This isn't really a story. More of a list. Again, PM me if you hate it.

As you will tell in the story, there are a lot of hints at Liley, which is my secret sin. XD

#11 is an episode reference. See if you can guess which episode.

Disclaimer: I do not own Hannah Montana or the characters. They belong to Disney. I did not gain any profit over this story. It was written purely for entertainment.

25 Ways to Annoy Miley Ray Stewart/Hannah Montana

1)Tell her that you think she would look better as a blonde.

2) Threaten to tell her dad her Hannah Montana secret.

3) Tell her that she looks just like Hannah Montana.

4) Say that Jackson is the smarter sibling.

5) Tell her that you think Mikayla is a way better singer than Hannah. Then run.

6) Tell her that everyone sees the sexual tension between her and Lilly.

7) Tell her that Oliver told him she was hotter as Hnnah.

8) Mimick her when she acted like she was dating Rico every chance you get.

9) Ask her whether she's the bitch or butch in her and Lilly's relationship. Run again.

10) Ask her if Mikayla knows that she's cheating on her with you and slap her in the but. Please, run.

11) Tell her to eat all of her lima beans.

12) Tell her that you won't stop listening to her music just because she's a lesbian.

13) Giver her the sheet music to "He Could Be the One" but change all of the 'him' and 'he's' to 'she' and 'her's'.

14) Ask her if her dad ever got his mullet back.

15) Taunt her with 'Yo, Momma' jokes.

16) Sing the song "My Dad is Rich" by Draco and the Malfoys but change to "My Mom is Rich".

17) Ask her to teach you how to play the banjo and talk in a southern accent at the same time.

18) Hide in her limo and pop out after a concert telling her that she sounded like a bull frog.

19) Scream 'rape' every time she comes near you.

20) Convince her that she's adopted.

21) Tell her that she should think about a career in music when she's older.

22) Threaten to univite her to your birthday party unless she agrees to sing at it.

23) Point out that she forgot to shave her mustache.

24) Tell her that you know about her crush on you and that she's not blonde enough for you.

25) Tell her that the only reason Jake every asked her out was because she thought she was a man.

I know that it was terrible, but please R & R.