Heyy, New Story! I would Like to have two reviews before I continue! It's complete OOC, AU. In this story it's not Panem, It's just the USA.

Smile, Katniss Smile, Go on, show those pearly whites, I shoved the sides of my mouth up, smiling as large as I possibly could, gripping the steering wheel until my knuckles turned almost ivory white, The impossibly fake smile still on my lips.

Yes Katniss, you look lovely. This will convince your new classmates your friendly, you can actuall- My Thoughts were interrupted by my younger sisters squeaky high pitched voice.

"Katniss, You look like a child rapist. Please stop, your scaring me"

The grin fell instantly, my usual scowl taking back it's residence on my face "Yeah? At least I don't sound like a mouse filled with helium whose attempting, but failing might I add, to sing soprano" I retorted half-heartedly, my head falling against the thin black ring that controlled both mine and my sisters life, hoping nothing more than to run into a wild giraffe who escaped from the local zoo and soles purpose in life was to save me from my first day at 'Kholision boarding school' the school for 'privileged' children, AKA the school for children who like to see how far they can get one another noses up the other ones anus.

Prim just rolled her eyes as I carried on down the long highway stretch, our bags jostling in the back seat, and Prims annoying natter carrying over my Mix CD. I lifted my head and slammed it down again, and again, and again, planning to continue until I, at the very least, got a concussion.

'Kat-Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaass, We're Heee-areeee" She screeched in an attempt of a New York accent, slamming her tiny hand into the side of my head, I looked up hopefully only to be greeted with more road

"I Hate You." I Murmered Stepping on the gas so we could get to our destination just that little bit faster

"You Love Me." And with that I sped down the motorway.

*~*ZOMG WE IS IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE *~*

4 Hours later of my sisters voice, angry rock and catchy folk music later we had arrived at a Gigantic Victiorian-esque house, A Sign in big brass letters on the outside of the gate 'Kholision Boarding School'

"Well, Lay me down and fuck my sideways, our school looks like a place you'd find fecking Freddy Kruger In, If I Die Prim. I swear to god I will kill you if I hear one note of ABBA played at my funeral" Prim rolled her eyes before hopping out and pressing on a button to open the gates, They slowly opened, squeaking. Somewhere in the distance, I swear to you, I could hear the star wars theme tune, Prim Hopped back in ignoring my sweating brow and non-stop blinking

"Right, Well carry on then" She cried, slapping my arm.

I stepped on the gas again, driving over what I'm sure are dead peoples bones and organs, or Gravel… whatever

ZOMG Katniss, I think we're gonna die. We're gonna get murdered. Katniss I never knew when to say it… But I love you man.

I love you too Barbados I thought back to the voice in my head, a permanent fixture since I hit puberty, when which telling your mother about will get you sent to 'Dr. Trinkets Therapy, Specializing in Children and Adolescence' And Trust Me, Dr. Trinkint, Or Effie, as she insisted being called was not excatcly sane herself. So Barbados stayed. I just learnt to keep him inside my mind.

I climbed out of the old jeep, looking around warily "Prim, what do we do now?" I asked turning to her, my grey eyes widening, looking about the new surroundings, feeling a bit like a baby deer. Cautious and scared.

"Um, I don't know Katniss. Go to the office" her tone was dull and emotionless

"Where's the of-" She interrupted me by pointing at a large sign reading office. "Well that answers that" I muttered following behind her.

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