Girl-ly
By Shounen-Ai
Warning(s): Implied NaruSasu and hint of KakaIru
"Hey, Sasuke?"
"Hn?"
"Have you ever wonder if you were gay?"
"..."
"I guess you haven't, huh?"
"Why are you asking this pointless question?"
"It ain't pointless!"
"'Ain't' isn't a word, idiot."
"Bastard."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"...so....the reason I asked the questions is because...well....."
"Your not comfortable with Kakashi-sensei and Iruka-sensei's relationship?"
"No! That's not it! I'm happy for them both!....It's just.....I never noticed until they got together.....you act......uhhh....girl...ish.."
"....."
SMACK
"OUCH! BASTARD!"
"Hmph."
"See! You just slapped me! That's the most girl-ish thing to do!"
"Shut up moron; I do not act 'girl-ish.
"Really?! Then why do you have such nice legs!? Not a trace of leg hair!"
"So."
"So?! All men have leg hair!"
"Hmph. Leg hair is disgusting and I'm glad I don't have it."
"A true man would say that leg hair makes him manly!"
"....You've been talking to Kiba, huh?"
"....and also! You have such nice skin! It's all soft and stuff!"
"Get your hands from under my shirt!"
"And your face!"
"What about my fucking face?"
"You have long eyelashes! Big, onyx eyes! Perfect eyebrows, small pink lips....and your skin is still soft!.....AND YOU SMELL LIKE BABY LOTION!"
"So what?"
"Your such a girl! Where is your manly scent of dirt and sweat?!
"Down my shower's drain."
"...I bet your lips are soft like a girl too...."
"Hmph. Whatever."
"...I bet I'm...." Lips against lips.
5...
4....
3.....
2-
SHOVE.
"WHAT THE HELL IDIOT?!"
"RIGHT!"
"What?!"
"I'm right! They are soft like a girl's!"
"........fucking idiot."
SMACK
"OUCH!"
"And what does me being 'girl-ly' have to do with me being gay?!"
"...well.....you'd be a uke."
"..."
"And your name...SasUKE."
"...." Vein pop.
SMACK
"FUCK! STOP SLAPPING ME!"
'I'm leaving....moron." Storms away.
"WAIT SASUKE! ARE YOU GAY OR NOT NOW!?"
"FUCK YOU!"
"I TAKE THAT AS A YES! WAIT! SASUKE! DON'T YOU WANNA BATH TOGETHER!? SASUKE!!" Follows.
-
Later near the Uchiha bathroom, just outside the door, voices could be heard inside and also the distinct sound of water moving about....
SMACK
"OUCH!!"
"DON'T TOUCH ME THERE PERVERT!"
End.
Shounen-Ai's Note: Not my best work. Did this from pure boredom. I had the urge to write something new, simple, and quick.
Review if you actually like it!
Shounen-Ai's Babbling:
Today I finally watched some episodes of Soul Eater.
Naruto clones do exist! -twilight music-
Soul reminds me of a combination of Shikamaru and Sasuke. (Mostly Shikamaru though.)
Black Star reminds me of Naruto.
Dr. Stein reminds me of Kakashi.
Death The Kid reminds me of Sasuke, SOMETIMES.
Odd, really.