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He ran at you with full force, wind raring around him, increasing speed.

It was that moment that you managed to turn around; eyes widened in fear and you ducked before the hammer could hit you.

"Daaaave! Why'd you duck?~ That's not fun at all!" John- no, it's not John, it's someone with his face but it is not John- exclaimed.

"You were going to hit me! Of course I'd duck!"

The John-wannabe frowns- that doesn't see good, you think. Not good at all. "But I'm just having fun..."

You take a step back. "There is something majorly wrong with you right now."

He laughs. A cheery, innocent-sounding laugh but you know- you know- it's not innocent at all. "There's nothing wrong with me Dave! I'm perfectly find! Hehe!~"

You step back again, taking out your sword and gripping it tightly. "Dude, you're trying to fucking kill me! Of course there's something wrong!"

"Who said I was trying to kill you? Now there's a mean, rumour-spreading person." The heir of breath- John's title, stupid- took a step towards you. You moved back again- you really don't want that psychopath anywhere near you.

"What's wrong?" He says. "Why are you staying away from me?"

"You're not John."

"I am John, silly! That fact can't change! Gosh, now you're just being weird, Dave."

You can almost hear your heart racing inside your chest- you are completely ready to leave now. "I refuse to believe that you're John. You are not the John I know."

"Well of course I'm not the John you know; he's up here!~" Non-John pointed to his head and tapped it.

You stay silent; what exactly does he mean?

"I'm out here, and he's in there! He can see you right now, in fact. Say hi!~"

Maybe it is John and he's just playing another prank- no, why would he even do something like this- the thought is pushed out of your mind immediately.

Maybe if you just play along...?
"...let him out." You demand.

"Aww, what was that? Was that a command? Sorry, I don't follow orders very well." He lunges for you again, something akin to a tornado forming around the both of you.

Your eyes widen again behind your shades, and when you try to step back you find the wind is keeping you in place."Night, Dave!~ Maybe John will be happy now!" The Heir of Breath- damn it, that is John's title, not this fake's- swings his hammer hard, and that was the last thing you saw before blacking out.

There is a sickening thud of your body hitting the ground that you wouldn't have heard- didn't head- because you were dead.

Hey look! Yoko wrote a Homestuck! :D

So yeah, I wrote this a little while ago. Week or maybe a little more ago. Didn't get to putting it up till now... yeah. ^^;;
I honestly thought it was longer... or it seemed longer on my iPod...

Anyway.

I love Psycho!John, he's so precious.

/Also, don't bug me about the Knight of Time stuff, "he could have stopped time" or whatever, I know, I know. I just wanted to kill a Dave, so I killed a Dave. Simple as that. :'D