Disclaimer: I don't own SO3 yatta yatta yatta….
Ok this is a one shot…and, lol, I didn't write it. It just appeared in my list so…..I dunno if I should disclaim it or what…..cause I didn't write it. Anyway, I'll find out soon enough…..and you know whose writing this disclaimer? Not me!
It was a clear and sunny day in Aquaria. It was a peace filled and joyful life. Yet it was too joyful for Albel Nox. Yes, another story about this depressed young man. How long will it go on! Not long. Anyway, Albel started to think that if he couldn't cause destruction in this country then why was he there? He fingered his "ponytail" absentmindedly while kicking a rock. Then he saw it.
A cute fluffy bunny sat on a rock not ten feet away from his steal toe boots. He grinned deviously and went to kick it. As we all know, there is never a happy ending for Albel. The bunny opened its big jaws and stuffed Albel down it's throat. Yes, it was the Mutant Bunny of DOOM! MUHAHAHAHA…sorry.
Cliff skipped happily to the bar. His favorite time of the day was when he could sing Skip to My Loo while going to get some beer. He paused in mid song and bent down to smooth out his skirt that he stole from Albel. He thought he looked particularly lovely today. Sadly, he didn't get far from that spot when a cute bunny hopped in his way. Cliff squealed and bent down to hug it…..and it stuffed him in there with Albel. YES! Two down and…..
Sophia sat outside in the warm sunlight. She loved the way it hit her face, the way it made her feel. She put some more lipstick on. She patted some blush on, and started to hum. Could this be the most pleasure she had in like forever! Unfortunately, a furry little bunny plopped itself right in front of her seat. She cooed it and bent down to kiss it…..and it ate her too.
Albel had to do something. He couldn't let this maniacally insane MUTANT BUNNY eat people. He couldn't stand being in its stomach with them. So he whipped out his Katana and sliced his way out…..and it died.
OR DID IT? The End