I'm Lexius Loud, the oldest daughter of Lori and Lincoln, you might wonder 'Hey isn't Loan the oldest?' Not technically, I'm the oldest, and the reason why they never mentioned me is because I'm always busy outside the house with tons of work and all the other kids overshadowing the Fandom they never really mentioned me, like for example golf tournaments that I successfully win, sleeping outdoors on the new IPhone (Thanks to Aunt Luna and Lyra's Advice) and spending quality time with my family. Whenever I'm not doing those things I'm busy helping Loan with her problems, Lupa with her gothic Poems, and other things but today was a rather hard day...

I was out of my room, holding my phone texting Carolina Pingrey, I was busy texting trying to get to the bathroom to settle down applying my makeup, that I didn't realize that it was Saturday and usually the line was long.

Carolina: :P I thought today we were going to the mall to get that new outfit?

Lexi: Hah I am I have to survive a long line to the bathroom as always!

Carolina: Well good luck I'll meet you at the mall soon!!!

I then smiled, as I was next but Lemy ran through and shoved me out of the way.

"Watch it twerp!" I yelled, but then my phone fell, I went ahead to pick it up.

"Hey" I then jumped as Lupa appeared and I accidentally stepped on my phone breaking it.

"I was wondering if you wanted to hear my new poem? Light overshadowing Darkness." Lupa said

"No not really!" I snapped, as my phone was broken and it was a lot of money to buy that, especially after I borrowed my Mother's money from her.

"Sigh... OK" Lupa faded into the darkness possibly scaring the hell out of another sibling.

I picked up the broken phone and sighed.

"Now how the hell am I supposed to text Carolina now?!" I said as I went into me, Leina and Loan's room.

Loan was busy reading a book while the latter was designing clothes on Lyra.

"Guys, my phone is broken, do you have a spare one I could use to text Carolina we are going to the mall today." I said.

"Oh em gee, Like, I wanna go to the mall with you! And I'm totes sorry about your phone Lexi!" Leina said with sympathy.

"Did you say the Mall? I was going to go there today! And yah Big sis sorry about your phone" Loan said.

"It is a shame, like, why don't you go to the Apple Store and, Like, ask them to fix it? I totes will do that!" Leina said.

"Wait! Leina! Say that sentence again!" I said.

"It's a shame?"

"No the other one!"

"Oh go to the Apple Store and ask them to fix it?"

"Yeah! Thank you! You guys can come! Also Loan do you have Carolina listed in your contacts still? Since I gave you that phone as a hand me down years ago?" I said as Loan nods.

Loan: It's me Lexi, I am using my old phone I have to my little sis because an "accident" happend to my other phone.

Carolina: Oh sorry Lexi!!!

Carolina: Well are you still coming to the Mall /

Loan: Yeah I'm bringing my sisters

Carolina: Which ones?

Loan: Loan and Lenia

Carolina: Oh ok :P also Walter and Brandon are coming!!!

Loan: Oh ok...

I literally screamed because Walter literally broke up with me last summer and Brandon was a really mean guy to me and Lenia and Loan at High School, he called Lenia retarded and Loan a weirdo.