Ways to annoy Sasuke

Yes, my first fanfic. So of course, it's about annoying Sasuke. Enjoy!

Disclaimer- I do not own Naruto, nor am I responsible for any rabid fangirl attacks or potential death by an angry chicken.

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Act happy around him. Always. For no reason whatsoever.

Tell him that you made him his favorite food. Give him some random meal that includes chicken. Tape reaction and post on YouTube.

Laugh if that actually is his favorite food.

If it isn't and he gets ticked off at you, say "Oh, I'm sorry- that would be cannibalism."

Ask him if he could catch a Pikachu for you.

Tell him that he looked totally HOT when he got his sorry butt kicked by Naruto.

Make him relive that first day training with Kakashi. (When he ended up totally buried in the ground."

(In response to number 8.) Ask him if he was raised by moles after his family died.

Even better, ask him if he was raised by Digletts.

Ask him if he cuts himself.

When he says no, say something along the lines of: "Then why do you always carry those kunai around?"

Before he has a chance to answer shout "I KNEW IT!" and run off.

Act like a fangirl whenever you're around him.

Act like an insane, uber-obsessed fangirl. Like, worse than Ino and Sakura put together.

Don't drop the act.

When he tries to kill you, still don't drop the act. Then run like a possessed chicken.

Set him and Naruto up on a blind date.

Make sure you film and post on YouTube.

Show him the video (when it's on YouTube) and accuse him of being gay.

Or, if you really hate him (or are really bored) set him up on a blind date with Itachi.

Also film and post.

Walk up to him, poke him, and walk away.

Repeat number 22 as many times as possible.

Accuse him of being gay.

Tell him it's wrong to hate someone because they're SOOO much hotter than they are. (thinking of Itachi…)

Ask him what Orochimaru really wants to do with him…

When he becomes confused, drop as many hints about Orochimaru's gay-pedophile status as you can handle.

Watch him frantically try to get rid of the images/ just curl up into a ball in the corner.

Laugh.

Laugh even harder when he ends up ditching Orochimaru the next day.

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Yeah, I know it's been overdone. I just hope you enjoyed it.

Please review! I accept flames, critiques, suggestions, anything. Maybe even ideas for another chapter if you feel like it.