I should be working on my other story, Deadly Glare, I know, I know, but I really thought it was about time I uploaded this fic, which has been rotting away, along with some other documents of mine, for quite a long time. Who knows, maybe you people who decide to read it will actually find it a bit funny. I'm hoping to amuse you.

Disclaimer: My name is not Maki Murakami, which means that I do not own Gravitation.

In any case, here you go:

Uesugi Yuki Eiri and Shindou Shuichi had been living together for one year. They had their little 'arguments' from time to time and Eiri would kick Shuichi out. For the last couple of months, they had been getting along quite nicely though. But that was only until one seemingly normal week occurred...

~ Day 1: Monday ~

Eiri entered his apartment, taking off his shoes. It had been a long day and he really needed a coffee.. or a cigarette. He paused in the hallway as he heard a strange noise from the inside.

"Shuichi? What are you up to now?" he called out irritably. "Are you-" he stopped as he felt something wet under his feet. He looked down slowly. To his great horror, he found that he had stepped in the middle of a yellow puddle on the floor.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, SHUICHI?" he shouted angrily.

A pink-haired boy came running towards him with an overly happy grin on his face.

"YUKIII!" he exclaimed as he glomped the blonde author.

Eiri's eyebrow twitched. Shoving Shuichi off of him, he almost caused said boy to fall into the puddle.

"Tell me, what the he-" Eiri was once again cut off. This time by a.. dog? Yes, a little black/brown puppy with long ears and round eyes ran up to Shuichi and stopped in front of him, sniffing his shorts. Shuichi patted the dog's head lovingly.

"Yuki, this is Rui, Rui, this is Yuki," he introduced his lover and pet calmly.

Eiri closed his eyes, telling himself this wasn't happening. When he opened them again, to his disappointment, Shuichi and Rui were still sitting there on the floor, both looking up at him with equally innocent gazes.

"Yuki..?" Shuichi inquired hesitantly.

"Why.. the.. HELL.. is there a DOG in my apartment? And you better wipe this damned puddle up if you don't want to end up on the streets for the next month, damn brat!" Eiri snapped, eyes glowing with rage.

"But YUUUUKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! He looked so adorable, I couldn't just leave him alone! He was abandoned by his owners and just sat there, looking lost, outside of this building! Can't we keep him? Pleeeaaaseeeeeeeee, Yuuukiiiii!" the boy wailed loudly.

The novelist was about to snap once again, when Shuichi suddenly and abruptly stood up.

"Did you say.. puddle?" he questioned and looked down, only then spotting the yellow pool next to the puppy. "RUI! BAD DOG! YOU CAN'T PEE ON THE FLOOR!" he yelled at the now frightened and slightly guilty looking dog, pointing accusingly at the puddle.

Eiri rubbed his temples, feeling a horrible headache approaching as Shuichi's extremely loud voice rang in his ears.

After Shuichi finished lecturing Rui, he ran to fetch a mop. Eiri went to the living room and flopped down onto the couch, glaring at the little animal, which had attempted to befriend him.

"Don't you dare come near me," he threatened, causing Rui to whimper.

Meanwhile, Shuichi cleaned up the stinky puddle. When he was done, he threw the mop into the cabinet he'd taken it from.

Once he reached the living room, he found his lover sleeping peacefully on the couch, with the dog resting on his stomach. The pink-haired singer smiled at the sight and crawled onto the couch, snuggling up next to Eiri and draping the blonde's arm over his shoulders lightly, careful not to wake him up. He fell asleep in the middle of petting Rui's soft fur.

At 1:15 am, Eiri woke up with Shuichi and Rui snuggled up to him on the couch. He was about to shake them off, however, seeing how peaceful and innocent they both looked, he couldn't help but smile and, followed by shaking his head a little at his own, rare behavior, go back to sleep.

After that, Rui had become a member of their tiny family. Eiri had obviously not agreed happily to it, but he hadn't refused either when Shuichi had asked again if they could keep him. He'd just shrugged and said "As long as you don't let him pee on the floor again, you can do as you like. I don't care." Shuichi had been absolutely delighted and almost hugged his lover to death.

Rui was Shuichi's pet most of the time, but he took an obvious liking to Eiri as well.

Although he would rather have died than admitted it, the author secretly sort of liked the 'little pest', as he referred to him as, himself.