Applause can be heard as Lisa steps up to a stage.

"Lisa Simpson, you have won this award for..." Lisa was dreaming and woke up, thanks to her alarm clock. She got up and looked at her alarm clock that seemed to always go off at the wrong time. 7:30 a.m. It was a beautiful Saturday morning. She walked into the bathroom and looked in the mirror. She wished it was Monday, just so she could go to school. She would rather be there. She combed her hair a bit and walked into her room. She stared out the window.

"Lisa, Bart, time for breakfast! We're having toast and eggs!" Marge called up to her children.

"Okay dokay!" Bart said as he ran past Lisa's room, "Bet I could beat you downstairs!"

"Dream on!" Lisa said as she ran behind Bart down the stairs. Bart and Lisa ran into the kitchen. Maggie had already started eating, and Marge was cooking more breakfast.

"Hey mom, where's Homer?" Bart said as he sat down.

"Hmm, I guess he isn't awake yet." Marge said as Homer walked in slowly. Marge set the paper down on the table and Homer looked at it. He stared at it, and turned to the next page.

"Well I hear today is going to be even hotter than yesterday." Marge said as she gazed out the window to the Flanders as they were playing in the sprinkler.

"Ooo! It's a coupon for free Aunt Jemima® Syrup. D'oh! Hmm, another coupon! Lets see, 50% off Kraft® macaroni-and-cheese! Lets see, in the shape of, The Happy Little Elves?! The hell with that! WOW! A coupon for mini golf! Lets see, 75% off mini golf. OOO! There are 3 coupons!" Homer said as he looked at Lisa and Bart.

"CAN WE GO DAD?" Lisa asked excitedly.

"Why sure honey." Homer said as he devoured his eggs.

(Later at Krusty Burger)

"Hello, I would like to get 75% off my golf game please!" Homer said as he went up to a window.

"Uh..." The guy said as he opened his mouth.

"ANYDAY NOW!!!" Homer said as he slammed his hand on the counter.

"But sir..."

"NOW!" Homer said as Lisa tugged on his shirt, "What?"

"Dad, this is Krusty Burger." Lisa said as she blushed from the embarrassment of her dad.

"I knew that." Homer said as he acted like he was joking.

"Dad! I want a Krusty Burger!" Bart said to Homer.

"Me too!" Lisa said.

"Alright, 3 Krusty Burgers please." Homer said as he handed the cashier some money.

"Okay. Uh, sir, this isn't real money."

"Sure it is! Its one of those new 2004 dollars!" Homer said as he held a green crayon behind his back.

(Sir Putt-A-Lott's)

"Ew, what a dump!" Homer said as he drove by the golf place. "I'm glad that isn't where we are golfing."

"Um dad, that IS where we are golfing." Lisa said.

"D'oh!"

"Hmm, is says press here." Bart said as he pressed a button on a TV in the lobby.

"... Hi, I'm Troy McClure; you might remember me from such films as, 'You, me, and that hotdog.' Or, 'Cut to the cheese.' I'm here to tell you that you came golfing on the right weekend! You see, on the bonus hole, right after hole 18; you can win a day to be Mayor! Right here with us is Mayor Quimby!"

"Hello."

"So tell us mayor, why would put up for a contest like this?"

"Well, I have heard a lot of people say they would love to mayor for a day, right at this very spot! (Points up to a sign that reads, "Sir Putt-A- Lott's") Actually, it is just so they can get more money, so they can give it to me, besides, it is impossible to win, I blocked the hole with a shoe!" Mayor Quimby whispered quickly into Troy's ear.

"WOW! See you next time!" Troy said as he waved goodbye, along with Quimby.

"Hmm, did you hear what he whispered to Troy? Something with, 'so he can get more money and that it is impossible to win.'" Lisa said as she turned the TV off and turned to Homer and Bart.

"I didn't hear anything." Bart said.

"Me either." Homer said as he scratched his butt.

"Hmm." Lisa said as she rubbed her chin like a detective.