Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, Sailor Moon, or Sailor Usagi (that
would be my friend). I don't own ANYTHING ELSE EITHER! Except my Oreos,
which I am going to give to Sailor Usagi! *Munch munch*
AN: My friend, Annie, and I were truly insane while Instant messaging each other. We were writing crazy events and such! Sooooooo, here it is!
IMPORTANT! IMPORTANT! READ THIS!
Annie is Sailor Usagi. Tessa is Sailor Neko and is also ME. Have a nice day.
What Happens When....
Chapter One: What Happens When We Meet up with Mamo-Baka?
Tessa: Annie-chan, do you want a cookie?
Annie: ^_^ Yes!
Tessa: TOO BAD! *Munch munch*
Annie: ;_; *sniff sniff*
Tessa: HERE! *Gives Annie a chocolate chip cookie*
Annie: YAY! *Munch*
Tessa: *munch munch*
Annie: *munch munch munch*
Tessa: *munch munch munch munch*
Annie: *CHOMP*
Tessa: O_O* I thought my sister had a big mouth.
Annie: ^_^ She does.
Tessa: Oh yeah.
Annie: *bunny ears twitch*
Tessa: What is it Annie-chan?
Annie: It's ... Tessa: *cat ears flatten back* you mean.
Annie: Yes.
Tessa: ^_^ I KNEW THE MANGA SALE WAS TODAY!
Annie: *anime-fall* NO YOU DIMWIT!
Tessa: Anime sale?
Annie: NO!
Tessa: WHAT?
Annie: It's Mamo-baka.
Tessa: ^_^ YAY!
Annie: O_O WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY YAY?????
Tessa: I'm going too do something to him! ^_^
Annie: It had better be, err, good.
Tessa: Not good as in law-good, but good as in, US good!
Annie: That made no sense, WHAT-SO-EVER!
Tessa: *grabs Annie by the arm and pulls her over to Mamo-baka* HI MAMO- BAKA!
Mamoru: -_- my name is Mamoru.
Tessa: Actually, we LOVE to call you Mamo-Baka! ^_^
Mamoru: It's MAMORU!
Tessa: Mamooooooooooooo
Mamoru: ru
Tessa: ooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Mamoru: ru
Tessa: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Mamoru: RU! GOD D*** IT!
Tessa: OOOOOO-BAKA!
Mamoru: IT'S MAMORU. MA-MO-RU!
Tessa: *looks confused*
Annie: *looks confused*
Mamoru: MAMORU!
Tessa: Oh, MAMORU!
Annie: O.O Ooooooohhhhhhh nnnnnnnnoooooooooo.
Tessa: *chokes*
Annie: NOW LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID! *Punches Mamo-Baka in gut*
Tessa: *chokes* I can't believe *choke* I used *choke* such fowl *choke* language.
Mamoru: -_-; you just said my name.
Tessa: ^_^ Exactly! *Choke*
Annie: *keeps on punching Mamo-Baka*
Tessa: Wait.
Annie: *stops punching Mamo-Baka and looks at Tess*
Tessa: I think.
Annie: I'm way ahead of you! USAGI ETERNAL POWER MAKE UP!
Tessa: NEKO ETERNAL POWER MAKE-UP!
Bystanders: O.O Pretty Colors.
Sailor Usagi: I AM SAILOR USAGI AND IN THE NAME OF RABBITS AND BUNNIES EVERYWHERE, I SHALL KILL YOU!
Sailor Neko: I AM SAILOR NEKO! YOU HAVE MADE ME CHOKE FOR THE LAST TIME BUSTER AND IN THE NAME OF ALL OF THE CATS AND KITTIES EVERYWHERE, I SHALL KILL YOU TOO!
Mamoru: Well, we'll see about that. *Transforms into Tuxedo Mask*
Sailor Usagi: Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhttttttttttttt. Like I'm scared of a guy in a tuxedo. Sailor Neko isn't scared either. Are you Sailor Neko?
Sailor Neko: O_O uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, he uses roses.
Sailor Usagi: Sooooooooooooooooooooo?
Sailor Neko: IF ONE LANDED IN ME, IT COULD POISON ME!!!!
Sailor Usagi: O_O* Right. *Takes out sharp carrot* USAGI CARROT SWORD! *Carrot turns into an orange sword*
Sailor Neko: *gulp* Right.
