-1Disclaimer: I do not, I repeat, do not own The Pacifier or any of it's characters. However, I do own Tana and any other random person I choose to throw in. Do you copy?

Good Day

Chapter 1 - Weird World

Ding Dong "AHHHHH!" Tana and Seth heard as they sat in Seth's room playing video games. (a/n: Come on guys really,why would you think that?)

"What do you think is going on?" Tana asked as they continued to play.

"I don't know, and I don't care." Seth replied completely focused on the task at hand.

"Kids! Get your butts down here and say hello!" they heard Mrs. Plummer call from down stairs.

"Come on, let's go." Seth sighed as he paused the game and they made their way to the stairs.

"Okay, you've already met Lulu. This is Zoe, Seth , and Peter. Oh, and this is Seth's friend Tana, she comes here often. Kids, this is Lieutenant Wolfe. He's the man who's gonna stay with you while I'm away." Mrs. Plummer informed them all.

"Hi." the kids said and Tana gave a small polite smile.

"Hi." Mr. Wolfe replied plainly.

"Now I care." Seth whispered.

"Yeah I figured you would." she whispered back as the introductions continued.

"AHHH!" came a sudden scream and they noticed that Tyler had spit up all over Helga's dress.

"Oh dear." Tana exclaimed concernedly.

"Come on Tana, let's go back."

"Hold on, I'll go get some food for us."

"Kay." Seth said as everyone went their separate ways. Tana walked into the kitchen and saw Mrs. Plummer putting the Cocoa Pebbles away.

"Sorry to interrupt you two, but could I take the Cocoa Pebbles for Seth and me?" she asked.

"Yeah, sure, here." Mrs. Plummer handed her the cereal.

"Thanks." she called back as she left the kitchen and walked up to Seth's room. "Hey, back. W…What happened to the game?" Tana asked as she walked into the room.

"I turned it off. You won anyway. I was hoping you would help me practice. There isn't much time before the opening.

"That's a good idea! Here we'll use these as the benches. Make sure you sing quietly don't wanna let this slip."

"No, that would be bad. Ready?"

"Yepo. Alright let's pick it up at "16 going on 17""

"You are 16, going on 17

baby, it's time to think "

"Watch the step-ball change." Tana whispered and smiled.

"Better beware, Be canny and careful

Baby, you're on the brink

You are 16, going on 17

Fellows will fall in line

'I wish my heart would stop beating like this when ever I'm this close to him. Sigh I wish I could stay like this all the time.' Tana thought as Seth caught her in his arms.

Eager young lads and rogues and cads

Will offer you food and wine"

Totally unprepared are you
To face a world of men
Timid and shy and scared are you
Of things beyond your ken

You need someone older and wiser
Telling you what to do
I am seventeen going on eighteen
I'll take care of you"

'What's going on? Why do I feel like this, my heart wont stop going so fast!' Seth thought as he finished his part and Tana began to sing.

"I am sixteen going on seventeen
I know that I'm naive
Fellows I meet may tell me I'm sweet
And willingly I believe"

'If only I had a better voice! Well, this is embarrassing.'

"I am sixteen going on seventeen
Innocent as a rose
Bachelor dandies, drinkers of brandies
What do I know of those

Totally unprepared am I
To face a world of men
Timid and shy and scared am I
Of things beyond my ken

I need someone older and wiser
Telling me what to do
You are seventeen going on eighteen
I'll depend on you" Tana sang as she finished the song.

"Well, I should go. I gotta make dinner. I'll see you tomorrow at practice." Tana whispered while they were still in their ending pose, hands together and bodies close.

"Yeah, see-ya." Seth said as she left his room and the house, and made her way to her home.


"Where is Seth! We can't practice without our Rolf!" the director cried as he paced the stage.

"He'll be here soon!" Tana piped in.

"Oh, yeah? And how soon is soon hmm?… Unless you know why he isn't here and when he will be here, Ms. Donnelle, it would be prudent to keep your mouth shut!" he snapped at her while she slowly took a step back. She was about to retort back when,

"Hey, don't yell at her. I'm here now so let's just start rehearsal." Seth remarked as he walked onto the stage.

"So you think you can just waltz in here and tell me what to do! Well, let me tell y-- Deep Breath Never mind, let's just rehearse, shall we," the director instructed as he sat down in his chair, "Alright, we left off at Maria and Captain's song." The practice went on pretty much normally, except Tana got called to fix some of the choreography or completely change it because the director didn't think it fit the musical, or something.

'Pfft. What does he know? Nothing! What's the choreographer's job if not to make-up and teach choreography? I swear, why doesn't he just do it if he thinks he can do it better!' Tana ranted in her mind as she sat down from changing yet another 8 count.

Time Goes By

"Alright, it's time to wrap this up. Remember, no practice tomorrow. I'll see you all Monday!"

a/n: Okay! That's chapter one! I thought it was pretty good! I hope you guys do too, plz tell me what you think! Thanx a ton! BI BI! I hope there aren't too many mistakes! Sry if there are!