Hey everyone!! This is a weird Lord of the Rings fic, my friend Ann thought
of during swim practice. Swimming and snickering at the same time, at the
thought of a story, isn't really a smart thing to do if you don't want to
drown. Ok, well, here goes.
Summary: Carol, Kate, Ann, Crystal, Kirsten, Caitlin, Kaitlyn and Erin are on an adventure, with Legolas, Frodo, Merry, Pippin, Sam, Aragorn. Gimli and Borimir. After a rocky start, they are finally off to destroy the Ring, in a modern day setting.
And now. the story
DUM DUM DUUUUUHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"This is going to be a very weird swim practice." Ann thought as she passed her friend Kate, playing the cello, on the pool deck, with Carol, playing a duet. Crystal was off to one side, reading one of her books. (AKA: Nasty, sick, ones that normal people do not read.) Kirsten, and Kaitlyn were doing a funky little dance to the music of Carol and Kate's duet. Caitlin was sitting down in a puddle (even though she didn't know it) starring off in to space like she normally does. Erin, the shy, quiet one, (the ONLY shy and quiet one) was standing off to another side, looking at everyone quite strangely. (Which she normally does) Suddenly, as if it were a part of the music, Carol and Kate began calling out "POOF!!" and "TWEEK!!" to each other, while still playing the cello and viola.
Ann jumped into the water and began to swim free style. Suddenly, out of no where (DUM DUM DUUUUUHHHHH!!!!!!!) Legolas, Frodo, Merry, Pippin, Sam, Aragorn, and Borimir appeared out of now where on the pool deck. Kate, noticing the b-e-a-UTIFAL Legolas, she dropped her cello, smashing into millions of tiny pieces and ran to Legolas screaming, "TWEEK! TWEEK! TWEEK!"
Aragorn called out, "Who is the leader of this Fellowship of Friends?"
Carol, who was quite smitten with Frodo suddenly realized, Aragorn wished to talk to her, "I am!" she called out boldly. "I am the leader!"
Ann jumped out of the pool yelling "Ooooh no your not! I vote Erin! She's the only sane one here!"
"I second that!" yelled out Kaitlyn
Erin's eyes grew wide as she backed away and said "Ooooohh no I'm not! I'm not going to be the leader of some freaky hyperactive Fellowship of Friends! I abdicate, and give my position to Carol. She was the one who organized it anyways."
Carol grins smugly and turned to stick her tongue at Ann, then turned to Aragorn. "What can I do for you?" (Aragorn looks behind Carols back a moment, noticing the obscene gesture Ann directed towards Carol, who was quite oblivious, then he said,) "We are in desperate need of you assistance, my good woman. We seek to destroy the One Ring of Power, but we have lost our way. Can you help us?"
She nodded. "I think so, just let me consult my Fellowship of Friends one moment."
"Very well."
Carol turned and screamed "TWEEK! POOF POOF TWEEK TWEEK!!
"Tweek poof poof tweek tweek" answered all in the Fellowship of Friends, who crowded around their humble leader, and waited for her to speak.
"TWEEK! POOF TWEEK TWEEK! POOF TWEEK TWEEK! POOF POOF POOF TWEEK TWEEK! TWEEKY POOFY TWEEK TWEEK! TWEEK POOF POOF?"
("My friends! We are needed! The Fellowship of the Ring needs our help! Shall we help them?")
Kate, who was drooling at Legolas, suddenly snapped out of it, and asked, "TWEEKINESS?"
("Will we get to watch the beautiful Legolas, while we help them?")
Their leader answered, "POOF TWEEK!"
("Yes, of course.")
"TWEEK POOF POOF POOF POOF TWEEK?"
("Any more questions?")
At the silence she then asked, "TWEEK TWEEK TWEEK TWEEK POOF?"
("Will we help them?)
"TWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKK!!"
("Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh!!)
Carol turned to Aragorn, (who looked quite confused to hear of a complete language made up of only two words) and she said "My group and I have decided; no we won't help you."
At this, the group became very rowdy and irritated with Carol, who was a practical joker.
"Only kidding! Only kidding! Yes, noble and handsome Aragorn, we will help you."
"YYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!"
Screamed the Fellowship of Friends.
"Uh, Carol." Crystal timidly started to ask, She knew the danger of asking a request of her powerful leader, could end in tears, from being pinched or kicked, if she angered, the Almighty Carol.