Sailor Usagi: THIS IS FOR THAT RABBIT YOU RAN OVER YESTERDAY!
Tuxedo Mask: You mean you're mad over a rabbit?
Sailor Usagi: *sniff* It was my FRIEND! *Sniff* ;_;
Sailor Neko: *pats Sailor Usagi on the back* YOU BASTARD!
Tuxedo Mask: WHAT? IT WAS A RABBIT AND IT WAS IN MY WAY!
Sailor Neko: YOU BASTARD! *points finger at Mamoru.* *claw comes from finger*.
Tuxedo Mask: O.O *gulp*
Sailor Neko: NEKO CLAW TEAR! *Lights come from claws and rip off Mamo- Baka's arm.
Sailor Usagi: Arigatou, Sailor Neko.
Sailor Neko: Daijoubu ka?
Sailor Usagi: Hai.
Sailor Neko: ^_^ you can attack him next.
Sailor Usagi: USAGI CARROT SWORD STAB! *Light comes out of sword and cuts off Mamoru's leg*
Tuxedo Mask: What kind of Sailor's are you? *gasp*
Sailor Usagi: *smirk* we are the HANYOU SAILORS!
Tuxedo Mask: YOUMAS???
Sailor Neko: NO! HANYOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET IT STRAIGHT!
Tuxedo Mask: What's the difference?
Sailor Usagi: WE ARE HALF HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sailor Neko: I'll be right back. ^_^
Sailor Usagi: NANI?
Sailor Neko: ^_^ you'll see. JA! *Disappears*
Sailor Usagi: DON'T LEAVE ME WITH HIM!!!!!!!!!!
Tuxedo Mask: YOU AREN'T ALL THAT POWERFUL ARE YOU?
Sailor Usagi: YES I AM! USAGI IRON TEETH! *Two beams of white light come from Sailor Usagi's fingers and cut off Mamoru's other leg* TRY AND SAY THAT'S NOT POWERFUL!!!!!!
Tuxedo Mask: *gasps for air*
Sailor Usagi: WELL?????????
Tuxedo mask: *Gasps for air*
Sailor Usagi: SAY IT SO I CAN LIVE KNOWING YOU HAVE SUCCUMBED TO ME!
Tuxedo Mask: *Gasps for air*
Sailor Usagi: SAY IT ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuxedo Mask: You are.
Sailor Usagi: Hai?
Tuxedo Mask: You are.
Sailor Usagi: HAI??
Tuxedo Mask: You are.
Sailor Usagi: COME ON ALREADY!!!!!!!!!
Tuxedo Mask: You are.weak.
Sailor Usagi: YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE SUCH A LYER!!!!!!!! I CUT OFF BOTH OF YOUR LEGS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuxedo Mask: SAILOR MOON!!!!!!!
Sailor Neko: I FOUND HER FIRST!!!!! : P
Sailor Moon: Sailor Neko took the remote control chip out of me! : P
Sailor Neko: SHE ISN'T YOUR GIRLFRIEND NO MORE!
Sailor Usagi: It's ANY more.
Sailor Neko: -_- your point?
Sailor Moon: Can I kill him?
Sailor Neko: SURE!
Sailor Usagi: OKAY!
Sailor Moon: ^_^ YYYAAAAAAYYYYYY! *Starts destroying Tuxedo Mask*
Sailor Neko: *sits back and relaxed*
Sailor Usagi: *does the same*
Sailor Neko: Life is good. *sips a milkshake*
Sailor Usagi: WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?
Sailor Neko: Here! *hands Sailor Usagi a milkshake*
Sailor Usagi: YAY!
Sailor Neko: *sip sip*
Sailor Usagi: *sip sip sip*
Sailor Neko: *sip sip sip sip*
Sailor Usagi: *sip sip sip sip sip*
Sailor Neko: *sip sip sip sip sip sip*
Sailor Usagi: *SSSSLLLLLUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPP*
Sailor Neko: O_O I still think my sister had a bigger mouth.
Sailor Usagi: ^_^ She does!
Sailor Neko: OKAY! ^_^ *sip*
*Ending Song plays*
*Ending Song stops playing*
Sailor Neko: Hi! It's me, Tessa, AKA Sailor Neko, and Next time you won't believe what happens! WE MEET THE CAST OF INUYASHA! Join us Next Time! Ja Ne!
