Yeah, I did it.
Oh, inspired by the book "Chester."
Forbidden Love
Written by SalamandaLove - Grell Sutcliff
Once upon a time- Grell, what are you doing?!
"I'm going to get my Bassy!"
No you're not, you're meant to be a character in my story, who gave you your own will?
"Why, my darling Bassy, of course!"
GRELL, GODDAMNIT! Get your arse back over here; no you can't go see him. Why? Because I said so, this is meant to be a story about you and Will.
"Will?" Yes, Will. "Well… Nope! I want my Bassy!" Damnit Grell, you know what? Fine, you can write your own story for all I care, here's the pen and paper, go and have some steamy, weird, kinky, sexy scene for all I care, I cannot work under these conditions.
"Finally! Heeerrre I come Bassy, love!"
The beautiful, lovely, graceful, intelligent, flawless, amazing, fabulous- Okay! We get it Grell, you're wonderful, now please stop wasting our readers time and get on with it. "Okay, okay, spoilsport."
Anyway, so the brilliant Grell was walking through the… the what? The… Park, yes that's romantic, he was walking through the park as the sun was barely setting as it cast its warm glow on the world. 'How delightfully boring' he thought to himself, then pulled out his death scythe and – cackled gleefully, running off into the distance waving it above his head like the madman he is.
"How dare you! I am not a madman, and I do not cackle!"