AN* Kia Ora!!! Ok this is Au, everything that happend in HBP is diregarded or rewritten for my amusement. I haven't Quite decided if I want this to be a dramione or not, but I will have another longer chapter out soon. I hope you enjoy it, it's my first non-song fic. Hei Kona!!
***as usual I am just a harry potter worshipper, I do not own it or anything related to no sueing please!!***
"We have a couple of a announcements before we tuck into another delicious feast. First of all to all our new students welcome, and to all our old hands welcome back!" the old head master held his arms out wide, as if to embrace to students en mass. "Due to Professor Slughorn's withdrawl back into comfortable retirement Professor Snape has agreed to resume the post of Potions master. The post of Defense against the dark arts will be filled by Nymphadora Tonks, who will be arriving before lessons tomorrow." most of Dumbledore's sentence was drown out by the thunderous roar from the Griffyndors,namely Harry,Ron, Hermione, and Ginny. "I would like take this time to introduce or new Headboy and Headgirl, Slytherin's Draco Malfoy and Griffyndor's Hermione Granger!" the was a round of congratulations from each house to their respective students."and as usual Mr. Filch has updated his list of banned Items as is available for review in his office. So now without any further ado, Tuck in!!"
The table was soon creaking under the weight of an amazing assortment of foods, from whole roasted turkeys to shepherds pie. Ron began to pile food onto his plate like he hadn't eaten in years and soon was shoveling it in his mouth just as fast.
" It's going to be a good year!"Ron managed to exclaim thickly through his mouthful of food.
"Ronald, only you would base a whole year on the first few bites at the start of term feast." Hermione sighed in an exasperated fashion while Harry laughed at the pair acting like an old married couple.
"what?" Ron said spraying Harry with mashed potatoes. " oops! Sorry Harry! I only meant that Tonks is teaching this year, she'll be a great teacher. Fair as well."
"Well being fair is in her nature. She was a Hufflepuff after all." Harry stated.
"She was?!" Ron sprayed Harry once again. They spent the rest of the feast discussing Ron's thickheadedness. Soon Heavy lidded and well fed they watched the last bits of treacle fudge and Pumpkin pasties disappear.
"And so now that we are all well fed and bleary eyed, you may all shuffle of to your common rooms and get rested for lessons tomorrow. May I please have the head girl and boy meet me in my office please."
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