blushed at.
"Okay...just be careful? I don't want to be pregnant."
"You're not going to get pregnant idiot." Dark Pit said in a low tone as he resumed kissing Pit.
His hands fell to the helm of Pit's shorts and hastily slid them off his legs. Next he removed Pit's shirt then removed his own clothes. He pressed their bodies together letting their skin touch. The dark angel grabbed both cocks and rubbed them together. His hand stroked up and down them both. Pit moaned in pleasure as his member was fondled in two different ways. The darker boy released a little groan of his own. The sound was deep yet sweet and caused Pit's dick to harden more so. Pit gripped the back of Pittoo's neck and released a few pathetic sounds as the darker Pit's pace quickened. The angel on the bottom suddenly cried out as he felt his load release and erupt on both stomachs and over Pittoo's hand. It wasn't too long after his release that Pittoo had his own, adding his seeds to their mess.
Pittoo pulled away and glanced down at their stained bodies. He let out a little chuckle before he let go of Pit, crawled off the bed and made for his wardrobe. Pit sat up and glanced down at his body. He said nothing as his face flustered more than it already was. He looked over at Pittoo with dazed eyes.
"Pittoo? What are you doing?"
"I'm getting something to help make it hurt less for you."
"I don't want it to hurt."
Pittoo retrieved his item and returned to the bed. He crawled over to Pit and opened his legs. The item he retrieved was a tube which he opened and squirted a clear gel-like liquid onto his fingers.
"What's that?" Pit asked as he watched.
"It's lubricant. This will help it not hurt as much." He brought one of the glazed fingers to Pit's entrance and entered inside it.
Pit instantly gasped at the foreign thing inside him as well as the cool wetness the lubricant brought. Pittoo's finger swirled around his hot insides, stretching him out a bit before he inserted another finger. Pit whimpered at the pain the fingers brought. He looked at Pittoo with pained eyes.
"Pittoo, ngh-"
"I know. It's gonna hurt no matter what but this should help it hurt less." He brought his lips to Pit's and continued to finger him.
Pit wrapped his arms around Pittoo again and kissed him back while he tried not to concentrate on what was going on inside him. The darker angel's lips slid down to Pit's neck again and started sucking a new piece of skin. Pit released sounds that were a mix of a whimper and a moan. Dark Pit nibbled on the sweet flesh while his fingers began to scissor the boy below. Again Pit whimpered at the pain but he was slowly starting to get accustomed to the fingers stretching inside him.
After several minutes of Pittoo swirling and scissoring Pit, he inserted a third finger and really started to stretch him out. He kept Pit distracted with soft kissing and nibbling his neck. It wasn't too long before Pittoo had stretched him out enough. He knew now that Pit was prepared.
Dark Pit removed his hands from Pit and returned to his first position. He glanced down at his erected cock and squeezed the lube in his hands. When they were nice and wet he brought his hands to his own dick and began rubbing the liquid over it. Pit watched as Pittoo rubbed himself and strangely the sight was arousing Pit. Dark Pit noticed that instantly and chuckled.
"I'm flattered Pit."
Pit blushed and turned away.
Dark Pit chuckled again but continued lubing himself until he thought it was good enough. He positioned himself, having his tip against Pit's entrance. He leaned over to Pit and pressed their lips together. He met the dazed blue eyes and spoke softly. "I need you to try and relax for me babe otherwise this is going to hurt a lot worse than it should."
"I-I'm trying."
"Let me help you." Dark Pit said in a seductive tone.
His lips fell to the boy's nipples which he started to lick around the tip while his hand traced around the other. A low moan escaped from Pit's throat as Dark Pit pinched and sucked him. Pit closed his eyes as the wonderful sensation relaxed him. Dark Pit massaged over Pit's chest, gripping and digging into his skin. He brought his fingers back to the nipple and played with the tip. He glanced up to see Pit relaxed more and knew now was the time. He removed himself from Pit, quickly positioned himself. Pit opened his eyes and glanced to see Pittoo holding his inner thighs with his tip poking his entrance. The darker angel glanced at him but said nothing. Pit watched him for a few silent moments but never once did he enter him. Right when Pit opened his mouth to as what he was doing the other entered.
Pit cried out as Pittoo slowly entered inside him. The angel gripped onto the bedsheets as he felt Pittoo fill up his insides. The motion was slow and the wet coldness from the lube was helping Pittoo slide in easier but it was still hurting Pit nonetheless. It was nothing that could be helped though. All he could do was slowly slide himself in all the way.
Once Pittoo pushed himself all the way in, he stopped and let Pit adjust to the feeling. He glanced at Pit and saw tears streaming down his cheeks. He reached over and placed his lips on his doppelganger's. Pit's eyelids fluttered opened and looked at Pittoo with stain-filled tears.
"It hurts." He said
"I know but it won't hurt after awhile. I promise. I'll go nice and slow."
"Really?" He sniffed.
Dark Pit nodded and placed his lips back on Pit's. Pit wrapped his arms around Pittoo and kissed him. The dark angel kissed him back before he slowly pulled himself out then slid himself back in. Pit cried out and whimpered against his lips as he moved but after repeating the movements various more times he started to get used to it. The pain was still there but it wasn't throbbing in him like it had in the beginning. Dark Pit was patient with his movements. He wanted it to feel good for Pit as well and shoving himself in and fucking him sensibly wasn't the way to do so (even though the thought turned him on). The dark angel pulled away from Pit's lips and looked into the hazed eyes.
