WARNING: THIS IS FOR TOTAL ANTI-GREED PEOPLE! GREED-LUVAS, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
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You're a mean
one, Mr. Greed.
You really are not real.
You're as smelly as my
grandma,
You're as charming as an eeeeel.
Mr. Greed.
You're
a bad homunculi
With a greasy black coaaat.
You're a
monster, Mr. Greed.
Your heart's a dark abyss.
Your brain is
full of nothing,
You've got people in your soul.
Mr. Greed.
I
wouldn't touch you, with a---
Gee, I wouldn't touch you with
anything...
You're a dumbass, Mr. Greed.
You have
termites up your---
Greed: HEY!
You're a
nerd, a foolish dork
And you're a seasick crocodile.
Mr.
Greed.
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd
take...Gluttony, because he's funnier.
You're a foul
one, Mr. Greed.
You're a nasty, wasty scrap.
You're a basket of
unwashed socks (wtf)
Your soul is full of crap.
Mr.
Greed.
The three words that best describe you,
are, and
I quote: "You. Really. Suck."
You're a rotter,
Mr. Greed.
You're the king of sinful...stuff.
Your heart's a
dead tomato
With moldy purple...wait, what? PURPLE!
Mr.
Greed.
Your soul-----sucks...
And
you------suck...
And your heart-----sucks...
This doesn't
even rhyme.
You nauseate me, Mr. Greed.
You're a
nauseaus super-dork.
You're a crooked jerky moron
And you drive
a crooked horse...(horse? wtf?)
Mr. Greed.
You're a
three decker moron and dumbass
sandwich
With LOSER
saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauce.
FIN!
Greed: Y-YOU SUCK!
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This is written totally for Greed haters, if you like Greed, and disapproved of this little parody, please don't send bad reviews, I already warned, you...AND YOU'LL REGRET IT! ooh! scary! However, if you are like me and LOATHE Greed, please feel free to worship me and tell me how hilarious I am (jfk lol)