(Sung to the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer")
(Inspired by Rurouni Kenshin, which we don't own. T.T)
Chorus
Kenshin got run over by a reindeer,
Walking to the dojo Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Sano we believe.
He'd been drinking to much sake,
And we begged him not to go,
But he forgot his sakabatou,
And he wandered out the door into the snow.
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When they found him Christmas morning,
At the scene of the attack.
There were hoofprints on his forehead,
And incriminating Claus marks on his back.
Chorus
Now we're all so proud of Kaoru,
She's been taking this so well,
See her in there beating Yahiko,
And telling Sano to go to hell-OH!
Chorus
It's not Christmas without Kenshin,
All of us are worried sick,
Megumi says that he will pull through,
And Saitou's gone to chase after Saint Nick.
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Now all the sushi's on the table,
And the miso soup is at a boil.
Kaoru tried her best at cooking,
But fire caught onto the cooking oil.
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I've warned all my friends and family
Better watch out for yourselves,
They should never give a license,
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.