"Yes, my child," Carol said. "What is it you wish to ask of me?"
"Um, do you think, on our way to destroy the Ring, we could use a buddy system?"
"Yes of corse. BUDDY UP EVERYONE! EVERYONE FIND A PARTNER, AND STAY CLOSE WHILE WE ARE ON OUR JOURNEY! AS SOON AS YOU FIND A PARTNER, GET IN A LINE SO I KNOW WHO IS WITH WHO!"
"Hey," Aragorn protested. "I'm in charge here."
"Wanna make a bet?" she asked. "I'm the woman. I know what I'm doing. You find yourself a partner, and GET IN LINE!"
Aragorn slowly nodded and slouched off to find a partner.
Suddenly (DUM DUM DUUUUUUH!!!!!!!!!) Kate cried out "NO ANN, YOU CAN'T HAVE LEGOLAS AS YOUR PARTNER! I ALREADY CLAIMED HIM!"
This, was not going to be pretty.
"NO YOU DIDN'T KATE! I HAVE LEGOLAS!" and Ann pinched Kate, but then Caitlin, who was engaged in conversation with Legolas, realized a fight was about to begin and walked over and all 3 began to ague about who got Legolas. Before they knew it, they all were in a full out fist-fight. Just for the heck of it, Crystal, and Kirsten joined in. Punching and kicking and hurting each other. Erins eyes grew very wide, as she slowly backed away. Kaitlyn was talking with Pippin then suddenly heard screaming and went "What? What? What's going on? Hey stop fighting!"
Carol, enjoyed watching this fight so she egged all of them on. "Come on Ann! Pinch her! Bite her! Go Kate go, go, go! Aww, come on Kirsten, you can do better then that! Yea, Crystal, that's it, beat her, beat her!"
The rest of the Fellowship watched on in horror as the fight progressed. Legolas grinned smugly and Frodo's eyes got huge as he watched techniques of Kate who was in the process of pulling out some of Caitlin's hair. Gimli muttered to himself "I wish girls would fight over me! What does Legolas possess that I do not?"
The whole fight stopped for a moment and everyone shouted (including the Fellowship) "GREAT HAIR!!" Gimli slowly nodded and pulled out a brush and began working tangles out of his beard, although it was in vain. 2 seconds later he gave up.
The fight continued on.
~*~*~*2 hours later, Kate finally wins the fight, and all rights to Legolas*~*~*~
Carol realized that the fight was over and excused herself from her conversation with Frodo and walked over to Kate and grabbed her hand, and screamed, "I NAME KATE, RIGHTFUL OWNER TO LEGOLAS!"
Hearing his name, Legolas stops brushing his beautiful elven hair with his beautiful elven brush and looks over. "Finally," he said. "You're my new partner? My, we're going to have to do something about that hair of yours aren't we? I'll teach you how to brush and treat your hair with love, so that it my be as shiny and healthy." he looked down on his hair. "OH MY GOD!! I HAVE A SPLIT END! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
While Legolas was screaming about his hair, Carol looked on the rest of them and said, "Ok, everyone else have a partner?" she put her arm around Frodo, signifying that she had already claimed him. Kirsten stumbled blindly to Aragorn, as she had 2 black eyes, Crystal walked over to Pippin, Erin, shyly asked Sam to be her buddy, and he agreed. Ann waved Merry over, and not wanting to be paired with Caitlin who seemed rather a hostile person he trotted over to Ann, Kaitlyn, not wanting to be paired with Borimir sulked off to Gimli, which left Caitlin with Borimir. Caitlin sighed, and walked over to him. So, Legolas (who was still screaming about his split end) was paired with Crazy Kate, Frodo was paired with the Fearless Leader Carol, Merry, was with the Oddball Ann, Pippin was with Reader Crystal, Sam was with Quiet One Erin, Aragorn was paired with Saxy Kirsten, Gimli got Blondy Kaitlyn, and Borimir was with Grumpy Caitlin.
What adventures will befall them? Where will they destroy the Ring in a modern day setting? Will Kate be able to keep Legolas as her buddy? Or will she loose him to Caitlin or Ann, who are both, at this very moment plotting a way to steal him? Will Caitlin kill Borimir? Tune in next time for THE FELLOWSHIP OF FRIENDS MEET THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING!!! (DUM DUM DUUUUUUUHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!)
