hail there! Welcome to the first incoming of my new series CRACK FICTION!!! Whatever i wrote shall be pure crack, do not expect more sanity when you read that, don't even EXPECT a bit of moral...Wait, i'm DOING THE MORAL!!! OMFG NOES!!! Ya you know what you want hein? I DON'T OWNS that stupid bible! *wink* *wink*
-I made that fic while i was drunk between! So bang, i did that for the lulz
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Someone just shoot me...LIBERTY!!! WOOOOOO!!!! I spread wings??? WOOOOOO!!!! I'm getting out of this corpse??? T'was ABOUT TIME!!! WOO!!!
With my two fist straight in the air as i get up, Looking around, just buildings were i was killed off, a freaking my POPPED in my face, yeah, a real fucking mirror, as i look at myself, I WAS A DRAGON!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOYA!!!! So i flew away, looking at earth like i perhaps never saw it before, the light coming from the freaking sun was STROOOOOOOOOONGH!!!! And you know what? YOU KNOW WHAT? I WAS FIRING MY FUCKING LASERS!!!! I BLEW UP DA PLANET! IT WENT POOF!!!
...But then...AN ANGEL appeared of now where, then he said "God, come with me" I turned around and said "No" "Then fuck you" I appeared into a white fucking room, WHITE!!! ..And what did i see? "It your lair, make it as home again, you'll have to make some new life" "Wut?" "JUST DO IT!!!!" "Go fuck yourself, who made you responsible to tell me this?" "You, you wanted to create life to make them suffer" "AAHHH!!! YEAH!!! That! ...Nope, doesn't not remember any words of that" That Angel take my shoulder and bring his fist to my face "JUST DO IT!!!" "I'M A FIRENING MA LASAL!!!!" I SHOOT OFF A FUCKING HUUUUUUUUUUGE BLUE STINCKING LAAAAAAAASAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
...Then there were blood, and it smell GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!! "*Sniff...* I miss him, i turn around...
My lair, my throne, my everything, WHAT THE FUCK????????????????????
It was all white, a white that was driving me insane, perhaps was it because of my last life??? Helll, by a swap of hand, everything change to a darker light, as if it was night, my left eye is twitching through, damn what was i thinking? Making such a place? heeellllll....Perhaps i was insane...PERHAPS I LOST MY MIND THAT DAY!!!! ...What day? OOOOOOHH!!!! Nope, i don't remember...TOO FUCKING BAD!!! EAHHEAHAHHEAHEHEHAHEHEHeHAH
"Dad" "OMFG I GOT A SON???? OFMGOMOISERTJEOIWTJOIWETJ" "DAD!" "What?" Jesus was there, what the hell, was it just a myth? A simple myth from BEFORE he was Born??? Hell, i've heard the news, HE'S NOT SUPPOSE TO BE HERE???? THE HELL???? "SON!!!! Let's kill again those who have killed you!" What a jerk a am...NOPE!!! "YEASH!!! Let's do that!!! ...NO! Think about your people, think about what you're doing! Think about all these people who have suffered because of you"
"But i killed them off in not even one sec..." "Look" A HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE screen pop up, showing THOUSAND AND THOUSAND of person getting popped up "WOAH!!! ...That...BEAUTIFUL!!!!" I could feel it, my eyes were sparkling as i eat that popcorn of mine, were did i take it? From that dude earlier who was floating with his head cutted off, he was so mad that he bleed on me, guess what? I DESTROYED AND ANNIHILATED HIS LIFE!!! YAY!"
"Dad, it can't go on, it you or me now" "My son, you know that i can't die, for i am the one who was born and eated first" "What?" "I just got that out like that, nothing else, but you do know that i shall alway be here, and you can't do a thing about it, so guess what, I DON'T CARE!!! I'm sick of bringing people here in heavens, hell, even if they go in hell, i wouldn't care less, because you know what? I need a way to torture new people, to kill of childrens of mine fore my owns passion, to kill and eat those who are willing, you can't comprehend that son, for you came from me, and me i am from NOBODY!!! UEAH!!!"
"That was one hell of a speech" "Thanks" "NOT! You sucks dad, i'm out of there" "Son..." "Yeah?" I finally take out a sword from a passing commoner "Come here..." "Dad...What the hell are you doing?" Too late! :3 I killed him :3 HOORAY! "Peace...Peace...Peace...WOOOOOO!!!! What the hell shall i do now????"
"Kill..." "Wut?" "KILL!!!" YEAH!!!" KILLL YOUUUUUU" "YOU FIRST!!!!" "Nooooooooo......"
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What shall happen in this crackeste of a fic? Shall i continue??? Will i continue what i have done??? Or shall i just stay clear and won't ever write again while i am drunk??? See ya later for another adventure of...CRACK FICTION!!!!