Sasuke was very lonely and aroused in his apartment. He didn't want to fap because the orgasm doesn't feel as nice as when he puts his weiner in someone's butt. Thinking it over he called his best friend Naruto to come over. As soon as he picked up his cellphone with the D-Gray Man wallpaper Lord knows his nipples got hard

He searched through his phone and above Shirt Cleaner there was Naruto. So he dialed the phone number even though he knew it by heart... 420-1337-69, but going over his contacts always made him horny for some unGodly reason, probably something from childhood who knows

Meanwhile Later That Day Elsewhere Meanwhile-

Naruto was on deviantArt being very aroused and sliding his ballsack across his keyboard when he thought to himself "Man I would love to put my penis in something" So Naruto looked all over his house for something with a hole in it. He found a hole on his computer for some technical thing that the computer does and put his penis in it. He was now currently literally being jacked off by a computer

Naruto got a call from his best friend Sasuke, when he answered it he heard breathing on the other line "My computer has a virus..." Sasuke whispered

"And it's making me horny" Naruto knew just what to do, he quickly put on clothes, walked to Sasuke's apartment and then took his clothes off.

He rang the doorbell with his erect penis in the nude and Sasuke opened the door to see his naked friend standing there. "Trying to make me pop a boner" Sasuke asked. "Why yes... Yes I am"

"Fuck me in the butt, you butt fucker" Sasuke pulled Naruto in his apartment and dropped his pants. "My gosh, you're growing a jungle down there!" Naruto said at the sight of Sasuke's pubes.

"Yes, botanize my pubes with your tongue Naruto"

Sasuke forced Naruto's face into his chode and Naruto licked up Sasuke's chode cheese

"I have chubbs for you Naruto"

"I have a very large erection for very gay behind Sasuke"

Naruto bent Sasuke over and nailed him like a 2x4 against the wall. After a couple seconds of anal probing Sasuke's butt, Naruto removed his cock and turned Sasuke around, "Now give me a Mexican carwash, you hispanic!" Sasuke cleaned off Naruto's entire manhood until it was spotless

"Time to return the favor, time for a Jamaican Highfive!"

Sasuke then gave Naruto a Jamaican Highfive.

"Wow that was an awesome Jamaican Highfive!"

Sasuke then bent Naruto down on the floor and put the tip of his now erect dick in Naruto's bung hole, just the tip. After 30 minutes of tip fucking, Sasuke inserted his entire chodey dick into Naruto's rectum, then took it back out after 1 second because Naruto cannot even begin to handle that

Naruto felt very violated and aroused so he went into the kitchen and got a bagel. "We'll finish this gay sex with a game of limp biscuit!"

Naruto put the biscuit on the floor and they both started fapping life monkeys with dimensia. Naruto thought of Rock Lee while Sasuke thought of Sakura, this made Sasuke not horny because Sasuke and Naruto are both very gay ass bandits and Naruto came within 4 seconds on the biscuit

Sasuke felt defeated and ate the biscuit himself, but he never came. A couple seconds later Sasuke jizzed all over Naruto when he was sleeping... And he will never know...

THE END