I wrote a fan-fic yesterday called 'You bet it's a bet' which is a Harry Potter fan-fic, this one is basically the same but with Sam and Freddie instead of Rose and Scorpius.
I hope you like it. Please review!!
Oh and this is in Carly's POV.
Disclaimer: I do not own iCarly! Never have, never will and there's no use crying over it.
"YOU'VE GONE TO FAR THIS TIME PUCKETT!" my best guy friend Freddie Benson is shouting as he stands by the door in my apartment. He is covered in what looks and smells like Sam's favourite sticky sauce to put on HER ribs (which are usually ours). I fight the urge to laugh. He is shouting these words at a petit blonde girl who is leaning against the kitchen bench, eating ham. If you didn't know the people in this situation you would think that my friend, Freddie Benson was being very harsh. But don't be fooled though, this blonde girl is NOT what she looks like. My best friend Sam Puckett (aka, petit blonde girl eating ham) is one tough, mean, sneaky, evil chick. But that's just her.
"How so Benson?" she asks him, a smirk playing on her ham filled mouth.
"YOU COVERED ME IN THIS STICKY SAUCE STUFF!" Freddie yelled his face red with anger. He moves forward, indicating his sauce covered body.
Sam slowly walks forward, they are both now standing in front of the couch where me and my big brother Spencer (aka the best sculpture ever to live in this apartment building) are sitting watching the fight, just like Sam and Freddie sit here so often watching MMA fights.
"And your point is Benson?" she said, her face no longer smirking.
"THIS IS LIKE HARRASMENT; YOU CAN GET ARRESTED FOR IT! THEN YOU CAN GO AND BE IN JAIL WITH THE REST OF YOUR RELATIVES!"
"DON'T GO BAGGING ON MY FAMILY FREDDORK!" Sam yelled.
"Oh this is getting interesting." I said, only Spencer heard (no surprises there).
"Yeah. More interesting than that food sculpture exhibit I went to at the Seattle art gallery." He said.
"I remember that."
"WHY NOT SAM? YOU DO IT TO MINE ALL THE TIME!" Freddie shouted.
"Wow Freddie is getting really worked up." Spencer said. "I bet he wins this one kiddo."
"You're kidding adulto!" I said shocked, "There is no way that ANYONE could beat Sam in a fight, especially not Freddie Benson. What are the statistics to prove that again?"
"WELL IF YOUR MOTHER WASN'T SUCH A WACKO THEN MAYBE I WOULDN'T HAVE TO!" Sam screeched.
"Just because Sam Puckett has beaten Freddie Benson in every single fight that has every happened between them and the score stands 9 million billion jillion-0 doesn't mean that it isn't possible. I bet Freddie will win." Spencer said, tapping his nose knowingly.
"You are so on!" I told him. There was no way that Sam would lose. I don't bet often (I just don't like losing, well it's more the consequences of losing that I don't like).
"50 bucks?" Spencer asked.
"MY MOTHER IS MUCH LESS OF A WACKO THAN YOURS PUCKETT!"
"WELL MY MOTHER AND YOUR MOTHER PUT TOGETHER IS NOTHING COMPARED TO YOU, YOU NUB!" Sam shouted.
"Deal." I said as we shook hands. I was so going to win.
"HOW SO YOU BLONDE HEADED DEMON?" Freddie retorted.
"YOU AND ALL YOUR NERDY EQUIPMENT, 'THE SKIN TONES GO MAGENTA' BIG DEAL! YOU ARE THE BIGGEST NERD I HAVE EVER MET!"
"AT LEAST I DON'T BEAT PEOPLE UP AND GIVE GIBBY WEDGIES FOR THE FUN OF IT!"
"WELL AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE TO HAVE TICK BATHS EVERY WEEK!"
"I STOPPED HAVING THOSE AGES AGO!"
"Last week." I muttered.
"LAST WEEK?" Sam taunted.
"LAST MONTH PUCKETT!"
"WHATEVER DORK! YOU ARE STILL THE LOSERIST LOSER I HAVE EVER MET!
"OH REALLY!"
"YES REA—"
She never finished. Freddie Benson did the most spontaneous thing I think he has ever done in his whole life. Both Spencer and I gasped. And not a measly "oh!" gasp, it was a "GASP" gasp.
He kissed her. Freddie Benson, currently covered in sauce, just kissed Sam Puckett.
The world has ended. My two best friends just kissed each other. Well one of them kissed the other one but she is so NOT stopping him.
Spencer and I just sat there. Our mouths both hanging open.
After what seemed like hours (when realistically it was only a few minutes) they broke apart.
Freddie smiled "I hate you."
"I hate you too." Sam said.
I really felt like I was missing something. It was clear by the display that had just happened that they did NOT hate each other. Maybe they had had a similar conversation or whatever. It was still insanely adorable even though I had no idea what was going on.
"You wanna get a smoothie?" he asked her.
"You paying?" she grinned.
"Yes."
"Let's go Freddison!" she sang and then they left the room.
The door closed on a cute couple. A slightly tall, brown haired dork covered with a sticky substance and a short, blonde haired demon holding hands.
I couldn't think of a more perfect couple.
"You owe ME 50 bucks!" Spencer yelled and he got up and started jumping up and down on the couch pointing down at me like a little kid.
"Why?" I asked.
"FREDDIE WON! He kissed Sam and the argument stopped. YOU little sister owe ME 50 bucks." He jumped off the couch and put his hand out.
"Fine. But just to point out that all statistics pointed to the fact that Sam would win. Where is my 50 bucks times all the times that Sam has won?"
"We never made those bets. Anyways, Freddie was bound to win sometime. The nose always knows." He tapped his nose knowingly again. "Freddie has just won against SAM PUCKETT, the name that quakes fear into all young people."
"He'll be pleased." I laughed. "I'll just go and get us some milk, we're out." And I opened the door.
Okay when I said a cute couple, I meant THE CUTEST couple.
Freddie and Sam were standing the hallway kissing. A tallish, brown haired dork, covered in a brown sticky substance and a petit blonde, haired demon.
Who would of thought?
Well I must say the odds to stack up against Freddie.
But the score is closer now I guess.
9 million billion jillion – 1
Author's note: YAY! I hope you liked it. Please review, I'd feel really loved.
Did any of you watch iFight Shelby Marx? *a little spoiler here*I was squealing for joy when Freddie said he didn't want to marry Carly anymore. EEEEEKK!
*end of spoiler*
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