Love me! Kiss Me!
By Angelus Eros Weiss
Disclaimer : I do not own Naruto
OOCness is Greatly
Expected
Rated : M (for safety)
Genre : Romance / Humor
Pairings (Main) : KankuChou
(Others) : ShikaTem, GaaLee, NejiGai, etc.
Warning : Foul Language, Shounen Ai, perverted stuff
Summary : Kankurou and Chouji has a secret relationship, as much as possible they try to hide it and madness emerges. Shikamaru and Temari just want it all over. While Gaara gets frustrated, Lee is Lee and Neji goes for Gai.
The second KankuChou fic I made! I hope you all like it! This will not be a one shot! It will be a chapter fic, now anyway, if you do not want to read a KankuChou fic, not my problem! Anyway to all you readers, let us spread the flaming power of Yo—aoi!
Date 1 : So Close
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It was nighttime 7 o' clock, Kankurou stood at a corner waiting for a certain potato chip loving boy to come. Not that many people were there and he was getting a little bored. Nothing to do… So bored… nothing amusing… feeling as if he will rot to death there… I am gay… where is the Akimichi already?
When suddenly he felt someone grab his shoulder making him jump up and scream like the singer of loving you, doobeedoobeedoo! He then falls into plump arms surprised.
"Pih, Pahkurou-pan!" Chouji greeted cheerfully with the bag of potato chips in his mouth while carrying Kankurou bridal style.
Kankurou sweat dropped and just looked at Chouji's cute chubby face, "Are you sure I'm not the Uke?"
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"Where's Kankurou again?" Gaara asked, eating his favorite food… salted tongue and gizzard (bird stomach), sound gross but it tastes good… seriously.
Temari was busy polishing her fan as usual, "He told me that he was going to eat (again) out. Oh yeah Gaara, I'll be attending a mission so you better take care of yourself while I'm gone."
Silence…
"Don't you have a date with Shikamaru?"
"I'll give you fifteen bucks if you don't tell Kankurou anything."
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Kankurou and Chouji currently busy cuddling (and eating potato chips) at the riverbank in the park and Chouji is so nice to hug, so soft… so much like hugging a teddy bear but only warmer. Kankurou then took out the very last potato chip and placed it between his lips, "Come on Chouji, I know you want the last potato chip!"
Chouji gave out a wide smile; "Here I come Kankurou!" he said coming closer to grab the potato chip from his lover's lips when suddenly…
"Neh, Temari, Isn't tonight nice?" a familiar voice said, with the volume getting louder and louder as the person got closer.
"You're right Shikamaru." Replied a woman's voice.
The crow and butterfly felt dumbfounded Shikamaru and Temari are dating? Kankurou never knew his sister was into younger men and Chouji never knew his best friend was into older women. That is not the point though…
"Kankurou, they're coming closer!" Chouji said getting panicky at the thought of them being seen together.
Kankurou then had an idea, "Plan S Chouji! Plan S!" he said, with the potato chip still in-between his lips.
Temari and Shikamaru then came and right before them they saw…
A woman wearing bandages for underwear (behold, bondage!) with a potato chip in between her lips and on top of her a woman wearing blue underwear with the leaf symbol on her panties.
Temari and Shikamaru just stared at the two, what the fuck are they doing?
"Can't two women have lesbian sex on the riverbanks anymore?" The woman wearing bandages said, with an annoyed look on her face as she glared at Temari and Shikamaru.
Temari then looked at Shikamaru whose nose is already bleeding because of the sight. The graceful wind just pulled the staring Shikamaru and hurried away.
When they were already out of sight, the women puffed into smoke and there came out Chouji on top of Kankurou. "Man that was so fucking close!" Kankurou said as Chouji reached for the potato chip. Chouji then went off Kankurou and helped him sit up. "It's so hard hiding a forbidden relationship like this."
Suddenly Chouji grabbed both Kankurou's hands, making a flowery background appear, "They could not accept us just like our love, do not worry Kankurou, I will never leave you!" Chouji said, with those determined eyes.
Kankurou sweat dropped making the flower background disappear, "Seriously Chouji, I think I'm supposed to be the Uke…"
To be continued…
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Chapter 1 finished, well hoped you all liked it, the other pairings will not show yet, maybe at the next chapters. So anyway, comments and healthy criticisms are accepted. If you wish to flame then… please… do not use foul language.
Hhmm… Maybe I should make the next chapter longer… I dunnow…