Disclaimer: I don't own Cowboy Bebop.. If I did the theme song wouldn't be
so long and boring.. Also I wouldn't be spending my time writing this. IM
VERY POOR!! DON"T SUE ME!!!
Birds, Bees, and Bonsai Trees
"Bell Peppers and Beef is ready!" Jet called. He heard groans of disgust but no one came.
He looked down at the small dog that was looking expectantly up at him. "At least you never complain about my cooking" Jet said as he bent down and scooped the crap into the faithful dog's bowl. "Yep! that's Ein for ya! He'll eat anything you give him and never complain! Right buddy?"
Ein looked up from his eating, his small eyes suddenly grew large as he yipped and over with seizures. "EIN!!" Jet yelled as he bent over the now still dog. "He's not breathing! NO!!! Who will eat my cooking now?! HOLD ON EIN!!!" Jet bent closer to the dog and began CPR. Seconds later the dog was back on its feet. Ein looked at the bell peppers and beef and emitted a lowl growl.
"SPIKE! FAYE! ED! Never mind the food! It almost killed Ein! Spike walked in laughing "Bout time that mutt keeled over! I knew that shit would be the end of him! E-" "I thought you said he was dead!" I did CPR on him and he came out of it." The metal limbed man replied. "You seriously need a girlfriend.." With that Spike left. Jet looked down at the intelligent dog. "I've tried to get a girl.. But they always end up leaving me or cheating on me..." Tears filled his eyes.
"I CAN'T EVEN GET A MAN ANYMORE!!!" He slumped to the floor and cried harder. Ein nuzzled his metal arm causing Jet to look up. "Oh Ein! If only you were human.... Then we could be together forever!!" The corgie licked his hand understandingly. Jet looked back up. "Or..." He said smiling seductively.
"Mabey you don't need to be human at all.." Ein wiggled his ass where his tail would be if he had one. Jet laughed. C'mon let's go to my room..." He picked up the welsch and carried him off to do horrible unkown things...
SO. Did you like it?! Please review!! I need to know if you want the next chapter!! *smirks*
Birds, Bees, and Bonsai Trees
"Bell Peppers and Beef is ready!" Jet called. He heard groans of disgust but no one came.
He looked down at the small dog that was looking expectantly up at him. "At least you never complain about my cooking" Jet said as he bent down and scooped the crap into the faithful dog's bowl. "Yep! that's Ein for ya! He'll eat anything you give him and never complain! Right buddy?"
Ein looked up from his eating, his small eyes suddenly grew large as he yipped and over with seizures. "EIN!!" Jet yelled as he bent over the now still dog. "He's not breathing! NO!!! Who will eat my cooking now?! HOLD ON EIN!!!" Jet bent closer to the dog and began CPR. Seconds later the dog was back on its feet. Ein looked at the bell peppers and beef and emitted a lowl growl.
"SPIKE! FAYE! ED! Never mind the food! It almost killed Ein! Spike walked in laughing "Bout time that mutt keeled over! I knew that shit would be the end of him! E-" "I thought you said he was dead!" I did CPR on him and he came out of it." The metal limbed man replied. "You seriously need a girlfriend.." With that Spike left. Jet looked down at the intelligent dog. "I've tried to get a girl.. But they always end up leaving me or cheating on me..." Tears filled his eyes.
"I CAN'T EVEN GET A MAN ANYMORE!!!" He slumped to the floor and cried harder. Ein nuzzled his metal arm causing Jet to look up. "Oh Ein! If only you were human.... Then we could be together forever!!" The corgie licked his hand understandingly. Jet looked back up. "Or..." He said smiling seductively.
"Mabey you don't need to be human at all.." Ein wiggled his ass where his tail would be if he had one. Jet laughed. C'mon let's go to my room..." He picked up the welsch and carried him off to do horrible unkown things...
SO. Did you like it?! Please review!! I need to know if you want the next chapter!! *smirks*