WARNING: THIS FANFIC CONTAINS BLALENT 60's REFERENCES, A BIZZARE NINTENDO PAIRING, AND ED LOOKING LIKE CHRISTEN BAYLE AFTER A BAD ACTING CARREER.

Chapter 1

Cleaning mishaps and ZOOM!

The day began with Edd in his tub. His bathroom was sparkley clean and he was scrubbing hard on himself.

One spot on his arm, however, woudn't go away and he screamed.

Eddy was in his shower humming "Staying alive". He was enjoying it until the soap got in to his mouth when he threw it into the air burping soap.

Ed was the lesser of the bunch. "What did I come here for?" he asked himself while looking at the bathtub. He shrugged and went away.

This was daily routine for our heroes.

So sad.

After that, the Eddy and Edd were setting up an energy drink stand, but it fell apart.

"May I help?" Edd asked Eddy when it fell apart.

"Stand back and let the pro do it." said Eddy as he put back a plank that supported the stand.

"It's time to quench our thirst. FOR CASH!" Eddy said before the stand broke again under the weight of his arms.

Edd was now counting the grains of suger needed for the scam. "1. 2. 3 grains of suger."

Eddy was fixing the plank with nails when Ed came by.

"Am I late?" Ed asked.

"Your just in time Ed!" Eddy said. "Hold the sign up."

Eddy was now close to Eds stinky armpits. "Ed, you smell like gym socks. When was the last time you had a bath?"

"I forget." Ed said as he put up the sign.

"So Edd. Hows the energy drinks?" Eddy asked Edd.

"Eddy, please! I'm counting the suger." Edd replied.

Eddy soon dumped a whole bag of suger into the cups.

When Edd started stirring the suger, Ed asked "Can I help?"

Ed soon tried to add a whole container of suger but Edd blocked the cups and he said "Ed, thats too much suger."

"Go away please. I'll taste it." said Edd when he smelled Ed.

"Smelly. Smelly." Edd soon put on a gas mask like Psyco Mantis from Metal Gear Solid and he pumped the air full of perfume.

"Hurry up Edd." said Eddy while covering his nose.

Soon, Edd took a test drink but he began to move uncontrollably and skyrocked to the air due to high suger dose.

"Look at him go Eddy!" said Ed as he gave Eddy another whip of his stink.

Edd was now super fast and super crazy. "WHOO-HOO! GREAT BEVERAGE EDDY!" he said in a flash."CUSTOMERS EDDY!"