Not much left for originality, but let's see if this turns out well. It's a slow beginning until the third part, I believe. Just give this a chance. All disclaimers apply.

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I. HARRY POTTER MEETS THE PSYCHOTIC TRIO

aka Harry Potter and the Millennium Trio

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A. ANGLO-JAPAN PROBLEMS

Sirius Black was tracking the Death Eater movements in Japan, trying to find out why they were going to this part of the world. He was hiding in a bunch of bushes as the man he was watching faced against three teenagers that were dressed similarly- as if they wore school uniforms.

One had pale hair the second blonde hair and the third was a mix.

Two males and one female.

None showing fear, but anger in their eyes.

He watched as the Death Eater was giving them a long lecture on something as they choose to ignore him and talk amongst themselves. Which was really interesting. "Damn these creatures." a voice echoed as three teenagers stood facing what could have been a really hostile Rare Hunter, but that wasn't possible. Why? They were all free from Isis's control when she was sent to the mental hospital- in this case Death. Now the Millennium Necklace rested around a familiar female's throat with the other necklace of a large puzzle.

"Could always do what he loves best." she stated pointing to the pale haired one, who seemed to smirk in agreement with that. "See if our 'training' has helped any."

"Have we corrupted the Game Queen?" the blonde stated dramatically as he draping an arm around her shoulders. "Now we are the Homicidal Trio!"

"Hot damn. Better then standing around listening to his lunatic rant and rave about 'muggles', 'mudbloods', 'master', and such." the pale haired one stated with a smirk that said he approved. "Hell, might be fun!"

/They ARE nuts./ Black mused as he watched them closely.

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Yugi Motou, holder of the Millennium Puzzle and Necklace, crossed her arms over her chest as she glared at the ranting man as Ryou checked his watch. He held up one hand as Malik groaned. She was crowned the Queen of Games as they all now worked for Seto Kaiba as personal bodyguards and representatives for KaibaCorp. in any gaming tournament that Kaiba didn't want to attend- or they all attended and just wanted to knock people out of the top spot.

Shadi had visited a week after the Virtual Reality Incident and said they should work on using their full power, which they did so knowing what that meant... all three knew that their yami's would be worse then everyday life. So they worked on that over the summer under the Ancient's watchful eyes while fighting off these damned black cloaked figures. Yami, please? she pleaded as the voice in her head was silent. He's really pissing us all off and Bakura's right!

... this is worse then the torture chamber you call 'school'. he stated as she seemed happy. Their relationship was still the same- citrus and odd morning wake-up calls- but getting better. Yami's nickname had caught on quicker with the other two, seeing they enjoyed every chance they had at getting revenge on the old Pharaoh. Yami didn't like them calling him 'Hormonal Pharaoh'.

They sent her a glance, which translated in to 'Who's first?'. She pulled a card from her pocket as they nodded and did the same thing. Now seeing that each drew a different card, they glanced at one another to see who was the first. "Who's the lucky one?" was now the question.

"Man-Eating Bug." the pale haired one stated with a malicious grin that would send people in to cringing spells, or running depending on who you are. Many ran from that smile, especially when it was on Malik's face because that was worse with the fact he had a magical dagger. [[Beat that!]]

[Yugi will probably let you do that, she's still trying to avoid the title 'Homicidal Trio' in place of 'Psychotic'.] Ryou shout back at his other half as he mentally frowned.

[[That's not good! We will corrupt her!]] he stated defiantly as that glint appeared in his eyes. Ryou slammed the door of his soul room as he slapped his forehead in defeat as Bakura's insane laughter echoed with the shouting of 'Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star' in the background in a failures attempt to drown the laughter out.

"Black Hole." Yugi stated as Bakura looked ready to do his victory dance as Yami was half-awake. That's what you get for molesting me last night!

Shush up or else. he grumbled as she snickered.

"A part of Exodia." the platinum haired one stated as the pale haired Ryou Bakura looked content as the other two placed their cards back in to their decks. :Damn, Tomb Robber won.: Malik pouted as Marik laughed.

::But you get second shots where Chemy is last.:: Marik stated as Malik smirked. After Battle City he realized that Bakura and Ryou had a nickname for her and decided to do the same, so Chemy was born because she always helped him with Chemistry with the help of cereal or food. Which was the beginning of the 'Duelist Food War I through III' and the fact that pancakes are hard to wash out of hair. "Your first this time, Tomb Robber."

"Get your ass in gear, Batty." she stated as he walked past her shaking his ass, Malik laughing as she groaned and bowed her head. "Save that for later when you need it with someone else, got enjoy trouble with Hormonal Pharaoh." Malik was laughing out loud now as Bakura snickered as she hid her face in her hands.