Oh yea REVIEW!!!!
Summary: Carol, Kate, Ann, Crystal, Kirsten, Caitlin, Kaitlyn and Erin are on an adventure, with Legolas, Frodo, Merry, Pippin, Sam, Aragorn. Gimli and Borimir. After a rocky start, they are finally off to destroy the Ring, in a modern day setting.
And now. the story
DUM DUM DUUUUUHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"This is going to be a very weird swim practice." Ann thought as she passed her friend Kate, playing the cello, on the pool deck, with Carol, playing a duet. Crystal was off to one side, reading one of her books. (AKA: Nasty, sick, ones that normal people do not read.) Kirsten, and Kaitlyn were doing a funky little dance to the music of Carol and Kate's duet. Caitlin was sitting down in a puddle (even though she didn't know it) starring off in to space like she normally does. Erin, the shy, quiet one, (the ONLY shy and quiet one) was standing off to another side, looking at everyone quite strangely. (Which she normally does) Suddenly, as if it were a part of the music, Carol and Kate began calling out "POOF!!" and "TWEEK!!" to each other, while still playing the cello and viola.
Ann jumped into the water and began to swim free style. Suddenly, out of no where (DUM DUM DUUUUUHHHHH!!!!!!!) Legolas, Frodo, Merry, Pippin, Sam, Aragorn, and Borimir appeared out of now where on the pool deck. Kate, noticing the b-e-a-UTIFAL Legolas, she dropped her cello, smashing into millions of tiny pieces and ran to Legolas screaming, "TWEEK! TWEEK! TWEEK!"
Aragorn called out, "Who is the leader of this Fellowship of Friends?"
Carol, who was quite smitten with Frodo suddenly realized, Aragorn wished to talk to her, "I am!" she called out boldly. "I am the leader!"
Ann jumped out of the pool yelling "Ooooh no your not! I vote Erin! She's the only sane one here!"
"I second that!" yelled out Kaitlyn
Erin's eyes grew wide as she backed away and said "Ooooohh no I'm not! I'm not going to be the leader of some freaky hyperactive Fellowship of Friends! I abdicate, and give my position to Carol. She was the one who organized it anyways."
Carol grins smugly and turned to stick her tongue at Ann, then turned to Aragorn. "What can I do for you?" (Aragorn looks behind Carols back a moment, noticing the obscene gesture Ann directed towards Carol, who was quite oblivious, then he said,) "We are in desperate need of you assistance, my good woman. We seek to destroy the One Ring of Power, but we have lost our way. Can you help us?"
She nodded. "I think so, just let me consult my Fellowship of Friends one moment."
"Very well."
Carol turned and screamed "TWEEK! POOF POOF TWEEK TWEEK!!
"Tweek poof poof tweek tweek" answered all in the Fellowship of Friends, who crowded around their humble leader, and waited for her to speak.
"TWEEK! POOF TWEEK TWEEK! POOF TWEEK TWEEK! POOF POOF POOF TWEEK TWEEK! TWEEKY POOFY TWEEK TWEEK! TWEEK POOF POOF?"
("My friends! We are needed! The Fellowship of the Ring needs our help! Shall we help them?")
Kate, who was drooling at Legolas, suddenly snapped out of it, and asked, "TWEEKINESS?"
("Will we get to watch the beautiful Legolas, while we help them?")
Their leader answered, "POOF TWEEK!"
("Yes, of course.")
"TWEEK POOF POOF POOF POOF TWEEK?"
("Any more questions?")
At the silence she then asked, "TWEEK TWEEK TWEEK TWEEK POOF?"
("Will we help them?)
"TWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKK!!"
("Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh!!)
Carol turned to Aragorn, (who looked quite confused to hear of a complete language made up of only two words) and she said "My group and I have decided; no we won't help you."
At this, the group became very rowdy and irritated with Carol, who was a practical joker.
"Only kidding! Only kidding! Yes, noble and handsome Aragorn, we will help you."
"YYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!"
Screamed the Fellowship of Friends.
"Uh, Carol." Crystal timidly started to ask, She knew the danger of asking a request of her powerful leader, could end in tears, from being pinched or kicked, if she angered, the Almighty Carol.