Sailor Usagi: Sayonara!
AN: My friend, Annie, and I were truly insane while Instant messaging each other. We were writing crazy events and such! Sooooooo, here it is!
IMPORTANT! IMPORTANT! READ THIS!
Annie is Sailor Usagi. Tessa is Sailor Neko and is also ME. Have a nice day.
What Happens When....
Chapter One: What Happens When We Meet up with Mamo-Baka?
Tessa: Annie-chan, do you want a cookie?
Annie: ^_^ Yes!
Tessa: TOO BAD! *Munch munch*
Annie: ;_; *sniff sniff*
Tessa: HERE! *Gives Annie a chocolate chip cookie*
Annie: YAY! *Munch*
Tessa: *munch munch*
Annie: *munch munch munch*
Tessa: *munch munch munch munch*
Annie: *CHOMP*
Tessa: O_O* I thought my sister had a big mouth.
Annie: ^_^ She does.
Tessa: Oh yeah.
Annie: *bunny ears twitch*
Tessa: What is it Annie-chan?
Annie: It's ... Tessa: *cat ears flatten back* you mean.
Annie: Yes.
Tessa: ^_^ I KNEW THE MANGA SALE WAS TODAY!
Annie: *anime-fall* NO YOU DIMWIT!
Tessa: Anime sale?
Annie: NO!
Tessa: WHAT?
Annie: It's Mamo-baka.
Tessa: ^_^ YAY!
Annie: O_O WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY YAY?????
Tessa: I'm going too do something to him! ^_^
Annie: It had better be, err, good.
Tessa: Not good as in law-good, but good as in, US good!
Annie: That made no sense, WHAT-SO-EVER!
Tessa: *grabs Annie by the arm and pulls her over to Mamo-baka* HI MAMO- BAKA!
Mamoru: -_- my name is Mamoru.
Tessa: Actually, we LOVE to call you Mamo-Baka! ^_^
Mamoru: It's MAMORU!
Tessa: Mamooooooooooooo
Mamoru: ru
Tessa: ooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Mamoru: ru
Tessa: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Mamoru: RU! GOD D*** IT!
Tessa: OOOOOO-BAKA!
Mamoru: IT'S MAMORU. MA-MO-RU!
Tessa: *looks confused*
Annie: *looks confused*
Mamoru: MAMORU!
Tessa: Oh, MAMORU!
Annie: O.O Ooooooohhhhhhh nnnnnnnnoooooooooo.
Tessa: *chokes*
Annie: NOW LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID! *Punches Mamo-Baka in gut*
Tessa: *chokes* I can't believe *choke* I used *choke* such fowl *choke* language.
Mamoru: -_-; you just said my name.
Tessa: ^_^ Exactly! *Choke*
Annie: *keeps on punching Mamo-Baka*
Tessa: Wait.
Annie: *stops punching Mamo-Baka and looks at Tess*
Tessa: I think.
Annie: I'm way ahead of you! USAGI ETERNAL POWER MAKE UP!
Tessa: NEKO ETERNAL POWER MAKE-UP!
Bystanders: O.O Pretty Colors.
Sailor Usagi: I AM SAILOR USAGI AND IN THE NAME OF RABBITS AND BUNNIES EVERYWHERE, I SHALL KILL YOU!
Sailor Neko: I AM SAILOR NEKO! YOU HAVE MADE ME CHOKE FOR THE LAST TIME BUSTER AND IN THE NAME OF ALL OF THE CATS AND KITTIES EVERYWHERE, I SHALL KILL YOU TOO!
Mamoru: Well, we'll see about that. *Transforms into Tuxedo Mask*
Sailor Usagi: Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhttttttttttttt. Like I'm scared of a guy in a tuxedo. Sailor Neko isn't scared either. Are you Sailor Neko?
Sailor Neko: O_O uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, he uses roses.
Sailor Usagi: Sooooooooooooooooooooo?
Sailor Neko: IF ONE LANDED IN ME, IT COULD POISON ME!!!!
Sailor Usagi: O_O* Right. *Takes out sharp carrot* USAGI CARROT SWORD! *Carrot turns into an orange sword*
Sailor Neko: *gulp* Right.
Sailor Usagi: THIS IS FOR THAT RABBIT YOU RAN OVER YESTERDAY!
