A/N: Hello and good evening to everyone in the BOONDOCKS FANFICTION universe. First and foremost I must give a warning that this story is going to have a lot of famous original characters from BOONDOCKS FANFICTION, so if you aren't a fan of OCs, then please click the back button and save yourself some time. Which leads to my next sentence, mega props for the following authors for allowing me to use their gems for this story. YoungNeil, MizzMinni3, SapphireStones and MizzC. Without them, this story would cease to exist. Now this story right here is going to be amazing, if it's treated correctly. It's based on an alternate universe because in this story, Huey has never met anyone mentioned in this story besides Caesar, Cindy, Sunshine and Riley. Yup, that's right! This means that Huey and Jazmine never met before...HAHAHAHAHA! Can't wait to write about their first meeting...but let's take this baby for a test spin!

Disclaimer: TRIGGER MIKE THE GREAT does not own The Boondocks. Aaron McGruder and Sony do. KTHXBAI!

Six Sides To A Heart

By: TRIGGER MIKE THE GREAT

Chapter 1: It Was All A Dream

The time was 1:30AM and this could only mean one thing for the residents of 257 Drayton Street. The oldest member of the household was snug and secure in a fantasy world that could never be a reality. Once he loses access to reality, he falls into a false sense of secure. In this other dimension, he has no worries of the government. No worries of ignorance and corruption. In this new discovered land, he shares it with another being and together they live in romantic harmony. This dream occurs at the same time every night and also ends at the same exact time every night. Tonight was going to be different though. He vowed that tonight he would finish the dream and find out if he truly gets a happy ending or it'll end like how most things in his life end. Dead. In the room adjacent to his, he could hear his two roommates arguing over who was the greatest rapper alive. Not wanting to have to make them shut up in his manner, he decided to simply block out their noise with his pillow. Now all outside noise was concealed as the young man smiled and felt his eyelids get heavy. Less than a minute later, he finally was out for the count which meant his escape was successful.

"Huey."

Thinking he was hearing things, he waved off the calling of his name and rolled over.

"Huey."

This time he moaned to signal for the owner of the voice to beat it.

"Huey, my one and only sweetheart." the voice sang out.

The harmony of the angelic voice tickled his earlobe and caused his eyes to slowly open. When they fully opened he quite couldn't make out the beautiful figure in front of him. Vision started to get blurry for the oldest Freeman brother as he squint his eyes to reveal the ID of this mystery woman.

"Stop Huey." the voice politely called out. "You can't see my face. No matter how hard you try to adjust your view, all you can see is my figure."

"Who are you?" Huey sat up and scooted to the foot of his queen size bed. "And how the hell did you into my room?"

"That doesn't matter." the feminine silhouette giggled.

"I must have inhaled too much second hand smoke from Riley's smoking sessions." Huey moaned.

The figure let out another childish giggle and placed her hands on your hips. Just as Huey was going to open his mouth and let out another complaint, the figure placed a hand on his lips.

"Now listen to me very closely. I'm just a figment of your imagination. My purpose right now is to show you that even though on the outside you show people that you are heartless, underneath that rough shell is a sweet, caring and gentle boy that needs love. That's the only thing that you feel that you've been missing out on ever since the death of your parents."

The figure was directly on point as Huey's eyes shifted down towards the ground. Once again the figure placed her soft hands onto Huey. This time she cupped his chin with her hands and lifted his head up.

"This is why you have this dream about me." she smiled.

"Dreams aren't real though." Huey said, feeling a blush creep across his face. "I'm not sleeping right now…"

"Exactly, that means that all the things we share in this dream you always have is real. Well I mean it can happen in reality. Somewhere on this planet, there is a female ready to share all of her love with you."

Right now Huey felt like he was tripping off of some kind of drug. He's talking to a mystery figure about finding love. What if Caesar and Riley came into his room now? Would they call the psycho ward for him?

"Ok so lemme get this straight." Huey loosen the embrace the woman had on his face and stood up to start pacing around his room. "You are telling me the reason I'm having this same dream every night is because destiny has finally decided for me to engage in a romantic situation with a being of the opposite sex?"

The figure sheepishly nodded her head.

"I'm twenty-three FREAKIN' years old!" he exploded, causing the figure to flinch. "If I haven't found a female by now then that means it was never meant to be!"

"Yo nigga!" a voice came through the wall. "SHUT THE FUCK UP! ONLY GAY ASS NIGGAS TALK IN THERE SLEEP!"

"Oh and that's why you use to always talk in your sleep until you was in sixth grade." Huey grinned at the figure that beamed right back at him.

"Oh…GO TO HELL!" Riley replied back in a weak voice.

"As I was saying…" Huey rolled his eyes and stared directly into the figure's yellow glowing eyes. "Love doesn't reside in my life. Right now all I need is my katana,my master plan to overthrow the government, a roof over my head and my brain. No heart included."

The figure shook her head in disapprove, not believing a word the revolutionary was preaching.

"Boy, I was made up by the denial inside of your heart!" she replied. "Which means you are in deep need of love and believe it or not there is at least one girl in this universe that can even meet your stubborn needs."

"Ouch." Huey replied sarcastically.

"You wanna know why your dream never ends and always stop at the same part?"

"Why is that?" Huey finally took a seat back on his bed, awaiting the answer.

