ATTACK OF THE NAZGIRLS
By: Legolasina
Disclaimer: I got the idea of Nazgirls from this website, but the story is MINE...the characters are Tolkien's...I wish Legolas was mine. :)
Chapter 1: When Nazgirls Attack
One day Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, and Legolas were in the Shire. (Legolas was visiting the hobbits, it was Merry's birthday.) They were sitting on Bag End's porch when they heard a high pitch scream. Legolas stood frozen.
"The Nazgirls." Legolas gasped
Everyone stood frozen with fear except for Pippin, he was scratching his head.
"What are Nazgirls?"
"They are obsessed with us five and Aragorn." said Frodo
"Are they obsessed with mushrooms?" Pippin said hopefully
"NO!!!!!!"
"They are in love with us so much that they forget about food." Said Merry
"They couldn't possibly forget about taters and mushrooms?!?!?!?!?!" said Pippin horified
"Oh they do."Sam said, hiseye twitching madly.
"Oh that's horrible…when's breakfast?"
"HOW CAN YOU THINK OF FOOD AT A TIME LIKE THIS!?!?" Frodo screamed at Pippin
"I just …can."
"you're hopeless." said Sam, shaking his head.
"I'm not hopeless, I have lots of hope. I hope that these Nazgirls will like-"
"Let's stop talking and think of a plan. OK … we need to meet Aragorn in Bree and then-"
"OH MY GOSH! IT'S ORLANDO BLOOM!!!" screamed a Nazgirl
Now all the hobbits were scratching their heads while Legolas was pearly white. Even for Legolas who had white skin already this was a bad …sign … thingy.
"Who's Orlando Bloom?" Merry asked
"He's an actor from on top of Earth, but these girls are stronger than Middle Earth Nazgirls… they can' be killed." said Legolas
"Why are they obsessed with us then?" Frodo asked
"Are they obsessed with pipe weed?"
"Because we look like these actors, Pip you can think for yourself."Legolas told them
"No I can't. I'm not smart like you are." Pippin said batting hiseyes at him.
Legolasslapped hisforehead "Hobbits."