Roach sat on his bunk in content, lost in his thoughts. This was a rare thing to occur though, because he shared a room with Ozone and Meat. It wasn't exactly a bad thing, it was just the fact that those two never, ever shut up. Weather it was about which female celebrity was hotter, or who cleaned their guns better, it was always something.

Today though, the men were quiet, for some strange reason that Roach did not know. Ozone and Meat both sat on Meat's bed, murmuring quietly every now and then. They seemed to be looking at something that Ozone held. For a quick second, Roach considered asking what it was, but he stopped, remembering that normally they were never this quiet.

After a few more minutes, Roach was half asleep, resting his head on the lumpy pillow his bed contained. All in the sudden, he was startled out of his thoughts by something that was slammed down hard onto his stomach.

"Get up you lazy ass cockroach!" Meat hollered.

"Uggh, Meat, what the hell?" Roach asked, before noticing the the thing that was on his stomach. It was a magazine. Not just any magazine, a nudy magazine...

"What...the...fuck?" Roach slowly asked. Ozone and Meat both grinned silently. Just then, the door burst open. Lt. Simon 'Ghost' Riley stood there, looking happy, even underneath his balaclava.

"It's not normally so quiet in here. Mactavish got worried that you all died and sent me to.."

Ghost didn't finish his sentence, seeing Roach with the porn. Roach had forgotten that he was holding it, and rushed quick into an explanation.

"Wait sir! I swear it's not what you think! Meat and Ozone were-"

"So, your smuggling porn and not sharing with your superior officers eh?" Ghost asked, smirking.

"No sir! It was all Meat and-"

"Get your ass out to the obstacle courses, and hand over the nudy mag! Your doubling your training today!" Ghost said. Those who knew Ghost well, knew not to ever protest against his orders. Roach got up quickly, barely stopping to glare at his room mates as he ran past them.

A few hours later, Captain John 'Soap' Mactavish was looking for Ghost. He was in the cafeteria, looking under the lunch tables when he ran into Archer.

"Archer laddie, I'm so glad to see you! Have you seen Ghost?" The flustered Captain asked, a bit embarrassed at being caught looking under cafeteria tables. Then again, there WAS a good possibility that Ghost could have been under a table, considering that incident last week...

"Um, I think I saw him outside sir, near the obstacle courses" The soldier said, raising his right eyebrow slightly.

Mactavish thanked him and quickly ran to were Archer said Ghost was. Sure enough, Ghost was sitting in a chair near the course, reading a magazine.

"Ghost, what are you doing?" He asked, coming closer. He stopped short when he was close enough to see things clearly. Roach was breathing heavily, sweat pouring down his face and back. The young man was sluggishly running the hardest obstacle course.

Ghost on the other hand, was reading...a porn mag? The Lt.'s expression was hard to come across, seeing that he wore the skull balaclava.

"Ghost, what is the meaning of this?" Mactavish asked, guestering over to Roach, who had collapsed on course, and the nudy mag, that Ghost was still holding. It had opened to a picture of a very blatant young woman, wearing only a bikini.

"Oh nothing sir. Just teaching Roach here a lesson. You never, ever hide porn from your superior officer" Ghost said lightly, as if it was not a big deal.

Mactavish stared at Ghost for a few more seconds, before shrugging and heading back inside, muttering something about eating some microwaved, French onion soup...

Hey everyone, you all don't know how good it feels to be submitting something! I would be working on Trouble with the SAS, but you see, I am very sick today with the stomach flu, and I am to stay in bed. Trouble with the SAS is on the computer upstairs, I'm just using my brother's laptop to make this story. So, did you like it, hate it? I may add more chapters of just random things today. Ugghh, I hate puking. I've puked like, 4 times! Review to make my tummy feel better? :) Thank you everyone!

Ps, I don't wanna stay in bed! But sick is sick, right? I would much rather be in school :(

Peace out!

-Gazlover12