Abducted: The True Story of Flight 29 Down

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Disclaimer: Nothing but the jokes are mine.

Special Thanks To Joucelin Hades. This is based in part on a series of messages we exchanged, bemoaning the many, many irregularities in the show.

Day Four: During the events of "Survival of the Fittest.

They had been watching the strange visitors to their island for four days now. The pilot, a strange duck of a man indeed, had went to look for help with three of the teanagers, a boy and two girls, to the concern of the observers.

The senior watcher summed up their fears in a compound word, " Pedo-bear?"

The second most senior responded evenly: " No, just dumber than a rock."

The leader asked, "What's the scoop on the two on the cliff?"

2 Answered: " Taylor tricked Lex into broadcasting Mel's tape, which had a juicy bit about how she has the hormonal hot pants for Jackson."

1: " Tell me, was he surprised at the news?"

2:" I think the only surprised one was Mel. Everyone knows it, even Lex"

At that, all seven observers suddenly hummed. They liked Lex. He was the most like them. It was eerie, how similar his thought processes were to theirs.

3, the oldest shemale spoke: " Jackson has went to get a rope to drag those idiots off the cliff. How two other wise reasonably intelligent adolescents fall off a cliff is beyond me."

5, the neuter male, spoke up: " Personally, I blame the great Cosmic Writer." He subscribed to the belief that nothing was random, that some Cosmic Writer plotted all events out.. The other thought it as a fruitcake, to be honest.

7, the oldest of them all rasped from his/its throat, " This could be the opportunity we sought all along. We could go and nip the urchins and Lex, " they all hummed again, " and the two morons. I still can't believe Melissa is so obsessed over Jackson that she has yet to mention her parents or home a single time.."

6, the youngest heshe of the group spoke, " It could be a golden opportunity to examine how the adolescent human minds works. Myself, 6 and 7 could get the three of them and , using cloned bodies and remote control, impersonate them. It could be fun , seeing just how far out of character we could take them to see if.'

The great leader was dubious. " They would have to be pretty naïve for you three to pull it off for long. On the other hand, I'd love to get the chance to exchange cultural thoughts with Lex."

They hummed yet again.

1 gave the solemn command" Nothing to it but to do it!"

" I can't believe I'm stuck on a cliff with you." Taylor moaned for the tenth time in as many minutes.

Mel shot back" I can't believe I haven't pushed you off of it yet!"

Lex called out , " Hey, are you two still fighting ?"

Both: "Yes!"

Lex: " Hey you don't have to bite my head off." Suddenly, there as a green flash of light, visible even on the cliff below.

Lex: "AHHHH!!!" And then, silence.

The two girls huddled together and called out: " Lex, hey, Pee Wee."

Suddenly, there as movement at the top of the hill. A form, short, cloaked in shadow looked don. It laughed maniacally, then a green flash enveloped the girls.

6 spoke sharply from the hillside, " Do you have to laugh like that every time we zap one of them?! Let's hurry, Jackson's probably gotten a rope by now."

1 spoke from the communicator to them: " he had to poop! You have at least five more minutes. Hurry it up."

And so it began, an insidious plot to test the intelligence of the American teenager.*********************************************************************************************************************

Author: This is just the first of it. I promised, unlike Amazathon III, it will be finished.