"Because honey, the ending is meant for you to discover while your brain and heart are aligned with reality. Not fantasy. Don't worry Huey, you'll find a girl that will love you for you." the figure said as she slowly started to fade away. "Oh and P.S. don't go on no BS websites like Myspace, Facebook, Blackplanet or any of those dating sites…LOVE YOU MUAH!"

Huey felt his heart jolt as the familiar sound of his buzzing alarm clock played its obnoxious tune in his silent bedroom. He looked at the green LED numbers and noticed it was 6:45am. Time for him to go to class, but this also symbolized that he woke up from his dream once again.

"Wait a sec, I thought I was awake during that whole ordeal with that weird figure." he mumbled to himself. "But it ended different this time. It always ends with me and the mystery woman about to kiss…"

"Well then Big Hue, that sounds like it means it's time for you to get yourself a lady." his best friend, Michael Caesar spoke.

The fearless Brooklyn emcee grinned from his spot leaning against Huey's doorframe. However, his remark only earned a cold glare from Huey. After being friends for over thirteen years, Caesar learned to ignore the cold glares.

"Ok Mr. Brooklyn, what makes you come to that random conclusion?"

Caesar rubbed his hands together, similar to way he rubs them before he raps. The dreadhead came fully into Huey's room and sat on his computer chair.

"Well let's face it Huey. You've been a lone wolf your whole life and now you are to the point where you are about to break. Lately, you've just haven't been yourself. You just don't seem to be happy-"

"Since when do I walk around acting like I'm happy? Do you ever see joy painted on my face? When's the last time you've seen me smile? Oh that's right never! And if you have seen me smile, then you know it wasn't for a good thing."

"Huey, we've been friends for so long that I can tell by the way you are carrying yourself that you aren't happy. Yes, I've got to admit you aint the jolliest motherfucka, but then again lately you've just been quiet. When you're quiet, that's a problem. Huey, you've been always known to run your mouth, when you believe someone or something is in the wrong. The last couple of weeks you've just been silent. Soft-spoken and those are two traits a revolutionary CANNOT have."

"True, but trust me I'm good." Huey tried to smile but failed miserably. "If I've gone this many years without a female, then I'm set for life to be a loner."

Caesar shook his head and then pulled a paper out of his pocket and waved it in Huey's face. Huey's eyes quickly scanned the paper before he snatched it from Caesar and crumbled it.

"Why the hell would you even try to get me to participate in that nonsense!" Huey screamed, obviously offended by the flyer.

"Because Huey, you need some love in your life. I'm tired of seeing your ass mope around this house like the world is going to end tomorrow!" Caesar screamed back. "Maybe just maybe if you got some pussy, you wouldn't even wanna start a damn revolution!"

Huey blushed at Caesar's comment out of embarrassment. Currently Huey was the only virgin in the household of Riley, Caesar and himself. Also both boys had attractive girlfriends while Huey had nothing. Even though envy is a trait that Huey rarely shows, he had to admit deep down inside he was a tad bit jealous of his two roommate's success with members of the opposite sex.

"Sorry." Caesar quickly said as he noticed Huey's red hot face. "But I'm just sayin…you seem to be in need of some lovin'."

"Perhaps, but on a dating game show?" Huey asked, pointing at the ball of paper. "If anything why don't I just go out and find a girlfriend?"

"Becuz nigga, you might find you a dirty ho or some shit! At least on this TV show, you'll be gettin' paper and clean hoes!" Riley entered the room, holding a bottle of Vodka.

"Riley, its 7AM. Do you think alcohol consumption is necessary at this time?" Huey asked, snatching the bottle from his younger brother. "Plus you've got a lab at 10:45!"

"Nigga, that's water!" Riley screeched.

Huey took a sniff and felt his head recoil back hard as the scent of alcohol shot up his nostrils.

"This is some strong water, Riley." Huey backhanded Riley, also knocking him out in the process. "Anyways, the bottomline is if anything maybe I should just search for a female friend on school campus."

"But what if I told you that all of the participants on this show are from our college?" Caesar asked wiggling his eyebrows suggestively. "The host told me that they'll pick six girls from Woodcrest U and you get to take each out on a date and you get to pick whichever you like the best at the end? How does that sound, homie?"

"That's sounds damn right disrespectful not only to myself, but to the six other females." Huey sighed. "Not if you guys don't mind, I've got a class to get to by eight, so scram unless you want to see my-"

"We get the hint." Caesar hopped out of the chair and picked up the unconscious Riley from the carpeted floor. "I guess we can meet up tonight after all my classes are done to start talking about finding you a pretty little sexy mama!"

"Okay, that's cool." Huey grinned for the first time in ages. "Around what time?"

Huey hopped up to go his closet and his back was faced away from Caesar. The BK native noticed this and quickly grabbed the flyer to see what time the show started since he had forget. When he saw the time he tossed the paper back to where it originally was.

"Let's meet at Burger Town around eight tonight, how's that?" Caesar grinned. 'Sorry Huey, but I already told the host that we'd be there together.'

"Sounds like a date." Huey responded, before shoving his two roommates out of his privacy zone.

A/N: Since you're done here, I assume you've read the chapter. Now since you took your time to do that, why not leave a review as well? Thanks for your time as always and may the force be with all of you. BOONDOCKS FANFICTION U-P!

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