Hetalia is owned by Hidekaz Himaruya, this fanfiction is owned by me.

"Wow, it's really big!"

"Let's be careful."

What are they doing? Romano thought, when he heard the voices of his brother and the potato bastard from upstairs.

"Where does it go again? Here?"

"Ja, that's right, that's really good."

Oh, God, is he…Romano thought again. No way was he going to let Germany do that to Italy! He had to get up there!

Romano put his ear to the door and listened closely…

"My arms are starting to hurt, Germany!"

"We'll be done soon…"

Like hell was he ever going to let that happen!

"Get off my brother, you dirty bastard!" Romano yelled as he burst in through the door. But all he found was Germany and Italy holding a large piece of furniture…

"We were just moving furniture around…" Italy said embarrassedly.

Germany shook his head. "What did you think we were doing?!"

"N-nothing," Romano replied embarrassedly, turning his face to the ground. "But I just wanted to make sure you weren't violating Italy!"

"No such thing has ever happened between us," Germany stated.

"Si! Even though we are in love!"

Romano faced his brother. "Fine then…Wait, what?!"