Hi and thanks for clicking, this is my first ever post so I hope you enjoy it!

Btw i dont own any of the Assassins Creed Gang that pleasure is Ubisofts as if tehy were mine... well lets just say desmond would suddenly take a likeing to wearing pink ra ra skirts... ^.^

One Handed Sketches

Ever wondered why Malik is always scratching away at a scroll on his desk at the bureau? And Altaïr never does get to see what exactly he's getting up to... at least Malik hopes not.

Altaïr fell from the roof of the bureau, he quickly picked himself up and dusted of his robes before strutting in the doorway to find Malik scratching away at his desk, doing god knows what, after he advanced upon him, Malik hid the scroll behind him and glanced up.

"Your trailing blood all other my new carpet, it's just been cleaned", and with that Malik looked back down to play with his feather.

Altaïr looked down to see that the horrible gash he has just received from one of the guards swords had split open when he had fallen... cough I mean landed with the utmost respect from the roof. He looked down at the back of Malik's head and narrowed his eyes then plopped himself on the desk the container holding the ink skidded off the desk and splattered everything in its path, including Malik, Altaïr and the lovely fresh carpet.

"Oops..." Altaïr grinned before jumping of the table and glancing back to see if his stunt had the desired effect. It had, Malik looked up with blue dripping from his nose, "Blue certainly is your colour hah hah ha" Altaïr burst out in a fit of giggles.

Malik bit the bottom of lip, before saying "If that's all you can amount to, spilling the innocent life of ink, you're in the wrong job." Ha beat that pompous air head.

Altaïr annoyed that his limelight had been shortened huffed and started his well rehearsed speech of getting to business.

"I have learnt all that I can from this town about the target, and ... blah de blah de blah de blah..."

This was all Malik could hear coming from the annoying 'novice' in front of him, ha he'd have to get that in before he left.

Malik rolled his eyes and said "Yes, yes I have scaled far and wide running through obstacles risking life and limb, flying with the eagles and swimming with the fishes oh no hang a minute you didn't do the last part 'cos you cant swim, you say the same thing every time rookie... He put emphasis on the last word and smirked.

Altaïr looked taken aback for a bit then his face turned to the utmost loathing his eyes narrowing and his scarred lip getting bit to stop the retort that was so hoping to grace Malik's ears, composing himself, he said "So I have your blessing then?"

"Hmmm if it will make you go away and stop you making this place look untidy, then yes, you have my blessing...and my arm." He coughed and pretended to go and grab the feather with his non-existent arm...

Altaïr looked guilty but then narrowing his eyes said "How many times do I have to apologise, anyways its not as if I personally chopped it off, its called blade skill and I didn't have my arm chopped of because I have skill and I'm not a novice with a blade, you should have been more careful and...

Ooo big mistake, as it left his mouth Altaïr knew he had gone too far the look on Malik's face had been wiped from smug to an eye twitch.

"I'll show you who's a novice with a blade! Come back here my knife wants to make acquaintance with your eye!" Altaïr made his escape quick, grabbing the feather and climbing spazzily up the vines narrowly missing a throwing knife being embedded into the back of skull.

Malik walked back to the desk and picked up the scroll that he had hidden and scratched the word 'noobasauras' as a title, he then squatted down and opened a floorboard up and placed the scroll in with all his other 'treasures'.

"Now to find that cleaner, 'cos I'm not cleaning this mess up!"

A/N So what did you think? I have a few ideas for this story so depending on what Altaïr gets up to while he stalks his next target; will depend on what monstrosities Malik creates.

Thanks for reading any comments / feedback / ideas for sketches will be greatly appreciated and I hope you enjoyed the start of good things to come!

P.s Anyone who reviews gets a cookie!