1CHAPTER 1

There once was a man named Counis Conder. Counis really loves his big penis. He was also a "Jedi Master" currently visiting the planet Tatooien. He is accompanied by his apprentice young "Damious Miles." Damious also loves Counis' big penis he likes the hair rubbing against his face it tickles his mustache. Anyway they where on a long and rigorous adventure which was appointed to them by Master "Obino Sheshjes." Obino has a small penis and he cant even please an immature camel. So as I was saying despite the fact that Young Damious was only the age at the age of 15 they where ready for a task as tough as this one. They where told to find the famous bounty hunter named "Jenson Wildy." Wildy is married to Michael Jackson they have 85 kids how this is possible I don't fucking know. Besides the fac that Master Obino has a small penis he told them Wildy could be found on the planet "Tatooien." Master Conder was beginning to wonder if he was even on this planet for this is there 3rd day on "Tatooien" but still not a trace of Jenson. This task was starting to become harder then Master Conder thought it would be.

"Master Conder Help!" Cried young Damious.

"Hold on im coming!" Replied Master Conder.

Counis peered his head around the corner so he could locate Damious. He quickly drew his light saber and dashed towards Damious. Damious was screaming for help it appears a local shop keeper called the driod authority in the town.

"Master help!" Screamed Damious as he fended off the battle driods.

Counis quickly jumped into the action he skimmed across the field and counted 35 driods it seems that Damious had slain two in the short period Counis was gone he was impressed. Counis quickly slashed 3 heads off the metal clacked against the ground and through up quite a lot of dust. The dust shot up and the driods where blinded for a short moment Damious took this pause to his advantage and quickly dashed through out of the battle field to call for help. Counis saw his escape and kept on fighting. Counis jumped up and landed on another driod smashing him to the ground and breaking the arms and legs of the driod.

"BLAST BLAST BLAST." A loud blasting sound came from the corner.

Counis recognized the screaming and quickly went off. Deflecting blast after blast running as fast as he can to save Damious. He approached the corner and found the dead body of Damious. Smack! Bang! Pow! Counis fell to the ground the last he remembered was the dead body of young Damious Miles. He wished he could of came faster. He should of been there it was now on him to avenge the death of young apprentice Damious Miles. The last thing he let out before his body hit the ground and the cool metal of the driods hand where lifting him to the space ship was. "You'll pay for Damious's death I sware on you will pay!..."

Said Counis before his body sadly struck the ground.

END OF CHAPTER ONE

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