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"Are these three nuts?" Sirius Black, a fugitive that was wrongly accused, muttered watching the Death Eater approach the three teenagers. He thought he'd have to check them in to a muggle mental institution soon. The man then started screaming for no reason as the pale haired boy seemed rather amused as the other two were watching.

"Could get some answers." he stated as the other two considered it.

"Wanna-be Pharaoh? Your honor." she stated as he nodded and pulled an object from around his neck as it glowed and the Death Eater froze. They proceeded to question him as he started to resist and raise his wand.

"Why are you after us?" he asked as the man wouldn't speak. "The force is strong with this one."

"Then whip out your light saber and frighten him, Obi-Wan." the girl stated as the pale haired one hit her upside the head. "Or did the dark force get to strong?"

"What did I say about American TV references?" he stated as she snickered.

"Nothing." the girl stated with a sadistic smile. "Why not a souvenir?"

"Drop the wood piece." the blonde stated and he did so, the other two looking indifferent with this as he kicked the wand towards the girl. "Why have we been targets of the latest string of dark cloaked figures seem to be intent on kidnapping, controlling, or near killing us?"

"I won't tell." he growled as Malik raised an eyebrow.

"Damn his resistance!"

"You know that it's 7:15 in the morning?" the pale haired boy asked looking at his watch as they nodded. "Meaning..."

"Take his mask and finish it off, we're gonna be later." the girl stated as the other twitched. The blonde took the mask as they shrugged and she stepped up. "Mind Crush!" she shouted as the body slumped over, she then snapped her fingers as it was gone.

"He's gonna kill us!" the pale haired one shouted grabbing her wrist and the others and taking off in a run away from the area. That left a shocked Sirius Black to return to England by port key to report to Dumbeldore what he seen.

Or a trip to Azkaban after visiting St. Mungos Ward to find out if he wasn't crazy.

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Seto Kaiba had dark blue eyes and brown hair, yet was also rather cold to most people. Kaiba was watching the puffing trio with interest, they had just ran in and collapsed. The blonde Egyptian- Malik Ishtar- was the first to stand up and nudge the other two. Yugi shot up and went to attack him as he blinked and Ryou took him out at the ankles, which caused her to fall because he grabbed her shoulders.

"Are you three done trying to kill each other?" he asked with arms crossed and sitting back.

"Wouldn't be the Psychotic Trio without the homicidal tendencies towards one another." Ryou stated as he sat down and the other two followed, all three looked rather beaten by the run and the wrestling match as Kaiba rolled his eyes.

"What'cha need, Dragon Priest?" Yugi asked as Malik crossed his arms and waited.

/I still wonder if they are bi-polar./ he mused putting a file in front of them. "It's an offer, seeing the Summer will be boring."

"To where?" they asked in unison as he blinked in surprise.

"A few days in Egypt and a good month and half in England, where our schedule is already done out." he stated as the three smirked and agreed- only after Yugi spoke to her Grandfather on the phone who allowed her. The yami's were pleased about the Egypt part and not sure about England, but they had no choice in the matter.

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In England, a familiar convict was alive with activity in telling a blue eyed old man with a long white beard about what he had just seen. The office was full of books and other little gadgets as he, a stern woman in a black hat, a dark haired and pale skin man, and a man with graying auburn brown hair sat waiting for the rest of the story. "These teenagers weren't afraid, they were angry with what was happening and the fact he stopped them." he stated as they nodded.

"What happened after that?" the man, Professor Dumbledore the Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Wizardry and Witchcraft, asked as the others in the room looked skeptical.

"The blonde took his mask and the girl stated something, the Death Eater slumped and then she snapped her fingers and his body was gone." he stated as Professor Minerva McGonagall still looked unsure. "Then they ran off after one declared them late for something important."

"Magic in these muggles?" Professor Severus Snape looked amused by this and the fact that Sirius was losing his mind.

"Or that idiots lecture warped my brain, too." he stated with a shrug. "But they might have powerful magic and might be the reason why Voldemort is probing things in Japan."

"Could be." Dumbledore stated stroking his beard as they watched him. "Sirius, you stay here and I'll send someone else to look in to these three."

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The Ministry of Magic in Japan was having a field day with the use of their powers, which meant they couldn't find them. That also would prove to be a pain in the ass for the Trio when they reached England, because it doesn't look like Lord Voldemort's about to give up on the Muggle's that have killed- or banished- his loyal Death Eaters.

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Thoughts are needed!