A/N: I have decided that only two words can be applied to my internet ban: Screw it. Okay, this is something a little different, still Booshy, but poetic. Well, I hope so anyway. This one isn't too serious, it rhymes, and stuff. Yeah. Still slashy too, you'll notice. Anyway, I shall stop my mindless rambling now. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own the Mighty Boosh or anything in it.

The Watcher

His eyes grew wide in the darkness

His face was white as bone

He watched his friend as he slept light

In the damp flat they called home

He looked upon his sleeping friend

With his eyes shut tight in rest

He knew it looked a little strange

But he knew his friend was the best

His heart was not kept on his sleeve

His feelings were a taboo

But his friend always felt what he felt

Somehow he always knew

He watched his friend sleep all night long

For insomnia racked himself

He couldn't care less for the dark TV

Or the many books on the shelf

His heart lay with this friend of his

The one who saved his life

Even though his everything

Was filled with troubles rife

And when his friend woke in the morning

He told him the sheer truth

They smiled and felt affection

And retreated to the roof…

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