Look. You read the fucking summary you know what this shits about fuck an author's note

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"Who told my dumbass to go solo squads this game doodoo" Quinn said. Let me fill you in. Quinn Gillette known as Young Gawdly is a popular twitch streamer. He has extremely high iq and is known for using great strategies to win his games

"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT BLOOM. I JUST NEEDED ONE HIT. THIS GAME DOODOO" Quinn says as he gets killed.

He takes a break to check comments "Shouts out to Sage Of Six Paths he just donated... FIVE THOUSAND. WHAAAAAAT. He says to click this link. Ight fool if I get hacked im tracking your ip. Ima get off stream doe. Be on same time tomorrow y'heard"

After turning off his stream he then clicks the link. The link led him to a website called "Shinobi needed"

'The fuck is this weaboo shit. I havent watched naruto in a couple years' He thought. Out of curiosity he clicks the shinobi needed button. At first nothing happened and the screen turned black before he saw the sage of six paths. He looked just like in the anime and seemed to be looking directly at him. It wasnt long before his body started to turn into dust and his soul was sucked in to the computer

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Quinn woke up to hear a baby crying. He could barely see as his eyes were squinted. He couldnt move, he couldnt seex he couldnt speak. He felt helpless. It wasnt until he was pulled into another alternate universe. He saw that he could move, see, and speak perfectly

"Where the fuck. How the fuck. What the fuck" Quinn said trying to rationalize everything that had just happened

"Good evening Mr. Gillette" A voice said making quinn jump in surprise

"What the hell dont sneak up on a black guy" Quinn said trying to catch his breath

"My apologies Mr. Gillette. I will explain everything in due time but first I need to tell you where you" The man said. He was an old man had wrinkles wore a couple bracelets had something that looked like a cane. But what really set him apart was that there were 2 big ass horns in his head AND he was levetating.

"Alright so first off you are in your mind. What you just saw was you being born again. You can see, move, or talk because infants arent capable of doing that yet"

"Ok makes sense but just one question. WHY THE FUCK AM I BEING REBORN" Quinn yelled. When he was confused he would try to rationalize and when he couldn't he'd get annoyed

"I was just getting to that. So you are in the manga/anime naruto. You are being brought here to help fight the akatsuki since too many people died the last time we tried too and they were essential to the world and in turn the world died out. We need one more person. One more piece at our disposal to win with less casualties" The Sage said

"In about 2 minutes when the show officially starts I will have no memory of this encounter and I will just play my part. You must lead this world past the akatsuki since you will be the only person who knows of future events. I will give you a notebook eith a checklist of thingd you must complete before you can go bsck home" The Sage finished

"Ok so let me get this straight. You took a wealthy negro out of his universe to do shit that you could easily do yourself but are too lazy too" Quinn asked incredulously

"Yea pretty much. Anime is about to start. Notebook is in your mindscape at all times. Heads up the first thing you must do is save the 4th hokage and his wife"

"And how the fuck am I supposed to do that when I cant move, see, or talk" Quinn asked

"I dont know figure it out. Bye" The sage said before vanishing

"YOU FUCKING OLD SENILE FUUUUUUUUUUCK" Quinn yelled at nothing

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Back To The Womb

"Oh My God Kushina 2 healthy baby boys" Minato said with joy

"Im gonna name the blond haired one Naruto and the red haired one... hmmmmm. Yahiko. In honor of Jiraiya" Kushina said, tired after child birth

'Ok think Quinn how are you gonna get minato to say fuck the seal. Wait. Is that sarutobi. I can communicate with him and he can do the seal. But how?' Then it dawned on Quinn. It dawned that the sage had given him a jutsu that allowed him to communicate with monkeys. While it was extremely racist it was gonna get him a step closer to going home.

He immediately knew how to do it because of the sage and eventually it reached hiruzen. He told him of Minatos plans but he stayed anonymous as to not tell the opd man who he was. The old man heard it and told him that he was gonna seal it for him.

*enter canon bs all the way up until they bout to get stabbed by kyuubis claw*

Hiruzen jumps in the way and takes it in the chest. With his last breath he sealed half the kyuubi into quinn and the other half into naruto.

'Oh yea Quinn. Step one is motherfucking complete. We snatching dubs' Quinn thought. He than looked over the list as the minato quest disappeared from the paper he looked down to see over 100 things to do. 'This is gonna be some bullshit.'

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I just wanted to add a more comical view on the narutoverse. Didnt want to get into all the depressing shit about him being sad about it. If you dont want your stories funny and u like it angst as hell this is ur cue to get yo em9 ass on. For the rest of you. Review, Follow, and share.