Tuxedo Mask: You mean you're mad over a rabbit?
Sailor Usagi: *sniff* It was my FRIEND! *Sniff* ;_;
Sailor Neko: *pats Sailor Usagi on the back* YOU BASTARD!
Tuxedo Mask: WHAT? IT WAS A RABBIT AND IT WAS IN MY WAY!
Sailor Neko: YOU BASTARD! *points finger at Mamoru.* *claw comes from finger*.
Tuxedo Mask: O.O *gulp*
Sailor Neko: NEKO CLAW TEAR! *Lights come from claws and rip off Mamo- Baka's arm.
Sailor Usagi: Arigatou, Sailor Neko.
Sailor Neko: Daijoubu ka?
Sailor Usagi: Hai.
Sailor Neko: ^_^ you can attack him next.
Sailor Usagi: USAGI CARROT SWORD STAB! *Light comes out of sword and cuts off Mamoru's leg*
Tuxedo Mask: What kind of Sailor's are you? *gasp*
Sailor Usagi: *smirk* we are the HANYOU SAILORS!
Tuxedo Mask: YOUMAS???
Sailor Neko: NO! HANYOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET IT STRAIGHT!
Tuxedo Mask: What's the difference?
Sailor Usagi: WE ARE HALF HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sailor Neko: I'll be right back. ^_^
Sailor Usagi: NANI?
Sailor Neko: ^_^ you'll see. JA! *Disappears*
Sailor Usagi: DON'T LEAVE ME WITH HIM!!!!!!!!!!
Tuxedo Mask: YOU AREN'T ALL THAT POWERFUL ARE YOU?
Sailor Usagi: YES I AM! USAGI IRON TEETH! *Two beams of white light come from Sailor Usagi's fingers and cut off Mamoru's other leg* TRY AND SAY THAT'S NOT POWERFUL!!!!!!
Tuxedo Mask: *gasps for air*
Sailor Usagi: WELL?????????
Tuxedo mask: *Gasps for air*
Sailor Usagi: SAY IT SO I CAN LIVE KNOWING YOU HAVE SUCCUMBED TO ME!
Tuxedo Mask: *Gasps for air*
Sailor Usagi: SAY IT ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuxedo Mask: You are.
Sailor Usagi: Hai?
Tuxedo Mask: You are.
Sailor Usagi: HAI??
Tuxedo Mask: You are.
Sailor Usagi: COME ON ALREADY!!!!!!!!!
Tuxedo Mask: You are.weak.
Sailor Usagi: YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE SUCH A LYER!!!!!!!! I CUT OFF BOTH OF YOUR LEGS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuxedo Mask: SAILOR MOON!!!!!!!
Sailor Neko: I FOUND HER FIRST!!!!! : P
Sailor Moon: Sailor Neko took the remote control chip out of me! : P
Sailor Neko: SHE ISN'T YOUR GIRLFRIEND NO MORE!
Sailor Usagi: It's ANY more.
Sailor Neko: -_- your point?
Sailor Moon: Can I kill him?
Sailor Neko: SURE!
Sailor Usagi: OKAY!
Sailor Moon: ^_^ YYYAAAAAAYYYYYY! *Starts destroying Tuxedo Mask*
Sailor Neko: *sits back and relaxed*
Sailor Usagi: *does the same*
Sailor Neko: Life is good. *sips a milkshake*
Sailor Usagi: WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?
Sailor Neko: Here! *hands Sailor Usagi a milkshake*
Sailor Usagi: YAY!
Sailor Neko: *sip sip*
Sailor Usagi: *sip sip sip*
Sailor Neko: *sip sip sip sip*
Sailor Usagi: *sip sip sip sip sip*
Sailor Neko: *sip sip sip sip sip sip*
Sailor Usagi: *SSSSLLLLLUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPP*
Sailor Neko: O_O I still think my sister had a bigger mouth.
Sailor Usagi: ^_^ She does!
Sailor Neko: OKAY! ^_^ *sip*
*Ending Song plays*
*Ending Song stops playing*
Sailor Neko: Hi! It's me, Tessa, AKA Sailor Neko, and Next time you won't believe what happens! WE MEET THE CAST OF INUYASHA! Join us Next Time! Ja Ne!
Sailor Usagi: Sayonara!