"Yes, my child," Carol said. "What is it you wish to ask of me?"
"Um, do you think, on our way to destroy the Ring, we could use a buddy system?"
"Yes of corse. BUDDY UP EVERYONE! EVERYONE FIND A PARTNER, AND STAY CLOSE WHILE WE ARE ON OUR JOURNEY! AS SOON AS YOU FIND A PARTNER, GET IN A LINE SO I KNOW WHO IS WITH WHO!"
"Hey," Aragorn protested. "I'm in charge here."
"Wanna make a bet?" she asked. "I'm the woman. I know what I'm doing. You find yourself a partner, and GET IN LINE!"
Aragorn slowly nodded and slouched off to find a partner.
Suddenly (DUM DUM DUUUUUUH!!!!!!!!!) Kate cried out "NO ANN, YOU CAN'T HAVE LEGOLAS AS YOUR PARTNER! I ALREADY CLAIMED HIM!"
This, was not going to be pretty.
"NO YOU DIDN'T KATE! I HAVE LEGOLAS!" and Ann pinched Kate, but then Caitlin, who was engaged in conversation with Legolas, realized a fight was about to begin and walked over and all 3 began to ague about who got Legolas. Before they knew it, they all were in a full out fist-fight. Just for the heck of it, Crystal, and Kirsten joined in. Punching and kicking and hurting each other. Erins eyes grew very wide, as she slowly backed away. Kaitlyn was talking with Pippin then suddenly heard screaming and went "What? What? What's going on? Hey stop fighting!"
Carol, enjoyed watching this fight so she egged all of them on. "Come on Ann! Pinch her! Bite her! Go Kate go, go, go! Aww, come on Kirsten, you can do better then that! Yea, Crystal, that's it, beat her, beat her!"
The rest of the Fellowship watched on in horror as the fight progressed. Legolas grinned smugly and Frodo's eyes got huge as he watched techniques of Kate who was in the process of pulling out some of Caitlin's hair. Gimli muttered to himself "I wish girls would fight over me! What does Legolas possess that I do not?"
The whole fight stopped for a moment and everyone shouted (including the Fellowship) "GREAT HAIR!!" Gimli slowly nodded and pulled out a brush and began working tangles out of his beard, although it was in vain. 2 seconds later he gave up.
The fight continued on.
~*~*~*2 hours later, Kate finally wins the fight, and all rights to Legolas*~*~*~
Carol realized that the fight was over and excused herself from her conversation with Frodo and walked over to Kate and grabbed her hand, and screamed, "I NAME KATE, RIGHTFUL OWNER TO LEGOLAS!"
Hearing his name, Legolas stops brushing his beautiful elven hair with his beautiful elven brush and looks over. "Finally," he said. "You're my new partner? My, we're going to have to do something about that hair of yours aren't we? I'll teach you how to brush and treat your hair with love, so that it my be as shiny and healthy." he looked down on his hair. "OH MY GOD!! I HAVE A SPLIT END! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
While Legolas was screaming about his hair, Carol looked on the rest of them and said, "Ok, everyone else have a partner?" she put her arm around Frodo, signifying that she had already claimed him. Kirsten stumbled blindly to Aragorn, as she had 2 black eyes, Crystal walked over to Pippin, Erin, shyly asked Sam to be her buddy, and he agreed. Ann waved Merry over, and not wanting to be paired with Caitlin who seemed rather a hostile person he trotted over to Ann, Kaitlyn, not wanting to be paired with Borimir sulked off to Gimli, which left Caitlin with Borimir. Caitlin sighed, and walked over to him. So, Legolas (who was still screaming about his split end) was paired with Crazy Kate, Frodo was paired with the Fearless Leader Carol, Merry, was with the Oddball Ann, Pippin was with Reader Crystal, Sam was with Quiet One Erin, Aragorn was paired with Saxy Kirsten, Gimli got Blondy Kaitlyn, and Borimir was with Grumpy Caitlin.
What adventures will befall them? Where will they destroy the Ring in a modern day setting? Will Kate be able to keep Legolas as her buddy? Or will she loose him to Caitlin or Ann, who are both, at this very moment plotting a way to steal him? Will Caitlin kill Borimir? Tune in next time for THE FELLOWSHIP OF FRIENDS MEET THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING!!! (DUM DUM DUUUUUUUHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!)
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