"Does it hurt?" He asked softly.
Pit shook his head no. "Not really."
"Can I move faster?"
Pit nodded and gave him a small smile. This soft side of Pittoo was something he didn't see often and he honestly didn't expect to see it in the middle of sex.
Dark Pit's movements started to pick up. He slid himself out and thrusted back in earning little cries from Pit. He shot Pit a look, making sure he was okay and when he saw he was he continued his pattern. The pain was much more mild now and it still hurt enough to make Pit whine but it was slightly ignored once an unknown pleasure began to flicker. It was a pleasure Pit had never experienced before and he liked it. The darker Pit was feeling his own set of pleasure from grinding the lighter. This feeling that dwelled inside him was what he craved to feel from Pit. He glanced down at his face and felt his member pulse as he was turned on by that face. Pit was red and his eyes were half-lidded from the pleasure he was receiving. Moans came from his opened mouth as well as drool and beads of sweat slipped off his body. Seeing him in such a state craved him to fasten his pace. So he did. His movements increased as well as the sounds coming from Pit. He abruptly stopped in his movements and repositioned Pit so that he was on his hands and knees. His pace doubled once he was in that position. He gripped Pit's ass and moved almost relentlessly more. Pit clung to the bedspread and shut his eyes as bliss filled inside him. He was panting and moaning as he was slammed into but strangely it wasn't enough.
He glanced over his shoulder at Pittoo. "Ha ahh, Pittoo! Ngh."
"What is it, hah, princess?"
"Fa-ah-ster"
He didn't need to say anymore. Dark Pit grinned at the request and obeyed. His movements now were more swift than they had been before. He slammed into Pit making him moan uncontrollably which added fuel to the fire inside of him. He aimed inside Pit, wanting to hit a certain area and hoping he would find it just so he could hear Pit cry out more. He thrusted all the way until he knew he found the spot. Pit's cries were louder and more lustful than they had been previously. Dark Pit concentrated on that spot, hitting it nearly each time and enjoying the sounds his double made. He knew it was only a matter of time before Pit was going to release his load. Pit's moans were getting louder and then before he knew it, the warm milky liquid inside of him escaped and released out of his tip. He panted as the last of it dripped out but then he felt Pittoo's hold on him tighten. The dark angel grunted and with three swift thrusts, his own seeds were released and filled the inside of Pit. Pit gasped as his walls were filled up even more.
The room was silent except for the boys panting. Pit felt Pittoo press his lips against his sweaty back and slowly pull out of him. Once Pittoo was out of him, the angel collapsed onto the bed (missing the spot where his load was). Dark Pit laughed as he pulled the stained sheet off the bed and retrieved a fresh one. He placed it on the bed and crawled over to the panting boy and covered his sweaty body with it. He laid beside him and pulled him over and wrapped his arms around him. Pit glanced at him with lidded eyes. Dark Pit was staring back at him while his hand caressed the side of Pit's face.
"I guess it's a good thing we didn't do it in your room. You're really loud." Dark Pit chuckled.
Pit narrowed his eyes at him and looked the opposite way. Again Dark Pit laughed and pressed his lips to Pit's cheek.
"Did you like it?" Dark Pit already knew the answer but he wanted to hear it from Pit himself.
Pit turned to his side and faced the dark angel. He gave him a sleepy smile and nodded as he rested his face on Pittoo's chest. "Can we do it again?"
"Sure thing princess. Just-" But before he finished the sentence Pit passed out.
Dark Pit smiled to himself as he pulled Pit closer to him. He grabbed the blankets and covered them both up. He planted a final kiss on Pit before he too fell asleep.
It was the middle of the night when Palutena appeared into Dark Pit's room. The first thing she did was cover her nose. The room smelled like sweat and sex. She glanced on the floor and saw their clothes scattered every where. She knew then that the angels had done it. She tip-toed over to the bed where the boys slept. Dark Pit was turned on his side, facing the window with no covers over him. His ass was showing and was mooning her. Palutena had to cover her mouth to prevent her from laughing. She glanced at Pit and saw he was sprawled over the bed, wrapped in the blankets and snoring with his mouth open. She quietly giggled as she raised her staff over the boys. A blue dust appeared from it and drifted onto the sleeping angels. Their breathing deepened and their bodies relaxed.
Palutena grinned as she sent them into a deep sleep. She got closer to Pit and started unraveling the blankets on him. She stopped once his bare stomach showed and placed her staff on his belly. The staff glowed as well as Pit's stomach. After a second of leaving the staff there, she pulled away and watched as his little tummy began to grow. His stomach stretched out until it looked like he was five months pregnant. Pit unconsciously fell to his side once his stomach stopped growing.
Palutena smiled as she covered him with the blankets and whispered, "Sorry about this Pit but I'm enjoying this too much. You're probably going to be upset with me once you find out this was all a trick but you will thank me once you find out why I truly did this." With those final words, the goddess vanished.
A/N: Well this was gonna be a one-shot but I got too into this and wrote a lot so now this is gonna be a short multi-chapter story. Yay! I hope you guys enjoyed it so far! Shit's about to get real in the next chapter :) Don't forget to leave me a review and tell me what you think so far! I love reviews!