Hello there, we are The Grammar Nazis, two people who enjoy writing stories. Thank you for reading our first fan fiction! :) For this particular story, we'll be taking turns writing chapters. I, Allison, will be writing odd numbered chapters, and the other Grammar Nazi, Nearly, will be writing the even ones. Now that that's all cleared up, enjoy!
Disclaimer: We don't own anything.
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Somewhere in Alaska, there were these two people named Zero and Yuki. I'm not describing what they look like, just Google them you lazy tards.
One sunny Saturday afternoon, Yuki was channel surfing, because that's what all teenagers do on sunny Saturday afternoons. She stopped when she got to the Disney channel, because Yuki freakin' loves her cartoons.
"Oh boy," She turned up the volume and flung the remote behind her, breaking a window in the process, "I hope they play some Mickey Mouse cartoons. Mickey's such a pimp." She leaned towards the television in anticipation.
Instead of cartoons, a music video started to play onscreen. Yuki assumed it was a commercial, and kept watching.
Three minutes later, the music video was still playing. Needless to say, the short tempered Yuki lost her patience with the video.
"WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS THIS FUCKING SHIT? FUCK."
Zero, Yuki's bestest buddy in the whole wide world, walked into the living room. He glanced at the broken window and decided to ignore it for now. "What the hell are you screeching at now woman?"
"ZERO, LOOK AT THIS SHIT," She pointed at the TV, "Can you believe this is the Disney Channel? I've been watching this shitty boy band for like, ten minutes now. Where the shit tacos are all the cartoons at?"
Zero took a quick look at the television.
"Oh, it's those Jonas guys," Zero told her. "They're really popular with ten year old girls. Personally, I believe that mess of notes and off-key wailing they call music is quite possibly the most dreadful excuse for a musical composition I have ever had the displeasure of hearing."
"Stop using big words Zero, we have got to do something about these assholes. They're taking away from my cartoons!"
"You think that's bad?" he guffawed, "wait another two minutes and see what's on after this…"
Yuki turned back towards the TV and waited for the next show to begin. Once the program finally started, she watched it for about two and a half minutes before she turned her head away in absolute disgust.
"Wh-what the hell is this, Zero?" The girl felt a shiver run down her spine. "It…it's so bad… it's making me feel sick."
"It's called Hannah Alabama or some shit. But you see what I mean? It's pretty bad eh?"
"These kids make Paris Hilton look like Samuel L. Jackson…acting wise anyways. Godammit Zero," Yuki sprung to her feet, "something must be done, even if we're the ones who have to do it."
"Epic journey time?"
"Damn right it is."
With that, the duo got changed into their adventuring attire, bought some weapons from their local Wal Mart, and set off to destroy various Disney Channel stars.
To Be Continued…
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So what did you think? Loved it? Hated it? Review please! Thanks! By the way, in case you didn't read the intro, Nearly will be writing the next chapter.
- Allison